@funkteroptorix.bsky.social
Polemicizing against the end of days.
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there needs to be a sex offender registry but for ice guys. you should have to go door to door when you move to a new area and inform your neighbors that you used to be an ice guy. they shouldn't be allowed with 500 feet of a school
January 9, 2026 at 12:24 AM
there needs to be a sex offender registry but for ice guys. you should have to go door to door when you move to a new area and inform your neighbors that you used to be an ice guy. they shouldn't be allowed with 500 feet of a school
Yojimbo and Sanjuro are so good, but I'm really here for Mifune, let's be real
January 3, 2026 at 3:41 AM
Yojimbo and Sanjuro are so good, but I'm really here for Mifune, let's be real
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That's a good idea but tbh the first Kurosawa movie basically everyone should see is YOJIMBO, which I think is his best movie that's not a long epic bsky.app/profile/spra...
Would be way better if schools showed Throne of Blood during the Macbeth section of english class
January 3, 2026 at 3:38 AM
That's a good idea but tbh the first Kurosawa movie basically everyone should see is YOJIMBO, which I think is his best movie that's not a long epic bsky.app/profile/spra...
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Prosecute them all. Beyond the depravity of this, it's pure theft. The local prosecutor should open an investigation and charge them all.
ICE detain father shopping on Christmas Eve—then steal his family's groceries.
Then 3 agents divvy up his paid for food—taking what they want for themselves.
"Can I just get the wife's number to call and let her know?" woman asks.
"No, guess he should've complied," agent says.
Yakima, Washington
Then 3 agents divvy up his paid for food—taking what they want for themselves.
"Can I just get the wife's number to call and let her know?" woman asks.
"No, guess he should've complied," agent says.
Yakima, Washington
December 26, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Prosecute them all. Beyond the depravity of this, it's pure theft. The local prosecutor should open an investigation and charge them all.
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i really think there is legit political space for running on "we are going to dismantle ICE"
How it started vs. How it’s going NOW 👀
LA tow truck driver who towed ICE’s car found NOT GUILTY 🦸🏽♂️
LA tow truck driver who towed ICE’s car found NOT GUILTY 🦸🏽♂️
December 21, 2025 at 12:41 AM
i really think there is legit political space for running on "we are going to dismantle ICE"
Oh look, the bloodthirsty maniac wants more blood. In a just world Shoffner would hammer him on this
Sen. Tom Cotton (R-Ark.), to reporters, after viewing video footage of the U.S. strikes on alleged drug boats in the Caribbean on Sept. 2:
"Righteous strikes." "Entirely lawful."
"Righteous strikes." "Entirely lawful."
December 5, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Oh look, the bloodthirsty maniac wants more blood. In a just world Shoffner would hammer him on this
only a few weeks late and after a major holiday, i have higgens thoughts
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Higgins Without Pressure
Let's Consider Republicans Without Threat
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December 1, 2025 at 3:53 PM
only a few weeks late and after a major holiday, i have higgens thoughts
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I want to believe people only eat from the trash cans they are offered, and thus hope for better trash cans, yet I can certainly understand cynicism
November 18, 2025 at 10:23 PM
I want to believe people only eat from the trash cans they are offered, and thus hope for better trash cans, yet I can certainly understand cynicism
NO ONE'S EVEN CHALLENGING HIM IN 2026, I'M GOING INSANE
November 18, 2025 at 8:43 PM
NO ONE'S EVEN CHALLENGING HIM IN 2026, I'M GOING INSANE
The sole Republican who voted against releasing Epstein files
www.independent.co.uk
November 18, 2025 at 8:33 PM
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These people always pitch themselves as savvy Real America Whisperers but constantly talking about how Republicans are right and Democrats are annoying is abysmal electoral strategy.
Talk about how minorities aren't a threat, billionaires are!
Talk about how minorities aren't a threat, billionaires are!
November 15, 2025 at 1:32 AM
These people always pitch themselves as savvy Real America Whisperers but constantly talking about how Republicans are right and Democrats are annoying is abysmal electoral strategy.
Talk about how minorities aren't a threat, billionaires are!
Talk about how minorities aren't a threat, billionaires are!
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this is fucking ghoulish
November 14, 2025 at 11:51 PM
this is fucking ghoulish
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It just wasn't a big, newsworthy deal like, for instance, the college applications of a mayoral candidate to a school he didn't get into or attend.
To recap: Jeffrey Epstein offered a NY Times reporter photos taken in Epstein's kitchen of Donald Trump and girls in bikinis *and* implored the NYT reporter to put this information in the public discourse in 2015
What did the NY Times editors know about this offer?
What did the NY Times editors know about this offer?
“would you like photos of donald and girls in bikinis in my kitchen?” -Jeffrey Epstein
November 12, 2025 at 9:38 PM
It just wasn't a big, newsworthy deal like, for instance, the college applications of a mayoral candidate to a school he didn't get into or attend.
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Reminder that this is a winning position, and people support it
New York assemblyman Zohran Mamdani confronts Border Czar Tom Homan today in Albany 👇🏻
November 5, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Reminder that this is a winning position, and people support it
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Mike Johnson: ‘My Christian Faith Is More About Not Jacking Off Than Feeding The Poor’
November 3, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Mike Johnson: ‘My Christian Faith Is More About Not Jacking Off Than Feeding The Poor’
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With Zohran Mamdani on the verge of winning the NYC mayoral race, after Cuomo and so many others leaned on post-9/11 era Islamophobia to discredit him, it feels cosmic that Dick Cheney died today. The arc of empire bends toward reckoning.
November 4, 2025 at 1:18 PM
With Zohran Mamdani on the verge of winning the NYC mayoral race, after Cuomo and so many others leaned on post-9/11 era Islamophobia to discredit him, it feels cosmic that Dick Cheney died today. The arc of empire bends toward reckoning.
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this whole piece is fascinating but this section really stuck out to me as why so many people are the way they are. they project trump himself onto themselves, and he is their identity. an attack on trump is a direct attack on them
October 29, 2025 at 4:54 PM
this whole piece is fascinating but this section really stuck out to me as why so many people are the way they are. they project trump himself onto themselves, and he is their identity. an attack on trump is a direct attack on them
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i hope in future chicago mayor elections they’ll ask eachother if they denounce goblin mode
October 17, 2025 at 1:47 AM
i hope in future chicago mayor elections they’ll ask eachother if they denounce goblin mode
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collar gate is the latest instance of a trumped-up non-issue blossoming into a large-scale psychosis event – and possibly the dumbest. it's also the modern internet doing exactly what it was engineered to do
October 15, 2025 at 1:03 AM
collar gate is the latest instance of a trumped-up non-issue blossoming into a large-scale psychosis event – and possibly the dumbest. it's also the modern internet doing exactly what it was engineered to do
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I want them all prosecuted. Every last one of them.
ICE left David, a 17-year-old boy, stranded on the side of Interstate 20 after pulling over his immigrant father, Hector, in Mississippi.
David began running in the scorching sun after the car and watched as it disappeared from sight—soon headed to a Louisiana ICE prison.
Here's their story.
David began running in the scorching sun after the car and watched as it disappeared from sight—soon headed to a Louisiana ICE prison.
Here's their story.
ICE Stranded a 17-Year-Old on I-20 After Arresting His Father. The Mississippi Dad Now Faces Deportation.
A 17-year-old watched as ICE arrested his immigrant father, Hector, on I-20 in June. The family faces mounting legal fees and the risk of deportation.
www.mississippifreepress.org
October 11, 2025 at 1:13 AM
I want them all prosecuted. Every last one of them.