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Drake Equation-ass equivocation...
things someone who just got yelled at by a bunch of aliens would say:
BREAKING: @barackobama.bsky.social clarifies his position on aliens after his answer during the speed round of our interview went viral.
February 16, 2026 at 1:39 AM
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So, then I'm subjected to another decade of increasingly aging baby men saying that Hot Rod killed their dad, but this time with the corporate seal of approval
February 13, 2026 at 5:56 PM
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I’ve spent years of my life trying to explain to people that anti-trans conservatism naturally flows from their belief that children in the American nuclear family are not individuals with autonomy, but instead property of the parents and state, and this guy just… tweeted it out
February 12, 2026 at 10:53 PM
Commander Mark was such a presence in my childhood (don't worry, he's still living, AFAIK). His shows were so enthusiastic and supportive of just *trying* art
February 11, 2026 at 5:34 PM
Me, to @angermonkey.bsky.social, while listening to Olympic curling commentary: Is this what it sounds like when I talk about Transformers?
Her: Yes, one-hundred percent
February 10, 2026 at 3:45 PM
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Accurate
Oh man i just realized all of those discord channels that replaced entire websites, forums, and wikis are going to just vanish and internet archive can't archive them
Discord will require a face scan or ID for full access next month - all accounts set to "teen-appropriate experience" by default www.theverge.com/tech/875309/...

discord.com/press-releas...
February 9, 2026 at 7:16 PM
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Did somebody say they wanted an trans Oceans Eleven live read starring Vico Ortiz and ER Fightmaster? Did I hear that?

secure.givelively.org/event/trans-...
February 9, 2026 at 5:21 PM
Woof, I need people to stop posting screenshots of known racists posting gutter racism without any way to mute it. Being of (white) Caribbean descent, I do not need to know when the bad idea having man pressed the button on the bad idea machine to share it with all the professional bad idea havers.
February 9, 2026 at 4:40 PM
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No Kings includes Draft Kings
February 8, 2026 at 11:49 PM
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One of the reasons I so greatly dislike the “can men and women be friends?” nonsense (yes, full stop, shut up) is that it casts suspicion on people with opposite-sex friends instead of where it more often belongs: on people with no opposite-sex friends.
Anyway, yeah. The overwhelming impression one gets from so many of these emails is that a lot of them are guys who have never had a real, serious friendship with a woman in their lives.

Which sucks for them, but also sucks for every woman who has to deal with them, ever.
February 5, 2026 at 6:47 PM
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So you agree that you don't need all that money
February 5, 2026 at 1:35 AM
This SCSI cable I've been holding onto for three moves kills fascists
a little annoyed that 3d printer bfs [gender neutral] all over the country have been validated by the whistles. it's as if the revolution had suddenly needed all the weird cables they're holding onto. you know what i mean.
February 4, 2026 at 12:59 AM
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a little annoyed that 3d printer bfs [gender neutral] all over the country have been validated by the whistles. it's as if the revolution had suddenly needed all the weird cables they're holding onto. you know what i mean.
February 4, 2026 at 12:25 AM
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February 2, 2026 at 6:03 PM
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This is Jerry Lawson. He invented the video game cartridge for the Fairchild Channel F system. Because of his invention, many consoles had cartridges and CD formats and would become the norm.

The Atari 2600, NES, Genesis, and many consoles wouldn't exist without him.

Happy Black History Month.
February 1, 2025 at 11:04 PM
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Lovely to see the wee man getting into Transformers. His big sibling was like "you like cars right? Imagine cars were dudes" and he was like "Yeah. YEAH"
February 1, 2026 at 11:20 PM
RIP (rest in peace) to Stepto, RIP (rot in piss) to Epstein
Stephen Toulouse, part of the Xbox Live moderation team, was almost certainly alive to help pass this judgment down on Jeffrey Epstein. (RIP.) To my Seattle-area 'Softies and Xboxen: if you know more about this, please contact me via Signal (@samred.81), I protect sources. h/t @xboxera.com
January 31, 2026 at 12:09 AM
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We do not know what this means for the rest of their inhumane plan meant to separate families.

That being said, any number of agents leaving Minnesota is thanks to our neighbors who are out on the streets daily. 2/
January 27, 2026 at 1:20 AM
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Film Nerd Level 0: "Fast and Furious is trash cinema"

Film Nerd Level 1: "Have you seen The Lost Children"

Film Nerd Level 3: "I love French Cinema"

Film Nerd Level 5: "Highlander 2 was good actually"

Film Nerd Level 99: "Fast and Furious is transcendent cinema"
a bald man is making a funny face with the word familia written on his face .
Alt: a bald man is making a funny face with the word familia written on his face .
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January 23, 2026 at 5:15 PM
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In solidarity with today's ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA blackout, MinnMax is donating $1 to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota for every share of this Bluesky post for the next hour.
January 23, 2026 at 4:01 PM
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US politicians: TikTok is an evil Chinese surveillance tool that must be sold to a god-fearing American company! Spying is evil!

TikTok the day of the Oracle switch:
January 23, 2026 at 4:21 PM
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Seriously. Stay the fuck away from anything even vaguely associated with Harry Potter at this point. Yes even fanfic, which keeps the interest in the franchise alive which causes studios to keep giving her money.
It cannot be made clearer.

If you continue to support the Harry Potter franchise in any way, you are directly funding the removal of trans people's human rights in the UK.
January 21, 2026 at 11:05 PM
January 21, 2026 at 2:56 PM
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The Midwest is straight up not having a good time right now. I can't believe we have to depend on Indiana
January 19, 2026 at 3:06 AM
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FERNANDO MENDOZA IN LOCKER ROOM: This is the day the lord has made! We’ll never forget this, boys! Win or lose, true friendship is the real prize!

CURT CIGNETTI:
January 19, 2026 at 2:38 PM