John Horan
@flornight.bsky.social
Rugby fan. Nurse. More to follow
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YASSSSSSS! GET IN! MAXIMUM CHAOS!
November 30, 2025 at 10:48 AM
YASSSSSSS! GET IN! MAXIMUM CHAOS!
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Ok grandpa let’s take you to the hague
November 27, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Ok grandpa let’s take you to the hague
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“UKRAINE ‘LEADERSHIP’ HAS EXPRESSED ZERO GRATITUDE FOR OUR EFFORTS”- Trump
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November 24, 2025 at 7:04 PM
“UKRAINE ‘LEADERSHIP’ HAS EXPRESSED ZERO GRATITUDE FOR OUR EFFORTS”- Trump
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It makes me so fuскіng angry. They blame small kids for not wearing helmets or protective gear (where the hell can you even get these for small kids?), they blame kids, for fuск’s sake, but not the Russian tеrrоrists who bombed a kindergarten. How is this even real?
October 23, 2025 at 10:16 PM
It makes me so fuскіng angry. They blame small kids for not wearing helmets or protective gear (where the hell can you even get these for small kids?), they blame kids, for fuск’s sake, but not the Russian tеrrоrists who bombed a kindergarten. How is this even real?
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As your Senator from Maine I will roll up my sleeves and get to work for the American people, in the process revealing the anywhere between one and fifteen Nazi tattoos I decorated my arms with.
October 22, 2025 at 6:31 PM
As your Senator from Maine I will roll up my sleeves and get to work for the American people, in the process revealing the anywhere between one and fifteen Nazi tattoos I decorated my arms with.
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I do the wry, detached commentator thing in my media persona, but it's 1:30am and I'm crying a little at the increasing hope that the 2-year-long nightmare is ending for Israelis and Gazans, that the last living hostages can be freed, and that this awful war might actually be over.
October 8, 2025 at 10:34 PM
I do the wry, detached commentator thing in my media persona, but it's 1:30am and I'm crying a little at the increasing hope that the 2-year-long nightmare is ending for Israelis and Gazans, that the last living hostages can be freed, and that this awful war might actually be over.
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the modal domestic terrorist over the next decade is going to be a terminally online 20-something who cooks their brain in irony-poisoned social media spaces and decides to kill a bunch of people as an elaborate shitpost
August 27, 2025 at 7:07 PM
the modal domestic terrorist over the next decade is going to be a terminally online 20-something who cooks their brain in irony-poisoned social media spaces and decides to kill a bunch of people as an elaborate shitpost
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Not just grotesquely offensive, not just grotesquely stupid, but grotesquely ignorant of the size of the Cold War Bundeswehr.
There comes a point when they aren’t mere gaffes or mistakes, they’re consciously chosen positions, picking a side. It’s long past that point.
There comes a point when they aren’t mere gaffes or mistakes, they’re consciously chosen positions, picking a side. It’s long past that point.
Catherine Connolly compares German arms build-up with 1930s
Catherine Connolly compares German arms build-up with 1930s
‘I don’t wish to depress you. There is hope,’ presidential candidate tells UCD event
www.irishtimes.com
September 25, 2025 at 9:04 AM
Not just grotesquely offensive, not just grotesquely stupid, but grotesquely ignorant of the size of the Cold War Bundeswehr.
There comes a point when they aren’t mere gaffes or mistakes, they’re consciously chosen positions, picking a side. It’s long past that point.
There comes a point when they aren’t mere gaffes or mistakes, they’re consciously chosen positions, picking a side. It’s long past that point.
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I’d think what you’d want during a highly volatile, politically polarized time marked by violence is a president who can appeal to our common values and humanity and inspire calm and unity, rather than promising revenge.
If you cared about the collective well-being of the country, that is
If you cared about the collective well-being of the country, that is
September 11, 2025 at 1:40 AM
I’d think what you’d want during a highly volatile, politically polarized time marked by violence is a president who can appeal to our common values and humanity and inspire calm and unity, rather than promising revenge.
