Ben
@thatwasnifty.bsky.social
40, medical writer, X-Men aficionado, the most amateur of bakers.
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XAVIER: The Brotherhood of Evil Mutants are robbing the First National Bank! Step your pussies up, my X-Men!
JEAN:…
BOBBY: We watched an episode of Drag Race together. He wanted to be supportive. He…really got into it.
XAVIER: Indeed, Robert. Very boots the house down!
JEAN:…
BOBBY: We watched an episode of Drag Race together. He wanted to be supportive. He…really got into it.
XAVIER: Indeed, Robert. Very boots the house down!
November 14, 2025 at 12:30 AM
XAVIER: The Brotherhood of Evil Mutants are robbing the First National Bank! Step your pussies up, my X-Men!
JEAN:…
BOBBY: We watched an episode of Drag Race together. He wanted to be supportive. He…really got into it.
XAVIER: Indeed, Robert. Very boots the house down!
JEAN:…
BOBBY: We watched an episode of Drag Race together. He wanted to be supportive. He…really got into it.
XAVIER: Indeed, Robert. Very boots the house down!
Due to a series of health crises and other inconveniences, I'm sufferings a weeks-long case of blue balls. If anyone in the DMV wants to do me a solid and get their back blown out, hmu 😏
November 15, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Due to a series of health crises and other inconveniences, I'm sufferings a weeks-long case of blue balls. If anyone in the DMV wants to do me a solid and get their back blown out, hmu 😏
"I Will Always Love You" as a duet between Cynthia and Ariana tho
November 15, 2025 at 3:23 AM
"I Will Always Love You" as a duet between Cynthia and Ariana tho
This mount costs as much as a 2-month subscription to FFXIV but it's super cute and I want it...
Creamy or spicy - what's your broth of choice?
Get your condiment game on and huddle up for a feast of yummy goodness! 🌶️🍄🟫🧄 sqex.to/ffxivstore
Get your condiment game on and huddle up for a feast of yummy goodness! 🌶️🍄🟫🧄 sqex.to/ffxivstore
November 14, 2025 at 5:00 PM
This mount costs as much as a 2-month subscription to FFXIV but it's super cute and I want it...
Do you think when Victor Frankenstein was choosing parts for his creature that he specifically searched for the fattest ass available? Because there was no holding back Jacob Elordi's peach in his costumes.
November 9, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Do you think when Victor Frankenstein was choosing parts for his creature that he specifically searched for the fattest ass available? Because there was no holding back Jacob Elordi's peach in his costumes.
The other funny thing about this re: FFXIV Dawntrail is that whole story is about AI thinking it cares about people but really it's just concerned with its own uncontrolled metastatic growth, to the point it gleefully embraces draining the world of life-essential resources.
Square Enix is looking to replace 70% of its QA team with generative AI by the end of 2027.
buff.ly/RgPkgBi
buff.ly/RgPkgBi
November 7, 2025 at 4:10 PM
The other funny thing about this re: FFXIV Dawntrail is that whole story is about AI thinking it cares about people but really it's just concerned with its own uncontrolled metastatic growth, to the point it gleefully embraces draining the world of life-essential resources.
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Shuma and his little buddy ✏️👁️💚🐙📚
November 6, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Shuma and his little buddy ✏️👁️💚🐙📚
Given the complaints players have about Dawntrail, the next FFXIV expansion is going to be an even bigger garage fire if this happens
Square Enix is looking to replace 70% of its QA team with generative AI by the end of 2027.
buff.ly/RgPkgBi
buff.ly/RgPkgBi
November 6, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Given the complaints players have about Dawntrail, the next FFXIV expansion is going to be an even bigger garage fire if this happens
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hello new Bluesky users!! here’s how Bluesky works:
October 16, 2025 at 11:07 PM
hello new Bluesky users!! here’s how Bluesky works:
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It’s basically Deep Space Nine.
Hello welcome to bluesky. We have every kind of anti-government radical left of center, and also, baseball
November 2, 2025 at 3:54 AM
It’s basically Deep Space Nine.
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You briefly made the people who run this country feel guilty and they will never, ever forgive you for it.
again a reminder that the NYT leadership supports Cuomo *because* of his record of sexual harassment, not *despite* it. they have a strong interest in making sure that they and their friends can never again suffer the indignity of being held accountable by their inferiors.
October 29, 2025 at 12:48 AM
You briefly made the people who run this country feel guilty and they will never, ever forgive you for it.
I need two (2) professional development credits to reach the minimum for a recertification, which I'd planned to get at a conference next week. But all "non-essential" travel is cancelled if the government shutdown continues. So fuck me, I guess.
