I’ll be your friend 💪

Get on that Sensodyne train

I need to read the book. They’re doing a screening of the film at a local theater with a moderated book discussion afterwards. Sounded cool

Sorry all you get is chrono cross lol

Hoof and/or mouth diseases

Strongest case of The Main Man energy I’ve ever seen

I have a few movies like that where the theatrical experience was so transcendent that I’m afraid to rewatch them on a smaller screen lol

It’s that Paul WS Anderson is still a far better director than Uwe Boll

It’s in theaters now lol

Finally a way to disguise your bloody shits

Fart near the cpap machine air intake

The Frownch is actually the naturally friendly one but their mother got the prophecy mixed up

You might be at a work meeting & happen to be sneaking sips of your vodka filled camelbak. Maybe you’re putting just a nip of whiskey in your break room coffee from your ankle flask or finishing that 4th airplane bottle of scotch in the bathroom on your lunch break that doesn’t necessarily mean-