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I am increasingly of the opinion that people who change menus and look and feel of computer software just so that you know it's a new version should be personally forced to play tech support to my mother for five months.
November 19, 2025 at 4:10 AM
I am increasingly of the opinion that people who change menus and look and feel of computer software just so that you know it's a new version should be personally forced to play tech support to my mother for five months.
Baby, don't worry, it's not a worm
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Olivia Nuzzi Addresses The Worm | Defector
On Monday, Vanity Fair published the first excerpt of Olivia Nuzzi’s monograph to sexting with Robert F. Kennedy Jr., a book titled American Canto. The book, as Nuzzi claimed in a glamorized profile p...
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November 19, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Baby, don't worry, it's not a worm
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This thread is fantastic, somebody make this happen
this reminds me that i had an elaborate and unfilmable idea for a han solo prequel/spinoff (from before the actual movie came out) that i don't know if i ever tweeted about and which i will now subject you to
one of the funniest things about SOLO is that it implied that everything important that ever happened to Han Solo occurred in the space of like three weeks and then he just ran drugs for like eighteen years before meeting Luke Skywalker
November 18, 2025 at 12:31 PM
This thread is fantastic, somebody make this happen
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Yesterday, a Republican tried to give me holy water and Trump perfume because I’m “demonic.”
Extremely normal stuff coming from an extremely normal party.
Extremely normal stuff coming from an extremely normal party.
November 17, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Yesterday, a Republican tried to give me holy water and Trump perfume because I’m “demonic.”
Extremely normal stuff coming from an extremely normal party.
Extremely normal stuff coming from an extremely normal party.
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Wrote about Todd Snider, East Nashville and how the more things change, the more they change.
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Something good comes along, then it’s gone: Farewell, Todd Snider.
When I moved to East Nashville in 2012, legend had it that if you wanted to find Todd Snider, all you had to do was go to Drifter’s BBQ in Five Points, and he’d be there at the bar. Nashville always h...
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November 17, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Wrote about Todd Snider, East Nashville and how the more things change, the more they change.
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@talcotts.bsky.social oh I forgot to mention - I think you've been replaced (cc @twixlen.bsky.social)
November 16, 2025 at 8:36 PM
@talcotts.bsky.social oh I forgot to mention - I think you've been replaced (cc @twixlen.bsky.social)
Every time I see them on campus I am amazed that the students nearby are just, like, peacefully coexisting w these things. Sharing the crosswalks w them & whatnot. BACK IN MY DAY we would have knocked them over at the very least #kidstoday
DoorDash Plans to Send Autonomous Robots into Bike Lanes.
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DoorDash Plans to Send Autonomous Robots into Bike Lanes | Momentum Mag | Momentum Mag
DoorDash has begun rolling out Dot, its new autonomous delivery robot — a sleek, all-electric bot that can hit speeds of up to 20mph.
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November 14, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Every time I see them on campus I am amazed that the students nearby are just, like, peacefully coexisting w these things. Sharing the crosswalks w them & whatnot. BACK IN MY DAY we would have knocked them over at the very least #kidstoday
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Guys and Dolls is the show that is most likely to be wildly entertaining regardless of which company is staging it, up to and including 7th graders.
what is the best musical of all time and please explain yourself so i know whether or not to be angry at you
November 14, 2025 at 7:26 AM
Guys and Dolls is the show that is most likely to be wildly entertaining regardless of which company is staging it, up to and including 7th graders.
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I think lots of men believe women; they just don’t think it matters
November 14, 2025 at 12:01 AM
I think lots of men believe women; they just don’t think it matters
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Oreoboros
oh wow that’s crazy
oreos with bits of
of oreos. in them
Real Bits of Oreos
oreos with bits of
of oreos. in them
Real Bits of Oreos
November 13, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Oreoboros
Last wknd someone told me I look like Melanie Lynskey, which is pretty good on the pre-existing scale of Amy Schumer (true but ugh) to Maria McKee (thanks but wtf)
November 13, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Last wknd someone told me I look like Melanie Lynskey, which is pretty good on the pre-existing scale of Amy Schumer (true but ugh) to Maria McKee (thanks but wtf)
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I tried to provide a simple guide to assessing which senators are ready and willing to battle back from Trumpist autocracy and which aren’t.
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The Status Interview – Or How To Write Up a Senate Purge List
Over the last couple days I’ve argued both that the denouement of...