October 27, 2025 at 2:39 PM
I need two (2) professional development credits to reach the minimum for a recertification, which I'd planned to get at a conference next week. But all "non-essential" travel is cancelled if the government shutdown continues. So fuck me, I guess.
For those who came after
October 26, 2025 at 5:40 AM
For those who came after
My husband is so hot and talented. He made this costume so on his own 😍
Happy Halloween! I'm going as Mega Victreebel from Pokemon Z-A 🎃
October 26, 2025 at 5:36 AM
My husband is so hot and talented. He made this costume so on his own 😍
The people in charge of this are 12 year-olds
Open the page. Scroll down to the timeline. Go through the timeline.
It’s… shocking
It’s… shocking
The White House Building
Every president since John Adams has occupied the White House, and the history of this building extends far beyond the construction of its walls. From the Ground Floor Corridor rooms, transformed from...
www.whitehouse.gov
October 24, 2025 at 3:32 PM
The people in charge of this are 12 year-olds
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At this point, my retirement plan is euthanasia
October 23, 2025 at 12:39 AM
At this point, my retirement plan is euthanasia
Mitchells vs the Machines is one of the funniest movies I've ever seen. I can't wait for a sequel!
A sequel to ‘MITCHELLS VS THE MACHINES’ is in the works.
Coming soon to Netflix.
Coming soon to Netflix.
October 22, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Mitchells vs the Machines is one of the funniest movies I've ever seen. I can't wait for a sequel!
Anyway, this shit is why my social media presence is minimal and mostly restricted to memes, fandom, and personal stuff. Where do I even fit in politically these days? The definitions and connotations of left and liberal change all the time. It's easier to just get informed but not engage online.
A regrettable tattoo...that celebrates one of the biggest and most destructive genocides of the modern age. Lefties continue to fail the no-antisemitism challenge.
Someone tell me why everyone's falling on their swords for the Blackwater Redditor with the SS tattoo in a primary with a bunch of other candidates that's months away
October 22, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Anyway, this shit is why my social media presence is minimal and mostly restricted to memes, fandom, and personal stuff. Where do I even fit in politically these days? The definitions and connotations of left and liberal change all the time. It's easier to just get informed but not engage online.
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Nazi tat affair useful because anyone doing bizarre prevarications atm re how its totally normal to have a Nazi tattoo, good actually, not a big deal that'd matter in an election, if anything its cringe you care, etc etc, has revealed you never need to take their politics opinions seriously again.
October 22, 2025 at 5:48 AM
Nazi tat affair useful because anyone doing bizarre prevarications atm re how its totally normal to have a Nazi tattoo, good actually, not a big deal that'd matter in an election, if anything its cringe you care, etc etc, has revealed you never need to take their politics opinions seriously again.
A regrettable tattoo...that celebrates one of the biggest and most destructive genocides of the modern age. Lefties continue to fail the no-antisemitism challenge.
Someone tell me why everyone's falling on their swords for the Blackwater Redditor with the SS tattoo in a primary with a bunch of other candidates that's months away
October 22, 2025 at 1:06 PM
A regrettable tattoo...that celebrates one of the biggest and most destructive genocides of the modern age. Lefties continue to fail the no-antisemitism challenge.
Workout accountability photo
October 21, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Workout accountability photo
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The whole point of Trump is to defile the presidency. In racist logic, if a Black man can be president, then the presidency itself has to be reduced to filth.
So they found the worst White man they could and let him shit all over the place (and Congress, literally, in the Jan 6 phase of the coup).
So they found the worst White man they could and let him shit all over the place (and Congress, literally, in the Jan 6 phase of the coup).
October 20, 2025 at 7:21 PM
The whole point of Trump is to defile the presidency. In racist logic, if a Black man can be president, then the presidency itself has to be reduced to filth.
So they found the worst White man they could and let him shit all over the place (and Congress, literally, in the Jan 6 phase of the coup).
So they found the worst White man they could and let him shit all over the place (and Congress, literally, in the Jan 6 phase of the coup).
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the symbolism of “Trump destroying the White House for a overpriced luxury vanity project, during a government shut down, days after a historically-large mass demonstration against his regime called “No Kings”’ would be rightly viewed as laying it on a little thick if it was in a work of fiction
October 20, 2025 at 10:08 PM
the symbolism of “Trump destroying the White House for a overpriced luxury vanity project, during a government shut down, days after a historically-large mass demonstration against his regime called “No Kings”’ would be rightly viewed as laying it on a little thick if it was in a work of fiction