Gabe Ortiz
@g4be.net
bay area new mexican expat, botmaker, hobbyist, computer person
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Doctor says, 'Dont worry, parser design is simple. Great programmer Kate Compton has written the parser you seek’
November 16, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Doctor says, 'Dont worry, parser design is simple. Great programmer Kate Compton has written the parser you seek’
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this is a reminder that we dont have to settle for newsom in 2028
November 5, 2025 at 2:44 AM
this is a reminder that we dont have to settle for newsom in 2028
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Philip K. Dick would have had a field day with this.
People gambling on everyday things, trying to influence them in order to win, while the sitting president puts his thumb on and off scales to fuck everyone over and mint more money for himself, chaos ensues.
The Running Man but everyone plays.
People gambling on everyday things, trying to influence them in order to win, while the sitting president puts his thumb on and off scales to fuck everyone over and mint more money for himself, chaos ensues.
The Running Man but everyone plays.
"Truth Social users will be able to trade prediction contracts related to major events and milestones, such as political elections, interest and inflation rate changes, commodity prices on gold and crude oil, events across all major sports leagues"
What the bloody hell?
crypto.com/us/company-n...
What the bloody hell?
crypto.com/us/company-n...
Truth Social to Become World’s First Social Media Platform Offering Prediction Markets via Exclusive Partnership with Crypto.com
Trump Media Expansion Now Includes Strategic Push into Prediction Markets
crypto.com
October 29, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Philip K. Dick would have had a field day with this.
People gambling on everyday things, trying to influence them in order to win, while the sitting president puts his thumb on and off scales to fuck everyone over and mint more money for himself, chaos ensues.
The Running Man but everyone plays.
People gambling on everyday things, trying to influence them in order to win, while the sitting president puts his thumb on and off scales to fuck everyone over and mint more money for himself, chaos ensues.
The Running Man but everyone plays.
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Question, is Violent J available to run for Senator of Maine
Reminder that Violent J of Insane Clown Posse has the correct response to a lot of the shitty things he said in the early days.
October 21, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Question, is Violent J available to run for Senator of Maine
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have you seen the new python package? it's on pypi. you can literally install it with pip. set up a venv. grab it with poetry. you just use rye. run it with pipx. you can install it with uv. install uv right now. go to uv. dive into uv. you can uv it. it's on uv. uv has it for you. uv has it for you
September 26, 2025 at 9:14 PM
have you seen the new python package? it's on pypi. you can literally install it with pip. set up a venv. grab it with poetry. you just use rye. run it with pipx. you can install it with uv. install uv right now. go to uv. dive into uv. you can uv it. it's on uv. uv has it for you. uv has it for you
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After 3D printing my first file handle, I realized my missed opportunity and bought a second file so that I could correct my error
September 27, 2025 at 6:31 PM
After 3D printing my first file handle, I realized my missed opportunity and bought a second file so that I could correct my error
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TIL there's a huge major comedy show in Saudi Arabia happening and also that Zach Woods remains a king
September 25, 2025 at 9:35 PM
TIL there's a huge major comedy show in Saudi Arabia happening and also that Zach Woods remains a king
Being in office is a mixed bag but at least I get to repair my vintage eggbeater drill chuck with springs scavenged from BIC mechanical pencils stolen from the supply cabinet
September 25, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Being in office is a mixed bag but at least I get to repair my vintage eggbeater drill chuck with springs scavenged from BIC mechanical pencils stolen from the supply cabinet
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just found a bullet casing with the entire bee movie script on it
September 25, 2025 at 12:59 AM
just found a bullet casing with the entire bee movie script on it
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buying my soul back from the devil in four easy installments through klarna
September 24, 2025 at 4:59 PM
buying my soul back from the devil in four easy installments through klarna
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actually the FCC maintains a list of 70 year men with autism! they’re called amateur radio operators
RFK Jr: I've never seen a case of full-blown autism in a 70-year-old man. You're only seeing it in the kids. It's an epidemic.
September 24, 2025 at 5:29 PM
actually the FCC maintains a list of 70 year men with autism! they’re called amateur radio operators
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Jay, you all owe an explanation of how it came to be that the exact list of users blamed by The Federalist were banned even if they did not break the ToS, and were not unsuspended until more than a day later.
September 13, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Jay, you all owe an explanation of how it came to be that the exact list of users blamed by The Federalist were banned even if they did not break the ToS, and were not unsuspended until more than a day later.
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[if Kentucky Route Zero had Waze]:
“the faint specter of a deer reported ahead, one that recalls the wildness of the path not taken, a slightly fearful melancholy that you can chase it but never know for how long. Still there?”
[clicks yes]
“+2 Waze points!”
“the faint specter of a deer reported ahead, one that recalls the wildness of the path not taken, a slightly fearful melancholy that you can chase it but never know for how long. Still there?”