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November 12, 2025 at 3:33 AM
I tried to provide a simple guide to assessing which senators are ready and willing to battle back from Trumpist autocracy and which aren’t.
Why are they so dedicated to making humanoid robots? This upright design we've got is terrible, it was probably a mistake in the first place but we're stuck w it. Robots aren't though! They can be any shape, why make them have knees & balance on 2 tiny feet? Dumb
November 11, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Why are they so dedicated to making humanoid robots? This upright design we've got is terrible, it was probably a mistake in the first place but we're stuck w it. Robots aren't though! They can be any shape, why make them have knees & balance on 2 tiny feet? Dumb
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Kendrick, Joyce Carol Oates, Menswear Guy, and Isaac Chotiner are the Voltron of People You Don't Want Focusing on You
November 11, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Kendrick, Joyce Carol Oates, Menswear Guy, and Isaac Chotiner are the Voltron of People You Don't Want Focusing on You
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God bless Michael Shannon. '“I’m sure anybody who’s associated with promoting and selling this movie to the world is going to be horrified by everything I’ve said in this interview,” he agrees. “But I don’t really care.”'
‘Hermann Göring loved his kids. That’s what’s terrifying’: James Vanderbilt, Rami Malek and Michael Shannon on Nuremberg
Russell Crowe has a malevolent charm as the Nazi on trial in a compelling new film. His co-stars and director explain how they understood this monster – and the persistence of evil today
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November 11, 2025 at 9:33 AM
God bless Michael Shannon. '“I’m sure anybody who’s associated with promoting and selling this movie to the world is going to be horrified by everything I’ve said in this interview,” he agrees. “But I don’t really care.”'
Somehow I found myself on Larry Bird tiktok & it's the best, I laugh at every single story of him telling various famous basketball players how he's going to humiliate them on the court & then doing it
November 11, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Somehow I found myself on Larry Bird tiktok & it's the best, I laugh at every single story of him telling various famous basketball players how he's going to humiliate them on the court & then doing it
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Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
November 10, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
One upside to living in Ohio is you don't have to worry about your senators caving in bc they're already about the worst fascist pricks you can imagine
November 10, 2025 at 4:49 AM
One upside to living in Ohio is you don't have to worry about your senators caving in bc they're already about the worst fascist pricks you can imagine
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The Witch of November runs through November 16 with performances at 7:00 pm Fridays and Saturdays, and 2:00 pm Sundays.
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Theater Review: Abbey Honors 50th Anniversary of Edmund Fitzgerald Disaster With Charming, Gripping World Premiere 'The Witch of November' - Columbus Underground
Experience the last 24 hours before the shipwreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald in the Great Lakes with 'The Witch of November'!
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November 9, 2025 at 3:49 PM
The Witch of November runs through November 16 with performances at 7:00 pm Fridays and Saturdays, and 2:00 pm Sundays.
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My theory about Joyce Carol Oates is that all her bad posts are her charging up like Godzilla's spines until she lets loose with a radioactive blast that leaves the world's richest Nazi a pile of ash
November 9, 2025 at 2:31 PM
My theory about Joyce Carol Oates is that all her bad posts are her charging up like Godzilla's spines until she lets loose with a radioactive blast that leaves the world's richest Nazi a pile of ash
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Having now seen what he looks like, I want Greg Bovino to be tailed by protesters yelling "Hail Saint Nick" and singing Christmas carols
November 4, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Having now seen what he looks like, I want Greg Bovino to be tailed by protesters yelling "Hail Saint Nick" and singing Christmas carols
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HAPPY FOUR SEASONS TOTAL LANDSCAPING DAY TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE
November 7, 2025 at 6:44 PM
HAPPY FOUR SEASONS TOTAL LANDSCAPING DAY TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE
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Holy shit, that's a great story and I will never again be performatively irritated by that awkward name.
I LEARNED THE ANSWER TO THIS
Chris's Steakhouse was a New Orleans landmark
Chris Matulich periodically got bored, sold it, waited for the new owner to fail, and bought it back cheap
The sale conditions: Can't move it, can't change the name
He did this six times
Then he sold it to Ruth Fertel
Chris's Steakhouse was a New Orleans landmark
Chris Matulich periodically got bored, sold it, waited for the new owner to fail, and bought it back cheap
The sale conditions: Can't move it, can't change the name
He did this six times
Then he sold it to Ruth Fertel
what did ruth mean when she said her steakhouse was "chris"
November 7, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Holy shit, that's a great story and I will never again be performatively irritated by that awkward name.