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Why are they so dedicated to making humanoid robots? This upright design we've got is terrible, it was probably a mistake in the first place but we're stuck w it. Robots aren't though! They can be any shape, why make them have knees & balance on 2 tiny feet? Dumb
when you wear a size 9.5 shoe but the 8.5 was on sale
November 11, 2025 at 10:33 PM
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Kendrick, Joyce Carol Oates, Menswear Guy, and Isaac Chotiner are the Voltron of People You Don't Want Focusing on You
November 11, 2025 at 7:37 PM
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God bless Michael Shannon. '“I’m sure anybody who’s associated with promoting and selling this movie to the world is going to be horrified by everything I’ve said in this interview,” he agrees. “But I don’t really care.”'
‘Hermann Göring loved his kids. That’s what’s terrifying’: James Vanderbilt, Rami Malek and Michael Shannon on Nuremberg
Russell Crowe has a malevolent charm as the Nazi on trial in a compelling new film. His co-stars and director explain how they understood this monster – and the persistence of evil today
www.theguardian.com
November 11, 2025 at 9:33 AM
Somehow I found myself on Larry Bird tiktok & it's the best, I laugh at every single story of him telling various famous basketball players how he's going to humiliate them on the court & then doing it
November 11, 2025 at 12:47 PM
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Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
November 10, 2025 at 10:54 AM
One upside to living in Ohio is you don't have to worry about your senators caving in bc they're already about the worst fascist pricks you can imagine
November 10, 2025 at 4:49 AM
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The Witch of November runs through November 16 with performances at 7:00 pm Fridays and Saturdays, and 2:00 pm Sundays.

MORE: columbusunderground.com/theater-revi...
Theater Review: Abbey Honors 50th Anniversary of Edmund Fitzgerald Disaster With Charming, Gripping World Premiere 'The Witch of November' - Columbus Underground
Experience the last 24 hours before the shipwreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald in the Great Lakes with 'The Witch of November'!
columbusunderground.com
November 9, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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My theory about Joyce Carol Oates is that all her bad posts are her charging up like Godzilla's spines until she lets loose with a radioactive blast that leaves the world's richest Nazi a pile of ash
November 9, 2025 at 2:31 PM
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Having now seen what he looks like, I want Greg Bovino to be tailed by protesters yelling "Hail Saint Nick" and singing Christmas carols
November 4, 2025 at 8:22 PM
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HAPPY FOUR SEASONS TOTAL LANDSCAPING DAY TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE
November 7, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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Holy shit, that's a great story and I will never again be performatively irritated by that awkward name.
I LEARNED THE ANSWER TO THIS

Chris's Steakhouse was a New Orleans landmark

Chris Matulich periodically got bored, sold it, waited for the new owner to fail, and bought it back cheap

The sale conditions: Can't move it, can't change the name

He did this six times

Then he sold it to Ruth Fertel
what did ruth mean when she said her steakhouse was "chris"
November 7, 2025 at 7:19 PM
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HEY if you are reading Patti Smith’s new book BREAD OF ANGELS & want more, my book WHY PATTI SMITH MATTERS is on sale for 40% off right now (use code UTXGIFTS) utpress.utexas.edu/9781477320112/
Why Patti Smith Matters
Patti Smith arrived in New York City at the end of the Age of Aquarius in search of work and purpose. What she found—what she fostered—was a cultural rev...
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November 5, 2025 at 8:38 PM
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today is a really monumental day for dusty has-beens who are Crying.
November 5, 2025 at 6:11 PM
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November 5, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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one thing that other candidates need to learn from mamdani is how to deliver the most cold blooded attacks on an opponent with a smile on your face
November 5, 2025 at 4:24 AM
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CITY TO TRUMP: DROP DEAD
November 5, 2025 at 2:45 AM
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November 4, 2025 at 10:58 PM
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Dick Cheney was proud to have normalized state-sponsored torture. That, and the dead of Iraq in an unjust war, constitute his entire legacy. “That’s not funny” is a meme-y cliche but I don’t care about the friend he shot or our jokes about it. Cheney is Kissinger level. He made the world worse.
November 4, 2025 at 1:33 PM
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Christ, he is supernaturally good at this.
November 4, 2025 at 12:30 PM
We voted at 6 fucking 30 this morning, which made me v angry bc that is a sleeping time, not a doing things time; also it is nighttime.
But then I got home & discovered that Cheney is dead, which made it better, as long as I don't think about all the many things to hate Cheney for
November 4, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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August 26, 2025 at 8:38 PM
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they all write/talk like this now and it feels like a new genre: hate smut; manic, agitated vitriol that reads like it was written while feverishly masturbating to revenge fantasies
it's utterly wild how the Heritage Foundation president talks about other people

if you found a guy talking like this outside, you'd probably call the cops
November 3, 2025 at 2:53 AM
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I can't think of anything to say
November 1, 2025 at 9:55 PM