[clicks yes]
“+2 Waze points!”
March 23, 2025 at 12:19 AM
[if Kentucky Route Zero had Waze]:
“the faint specter of a deer reported ahead, one that recalls the wildness of the path not taken, a slightly fearful melancholy that you can chase it but never know for how long. Still there?”
[clicks yes]
“+2 Waze points!”
“the faint specter of a deer reported ahead, one that recalls the wildness of the path not taken, a slightly fearful melancholy that you can chase it but never know for how long. Still there?”
[clicks yes]
“+2 Waze points!”
Rosanna is the best Toto song and it’s not even close
July 6, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Rosanna is the best Toto song and it’s not even close
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🚨🚨🚨 LISTEN UP, something is afoot NOW.
Call your US Representatives. Ask them to OPPOSE the motion to table (kill) the articles, and, when the articles come to the floor, to vote YES to impeach
US Capitol Switchboard: (202) 224-3121
Local offices: www.house.gov/representati...
RT's appreciated!
Call your US Representatives. Ask them to OPPOSE the motion to table (kill) the articles, and, when the articles come to the floor, to vote YES to impeach
US Capitol Switchboard: (202) 224-3121
Local offices: www.house.gov/representati...
RT's appreciated!
June 24, 2025 at 5:51 PM
🚨🚨🚨 LISTEN UP, something is afoot NOW.
Call your US Representatives. Ask them to OPPOSE the motion to table (kill) the articles, and, when the articles come to the floor, to vote YES to impeach
US Capitol Switchboard: (202) 224-3121
Local offices: www.house.gov/representati...
RT's appreciated!
Call your US Representatives. Ask them to OPPOSE the motion to table (kill) the articles, and, when the articles come to the floor, to vote YES to impeach
US Capitol Switchboard: (202) 224-3121
Local offices: www.house.gov/representati...
RT's appreciated!
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Pedro Pascal in Turbo Pascal
June 3, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Pedro Pascal in Turbo Pascal
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watching other anglosphere nations elect uninspiring technocrats
May 3, 2025 at 4:09 PM
watching other anglosphere nations elect uninspiring technocrats
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RIP Francis. American trad-cath converts are going to 100% convince themselves that some guy named Fr. Terry Dallas "the January 6th Padre" is going to be pope and they're going to absolutely lose their shit when it's a European they've never heard of
April 21, 2025 at 11:57 AM
RIP Francis. American trad-cath converts are going to 100% convince themselves that some guy named Fr. Terry Dallas "the January 6th Padre" is going to be pope and they're going to absolutely lose their shit when it's a European they've never heard of
this apple tv+ ad encouraging me to spend my time wisely does not especially make me want to spend the precious time i have remaining on apple tv+ shows
April 19, 2025 at 9:34 PM
this apple tv+ ad encouraging me to spend my time wisely does not especially make me want to spend the precious time i have remaining on apple tv+ shows
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It looks like someone has hacked a crosswalk button in Palo Alto to deliver at least two different messages in the voice of Elon Musk.
(They are not complimentary)
(They are not complimentary)
April 13, 2025 at 2:50 AM
It looks like someone has hacked a crosswalk button in Palo Alto to deliver at least two different messages in the voice of Elon Musk.
(They are not complimentary)
(They are not complimentary)
amazing
I just heard Hot To Go for the first time in many months, and the incredible mashup that replaces the weird shitty rap sections with the Hamster Dance has 100% ruined this song for me fixupx.com/coolestdudey...
I Love To Smile! on X: "See what I mean? https://t.co/dzkZRL5l6M" / X
See what I mean? https://t.co/dzkZRL5l6M
x.com
April 12, 2025 at 2:42 AM
amazing
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the failsons never set on the American empire
March 28, 2025 at 6:15 PM
the failsons never set on the American empire
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"Those folks did not have notice or an opportunity to challenge things at all," Millett says. "Nazis got better treatment" in removals under the AEA — with review boards — than Trump has laid out here.
Ensign argues that, because the five initial plaintiffs got their TRO, anyone could have done so.
Ensign argues that, because the five initial plaintiffs got their TRO, anyone could have done so.
March 24, 2025 at 6:05 PM
"Those folks did not have notice or an opportunity to challenge things at all," Millett says. "Nazis got better treatment" in removals under the AEA — with review boards — than Trump has laid out here.
Ensign argues that, because the five initial plaintiffs got their TRO, anyone could have done so.
Ensign argues that, because the five initial plaintiffs got their TRO, anyone could have done so.
happy birthday @hellosami.bsky.social!
March 18, 2025 at 4:32 PM
happy birthday @hellosami.bsky.social!
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Yeah I have a caucus, you wouldn't know her, she goes to a different school
March 15, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Yeah I have a caucus, you wouldn't know her, she goes to a different school