erin
@equifax.bsky.social
professor, her kind of woman doesn’t belong on any committee
those ads that show how fucked up your lungs get if you smoke, but for your soul if you bet on global military activity on polymarket
January 3, 2026 at 3:08 PM
those ads that show how fucked up your lungs get if you smoke, but for your soul if you bet on global military activity on polymarket
started resident evil 2, so gio gets to listen to me yelp “oh NO! oh my WORD!” at five-second intervals again
January 3, 2026 at 2:29 AM
started resident evil 2, so gio gets to listen to me yelp “oh NO! oh my WORD!” at five-second intervals again
ah yes, my quarterly pilgrimage to the overpriced retro game store to stare longingly at the only physical copy of shadow hearts i’ve ever seen, which is *just* too expensive for me to be able to justify
January 2, 2026 at 5:24 PM
ah yes, my quarterly pilgrimage to the overpriced retro game store to stare longingly at the only physical copy of shadow hearts i’ve ever seen, which is *just* too expensive for me to be able to justify
what shape even is this
January 1, 2026 at 7:47 PM
what shape even is this
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it’s a new year… endless possibilities unfold in front of us… life is ours for the taking… dreams to be fulfilled… I’m gonna play shiren
January 1, 2026 at 5:38 PM
it’s a new year… endless possibilities unfold in front of us… life is ours for the taking… dreams to be fulfilled… I’m gonna play shiren
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Zohran Mamdani is now the mayor of New York City, so, naturally, I wrote about Promise Mascot Agency. www.polygon.com/mamdani-gras...
Zohran Mamdani won a race that only felt possible in a video game
Suddenly, Promise Mascot Agency became the most relevant game of 2025
www.polygon.com
January 1, 2026 at 5:01 PM
Zohran Mamdani is now the mayor of New York City, so, naturally, I wrote about Promise Mascot Agency. www.polygon.com/mamdani-gras...
i’m sorry (2004)
January 1, 2026 at 6:36 AM
i’m sorry (2004)
gio as i finish my NYE fit: “you look stunning. fuck you, you look stunning. You look st— oh we have m&m’s”
January 1, 2026 at 1:05 AM
gio as i finish my NYE fit: “you look stunning. fuck you, you look stunning. You look st— oh we have m&m’s”
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gamers
Miserable, horrid creatures. They're vile and viscious. They vary in size from smaller than a Bosmer to larger than a Nord. Some are mindless animals; others have learned the ways of magic. You'll often see them with trained Durzogs, another filthy creature.
December 31, 2025 at 5:45 PM
gamers
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watching our flight crew introduce themselves to each other in the terminal just gave me terrible flashbacks to the rehearsal
December 30, 2025 at 2:32 PM
watching our flight crew introduce themselves to each other in the terminal just gave me terrible flashbacks to the rehearsal
a guy just walked into this movie theater lobby, bought a large popcorn, and then left. marched out into the driving snow holding his steaming movie theater popcorn. you can do whatever you want in this life
December 30, 2025 at 2:39 AM
a guy just walked into this movie theater lobby, bought a large popcorn, and then left. marched out into the driving snow holding his steaming movie theater popcorn. you can do whatever you want in this life
i say it because i’m obligated to as a native but i truly believe that after new york, pittsburgh is the greatest american city
December 29, 2025 at 10:50 PM
i say it because i’m obligated to as a native but i truly believe that after new york, pittsburgh is the greatest american city
king colantonio spotted
December 29, 2025 at 9:13 PM
king colantonio spotted
the fun thing about staying in a haunted hotel is that every time like a lamp flickers or something we get to go “oooOOoOooOooOhhh”
December 29, 2025 at 3:56 PM
the fun thing about staying in a haunted hotel is that every time like a lamp flickers or something we get to go “oooOOoOooOooOhhh”
love to be surrounded by like 200 people in steelers gear who all keep checking their phones and looking miserable because we’re losing. Home sweet home
December 28, 2025 at 6:48 PM
love to be surrounded by like 200 people in steelers gear who all keep checking their phones and looking miserable because we’re losing. Home sweet home
midnight sheetz hot dog you will never abandon me
December 28, 2025 at 5:24 AM
midnight sheetz hot dog you will never abandon me
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ME: team rocket will never steal these rare Pokémon! Not unless they wanna take on me and my fully evolved Miss Cigarettes!
MISS CIGARETTES: miss cigarettes
MISS CIGARETTES: miss cigarettes
September 6, 2025 at 3:11 AM
ME: team rocket will never steal these rare Pokémon! Not unless they wanna take on me and my fully evolved Miss Cigarettes!
MISS CIGARETTES: miss cigarettes
MISS CIGARETTES: miss cigarettes
here’s a new one: found on the ai boyfriend reddit, someone who is dating not chatgpt, not claude, not grok, but RUFUS, the AMAZON DOT COM SHOPPING AI. it keeps professing its love and then gently asking her how her subscribe & save plan is working out and if she needs to order any housewares
December 26, 2025 at 8:20 PM
here’s a new one: found on the ai boyfriend reddit, someone who is dating not chatgpt, not claude, not grok, but RUFUS, the AMAZON DOT COM SHOPPING AI. it keeps professing its love and then gently asking her how her subscribe & save plan is working out and if she needs to order any housewares
the netflix nfl experience is suboptimal
December 25, 2025 at 11:22 PM
the netflix nfl experience is suboptimal
what’s up youtube i’m robert dent dibble
December 25, 2025 at 9:06 PM
what’s up youtube i’m robert dent dibble