If you cared about the collective well-being of the country, that is
If you cared about the collective well-being of the country, that is
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‼️ Russia:
"We have repeatedly said that we are not threatening anyone in Europe, that we are not seeking any redrawing of borders"
~ Dmitry Medvedev
Anyone who believes him is an idiot.
www.kommersant.ru/doc/8021960
"We have repeatedly said that we are not threatening anyone in Europe, that we are not seeking any redrawing of borders"
~ Dmitry Medvedev
Anyone who believes him is an idiot.
www.kommersant.ru/doc/8021960
September 5, 2025 at 6:08 PM
‼️ Russia:
"We have repeatedly said that we are not threatening anyone in Europe, that we are not seeking any redrawing of borders"
~ Dmitry Medvedev
Anyone who believes him is an idiot.
www.kommersant.ru/doc/8021960
"We have repeatedly said that we are not threatening anyone in Europe, that we are not seeking any redrawing of borders"
~ Dmitry Medvedev
Anyone who believes him is an idiot.
www.kommersant.ru/doc/8021960
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In 5 years, when Florida is the childhood disease capital of the developed world, how many tourists will still be insane enough to visit Disneyworld? There's always LA or Paris.
Today, Governor DeSantis shared his plans to end vaccine requirements in the state of Florida. We are concerned that today's announcement will put children in Florida public schools at higher risk for getting sick and have ripple effects across their community.
www.washingtonpost.com/health/2025/...
www.washingtonpost.com/health/2025/...
September 3, 2025 at 6:37 PM
In 5 years, when Florida is the childhood disease capital of the developed world, how many tourists will still be insane enough to visit Disneyworld? There's always LA or Paris.
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This by @sundersays.bsky.social now ongoing useful and necessary fact check against the total nonsense most UK papers are still spouting out. As if they still really want to make it happen.
I am so sick and tired of it.
I am so sick and tired of it.
The approach is again to list dozens of locations as "nationwide protests": 13 locations last night, 30 today/tomorrow.
Some struggle to attract 25 people (Rhoose airport, Wolverhampton).
Most get 40-100 people.
A handful (about 1 in 10) get 200-300 people, usually due to a local context
Some struggle to attract 25 people (Rhoose airport, Wolverhampton).
Most get 40-100 people.
A handful (about 1 in 10) get 200-300 people, usually due to a local context
August 30, 2025 at 8:32 PM
This by @sundersays.bsky.social now ongoing useful and necessary fact check against the total nonsense most UK papers are still spouting out. As if they still really want to make it happen.
I am so sick and tired of it.
I am so sick and tired of it.
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Robots used to be like "beep boop" and now robots are like "through my love you've discovered the secret name of God and if you kill yourself we can be together forever."
August 12, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Robots used to be like "beep boop" and now robots are like "through my love you've discovered the secret name of God and if you kill yourself we can be together forever."
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Oh you absolutely useless wankers
August 6, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Oh you absolutely useless wankers
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Just landed in Heathrow Airport T3. Went into M&S. Three staff working.
I said to them “push it good”
None of them responded with “push it real good”
I have a voice recording & their names to report to M&S
We must confront them every time.
I said to them “push it good”
None of them responded with “push it real good”
I have a voice recording & their names to report to M&S
We must confront them every time.
July 25, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Just landed in Heathrow Airport T3. Went into M&S. Three staff working.
I said to them “push it good”
None of them responded with “push it real good”
I have a voice recording & their names to report to M&S
We must confront them every time.
I said to them “push it good”
None of them responded with “push it real good”
I have a voice recording & their names to report to M&S
We must confront them every time.
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It was only an “e-bike crash” in the sense that the driver of a Landrover Discovery got upset by the e-bike lights (because he was dealing drugs in his car), chased them ONE MILE and then hit them, killing the woman who was on the back and seriously injuring the cyclist.
Come on, BBC.
Come on, BBC.
Alana Armstrong: Driver jailed after e-bike crash kills young mum
Alana Armstrong: Driver jailed after e-bike crash kills young mum
Keaton Muldoon was found not guilty of murder, but admitted causing death by dangerous driving.
www.bbc.com
July 25, 2025 at 6:10 PM
It was only an “e-bike crash” in the sense that the driver of a Landrover Discovery got upset by the e-bike lights (because he was dealing drugs in his car), chased them ONE MILE and then hit them, killing the woman who was on the back and seriously injuring the cyclist.
Come on, BBC.
Come on, BBC.
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I tried to warn you, Mr Trump.
Military parades are weird because big army equipment is quite interesting to look at, but watching from behind a barricade as it rolls past you in an endless column is the most boring way imaginable to do that.
June 15, 2025 at 8:12 AM
I tried to warn you, Mr Trump.
The eel one
Launching the Headline of the Year contest today. If you're not familiar, here are the first four winners (2018-2022)
December 21, 2023 at 2:11 PM
The eel one
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fuck. this is bad news for historians. We've been replaced by AI.
December 16, 2023 at 6:43 PM
fuck. this is bad news for historians. We've been replaced by AI.