April
@funkyskeletons.bsky.social
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trapping the phantom and neutering him before releasing him back into the opera
March 26, 2024 at 1:43 AM
trapping the phantom and neutering him before releasing him back into the opera
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this really is becoming a December to Remember (derogatory)
December 5, 2024 at 2:14 PM
this really is becoming a December to Remember (derogatory)
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red grinch (my original character do not steal)
December 12, 2025 at 2:18 AM
red grinch (my original character do not steal)
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the chair company feels like there was a gas leak in the writers’ room the entire time (complimentary)
December 3, 2025 at 3:09 AM
the chair company feels like there was a gas leak in the writers’ room the entire time (complimentary)
I don’t want The Chair Company to end. It’s the only new show that makes me feel alive.
December 3, 2025 at 4:27 AM
I don’t want The Chair Company to end. It’s the only new show that makes me feel alive.
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(washing lettuce) Baby Lechuga, in the deep blue sea
December 3, 2025 at 12:01 AM
(washing lettuce) Baby Lechuga, in the deep blue sea
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Was reminded of my very favorite tweet of all time today:
December 2, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Was reminded of my very favorite tweet of all time today:
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He looks like a Satoshi Kon character. Del Griffith is beautiful and my friend
November 27, 2025 at 7:32 PM
He looks like a Satoshi Kon character. Del Griffith is beautiful and my friend
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May all of your bajas be blasted
November 27, 2025 at 5:15 AM
May all of your bajas be blasted
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me when strange men feel compelled to let me know that they think a movie I like is bad
November 17, 2025 at 12:56 PM
me when strange men feel compelled to let me know that they think a movie I like is bad
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I don't even think of it as "quitting" twitter. Twitter was shot in the head, and replaced with something else.
I quit the former Twitter two years ago this week, and I am here to tell you that my online life got a lot better for having left it. In two years I've not been tempted to go back, and I haven't felt any penalty in either career or community for not being there. It's nice to be here and not there.
November 19, 2025 at 3:59 AM
I don't even think of it as "quitting" twitter. Twitter was shot in the head, and replaced with something else.
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happy slightly belated 22nd birthday to one of the best movies ever made
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November 16, 2025 at 1:59 AM
happy slightly belated 22nd birthday to one of the best movies ever made
Nothing beats parking lot tamale
November 14, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Nothing beats parking lot tamale
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In Super Mario Galaxy, the stars on the letters of the logo spell "u r mr gay", while for the movie it says "he mr gay". This is because you are watching Mario, not playing him.
November 12, 2025 at 2:15 PM
In Super Mario Galaxy, the stars on the letters of the logo spell "u r mr gay", while for the movie it says "he mr gay". This is because you are watching Mario, not playing him.
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Sarah jessica parker is an anagram of Sarah jerassic parke
November 10, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Sarah jessica parker is an anagram of Sarah jerassic parke
Gonna start rating films based on how much mist/fog/steam is in it.
November 6, 2025 at 7:33 AM
Gonna start rating films based on how much mist/fog/steam is in it.
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[bursts in door] never forget that Dick Van Dyke once got rescued by porpoises after he drifted out to sea on a surfboard
Dick Van Dyke has OUTLIVED Dick Cheney
November 4, 2025 at 1:56 PM
[bursts in door] never forget that Dick Van Dyke once got rescued by porpoises after he drifted out to sea on a surfboard
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More has to come out of your body than goes into your body while you’re in there. First rule of the bathroom
November 4, 2025 at 10:49 PM
More has to come out of your body than goes into your body while you’re in there. First rule of the bathroom
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I remember Nick Wiger posting something years ago to the effect of “saw my family on Thanksgiving - brother finished his residency and is now a full doctor, I had to tell everyone my big work requirement this week was to record my monster mash sex parody for the 8th year in a row”
October 29, 2025 at 12:37 PM
I remember Nick Wiger posting something years ago to the effect of “saw my family on Thanksgiving - brother finished his residency and is now a full doctor, I had to tell everyone my big work requirement this week was to record my monster mash sex parody for the 8th year in a row”
“Phillip K Dick’s Mars Needs Moms”
October 26, 2025 at 2:38 AM
“Phillip K Dick’s Mars Needs Moms”
The Chair Company is a perfect show made just for me.
October 24, 2025 at 5:51 AM
The Chair Company is a perfect show made just for me.
Almost time to rewatch-
October 21, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Almost time to rewatch-