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Derek
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Enthusiast. Lake Superior aficionado. Roller Derby Official. Train Operator. He/Him.
A few days ago:

Train: capital rice street station. Connect here for routes 3, 62, and 67.

Guy behind the cab: ha, six seven
November 12, 2025 at 1:24 AM
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Pulitzer Prize photo right here.
November 6, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Friday night movie!
November 1, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Aww yeaa
October 30, 2025 at 2:15 PM
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My closing pitch to voters? “I will only live in this awful place if I rule over it”
October 26, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Spotted on the green line, sign that said:

Insane
Clown
Presidency
October 18, 2025 at 5:28 PM
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HARDEST PHOTO OF 2025 JUST DROPPED
September 19, 2025 at 5:11 PM
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oh well, onward and upward
September 12, 2025 at 3:22 PM
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The last 100 years of US politics
September 4, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Dun-na, dun-na.
August 29, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Another prediction by The Simpsons
August 27, 2025 at 6:04 PM
I could tell the Vikings were losing when there was a stream of fans leaving US Bank after only 2 hours lol
August 16, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Furthest I've been:

North: Denali, Alaska
East: Sorrento 🇮🇹
South: Roatán 🇭🇳
West: Honolulu, Hawaii
North: Grand Portage, MN
East: Boston, MA
South: Ocho Rios, Jamaica
West: San Francisco, CA
Furthest I've been:

North: Winnipeg, ONT
East: Nice, France
South: Matamoros, MX
West: San Francisco, CA
August 8, 2025 at 10:02 PM
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We have always had positive job growth in Oceania.
August 1, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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We’re no longer interested in finding out the truth. The bamboozle has captured us. It’s simply too painful to acknowledge, even to ourselves, that we’ve been taken. Once you give a charlatan power over you, you almost never get it back.

- Carl Sagan
August 1, 2025 at 8:31 PM
That's a wrap.
July 9, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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S 5th
Minneapolis, MN
6/23/25
June 23, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Smoll log fire listening to @beyondthebreakers.bsky.social and @kayleefabulous.bsky.social talk about the SS Mataafa
June 15, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Easily, the best day of 2025 so far.
June 5, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Couple of guys on the green line talking about real dolls lol
May 10, 2025 at 1:16 AM
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The rats have chosen a new pope.
May 8, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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REPORTER: You just announced a new nominee for US Surgeon General who never finished her residency, and is not a practicing physician. So can you explain why you picked her to be America's top doctor?

TRUMP: Because Bobby thought she was fantastic ... I don't know her
May 8, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Farm Babies @MNZoo
May 7, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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"The sun is expanding so much that it will eventually destroy Earth, but Mars will still be fine. I am very smart."
we only have five billion years to evolve into a species of spacefaring cyborg-trucks so we better get cracking
May 7, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Lol. This man is braindead.
JUST IN: Trump orders 100% tariff on all movies produced outside the U.S.
May 5, 2025 at 12:46 AM