Frito
@fritokal.bsky.social
Bad at profiles. She/her. Writer, baker, parent, queer
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"I Will Always Love You" as a duet between Cynthia and Ariana tho
November 15, 2025 at 3:23 AM
"I Will Always Love You" as a duet between Cynthia and Ariana tho
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@fritokal.bsky.social aaand here is Emily Voidberry's pirate tavern menu!! please let me know if you'd like me to adjust anything; I'm also happy to email you the high-res file. thank you!
November 14, 2025 at 9:06 PM
@fritokal.bsky.social aaand here is Emily Voidberry's pirate tavern menu!! please let me know if you'd like me to adjust anything; I'm also happy to email you the high-res file. thank you!
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hi! maybe you remember me from the menu i made for my cat, which hit surprisingly big a little while ago. i made some menus for other people's pets in exchange for donations to pro-trans organisations. now i'm doing it again, but for food banks.
please share! more info downthread!
please share! more info downthread!
October 26, 2025 at 6:55 PM
hi! maybe you remember me from the menu i made for my cat, which hit surprisingly big a little while ago. i made some menus for other people's pets in exchange for donations to pro-trans organisations. now i'm doing it again, but for food banks.
please share! more info downthread!
please share! more info downthread!
The sun is personally attacking me it is so bright
November 13, 2025 at 11:08 PM
The sun is personally attacking me it is so bright
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Monday. (derogatory)
November 10, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Monday. (derogatory)
I'm gonna tell my kids this is the new predator movie
I will simply be ✨passing away✨ from the cuteness I stg 🥰🤼♂️
November 9, 2025 at 8:26 PM
I'm gonna tell my kids this is the new predator movie
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Hi! I'm a character in an animated series voiced by Clancy Brown. I sure am courteous and eloquent. Man, wouldn't it be a surprise if I was actually evil to the core, a malevolent force making the world worse due to my misguided sense of ethics?
November 4, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Hi! I'm a character in an animated series voiced by Clancy Brown. I sure am courteous and eloquent. Man, wouldn't it be a surprise if I was actually evil to the core, a malevolent force making the world worse due to my misguided sense of ethics?
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wait, Cheney wasn’t dead?
November 4, 2025 at 2:41 PM
wait, Cheney wasn’t dead?
Adventure in hair color (temporary)
November 4, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Adventure in hair color (temporary)
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Me having ADHD: “It’s like having a superpower - my brain works super fast and I can sometimes hyperfocus on something like crazy.”
My kids having ADHD: “OH MY GOD THIS SUPERPOWER SUCKS SO GODDAMN BAD”
My kids having ADHD: “OH MY GOD THIS SUPERPOWER SUCKS SO GODDAMN BAD”
October 7, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Me having ADHD: “It’s like having a superpower - my brain works super fast and I can sometimes hyperfocus on something like crazy.”
My kids having ADHD: “OH MY GOD THIS SUPERPOWER SUCKS SO GODDAMN BAD”
My kids having ADHD: “OH MY GOD THIS SUPERPOWER SUCKS SO GODDAMN BAD”
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Alan Wake 2
November 1, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Alan Wake 2
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I am seeing the posts about American healthcare premiums going up 5x and more. And I want to gather my Canadians and folks who have universal healthcare and let you know that Americans know their system is broken. You don't need to tell them that right now.
November 1, 2025 at 1:31 PM
I am seeing the posts about American healthcare premiums going up 5x and more. And I want to gather my Canadians and folks who have universal healthcare and let you know that Americans know their system is broken. You don't need to tell them that right now.
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A timeline cleanse. Two hummingbirds taking shelter from the rain inside a rose.
Good night Bluesky.🥰
Good night Bluesky.🥰
October 30, 2025 at 6:30 AM
A timeline cleanse. Two hummingbirds taking shelter from the rain inside a rose.
Good night Bluesky.🥰
Good night Bluesky.🥰
Bonus video @technophobia.bsky.social doing blood splatter sprinkles
October 30, 2025 at 5:57 AM
Bonus video @technophobia.bsky.social doing blood splatter sprinkles
Cookies and scream, killer cereal (strawberry) and peanut butter coffin cakes
October 30, 2025 at 5:52 AM
Cookies and scream, killer cereal (strawberry) and peanut butter coffin cakes
Gastronomopod.
Trying to get out of a funk to start on some bigger projects, so to get out of it here's a Snack Snail.
October 29, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Gastronomopod.
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I also find it annoying when people are over-dramatic about the existence of mayonnaise, thank you, Reddit
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October 28, 2025 at 3:28 PM
I also find it annoying when people are over-dramatic about the existence of mayonnaise, thank you, Reddit
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Typechip has a dozen aunts and uncles who aren’t even distant dna relatives
Wait, are people really upset that Mamdani spoke about his “aunt,” and it was actually his father’s cousin and not his father’s sibling?
Because that is an extremely normal thing a lot of cultures do. Including a lot of large Jewish families!
Because that is an extremely normal thing a lot of cultures do. Including a lot of large Jewish families!
In a bit of a tense moment, one of the La Mega co-hosts presses Mamdani on why he "lied" about his "aunt" having been scared to ride the subway after 9/11 while wearing a hijab.
Mamdani says it was "not a lie" because he refers to his father's cousin as his "aunt."
Mamdani says it was "not a lie" because he refers to his father's cousin as his "aunt."
October 28, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Typechip has a dozen aunts and uncles who aren’t even distant dna relatives
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*to the TMNT theme tune*
it's not even ten o'clock yet
it's not even ten o'clock yet
it's not even ten o'clock yet
And it's only Tuesday
Mother fucker
it's not even ten o'clock yet
it's not even ten o'clock yet
it's not even ten o'clock yet
And it's only Tuesday
Mother fucker
June 17, 2025 at 2:44 PM
*to the TMNT theme tune*
it's not even ten o'clock yet
it's not even ten o'clock yet
it's not even ten o'clock yet
And it's only Tuesday
Mother fucker
it's not even ten o'clock yet
it's not even ten o'clock yet
it's not even ten o'clock yet
And it's only Tuesday
Mother fucker
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Everyone screaming for a general strike, you need to walk before you can run. So prove to me you can get everyone to boycott Target and Chick-Fil-A first. If you can't even do that, a "General Strike" will utterly fail.
In the meantime, stock up and prepare for lean times to come.
In the meantime, stock up and prepare for lean times to come.
October 28, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Everyone screaming for a general strike, you need to walk before you can run. So prove to me you can get everyone to boycott Target and Chick-Fil-A first. If you can't even do that, a "General Strike" will utterly fail.
In the meantime, stock up and prepare for lean times to come.
In the meantime, stock up and prepare for lean times to come.
Not just because I’m kind of bossy and intense
Brujah are the scholar-warriors
I like to research, I like to solve puzzles, puzzles like knowing stuff - I like ending problems
Sometimes I just do it by being sort of intense
Brujah are the scholar-warriors
I like to research, I like to solve puzzles, puzzles like knowing stuff - I like ending problems
Sometimes I just do it by being sort of intense
Surprising absolutely no one I got Brujah in the v:tm clan quiz
October 28, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Not just because I’m kind of bossy and intense
Brujah are the scholar-warriors
I like to research, I like to solve puzzles, puzzles like knowing stuff - I like ending problems
Sometimes I just do it by being sort of intense
Brujah are the scholar-warriors
I like to research, I like to solve puzzles, puzzles like knowing stuff - I like ending problems
Sometimes I just do it by being sort of intense