Alan Smith
@flanderosa.bsky.social
Film fanatic | Preston North End, Lancaster City & Patriots | ❤️#gaming (PSN/XBL = flanderosa) | introverted #bookworm | Spittoon investigator and Eldritch Eradicator | He/Him/His
For one I’ve seen before, would go for Chungking Express, one of my favourite films, bought it on Criterion 4K and it’s strangely given me a new angle on the film.
First time watch, Kuroneko, one of the most beautiful and moving horror films I’ve ever seen. Both gorgeous and creepy.
First time watch, Kuroneko, one of the most beautiful and moving horror films I’ve ever seen. Both gorgeous and creepy.
What is the best movie not from this year that you’ve seen this year? Bonus points if you say why
November 9, 2025 at 2:18 PM
For one I’ve seen before, would go for Chungking Express, one of my favourite films, bought it on Criterion 4K and it’s strangely given me a new angle on the film.
First time watch, Kuroneko, one of the most beautiful and moving horror films I’ve ever seen. Both gorgeous and creepy.
First time watch, Kuroneko, one of the most beautiful and moving horror films I’ve ever seen. Both gorgeous and creepy.
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spread Samir Zitouni’s name far and wide
November 4, 2025 at 11:24 AM
spread Samir Zitouni’s name far and wide
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‘Uncle Billy, did you deposit that money?’
‘Yes.’
‘Great - thanks.’
‘Yes.’
‘Great - thanks.’
October 31, 2025 at 9:46 PM
‘Uncle Billy, did you deposit that money?’
‘Yes.’
‘Great - thanks.’
‘Yes.’
‘Great - thanks.’
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Of course women don't like the Cybertruck.
Women only want one thing, and it's donkeys carrying lambs up the Italian Alps in special pouches.
Women only want one thing, and it's donkeys carrying lambs up the Italian Alps in special pouches.
October 22, 2025 at 9:30 AM
Of course women don't like the Cybertruck.
Women only want one thing, and it's donkeys carrying lambs up the Italian Alps in special pouches.
Women only want one thing, and it's donkeys carrying lambs up the Italian Alps in special pouches.
Yay! Patriots live on UK TV tonight 👍
Nay! It’s on Channel 5’s lamely obnoxious ‘game show with maybe some football’ 👎
Nay! It’s on Channel 5’s lamely obnoxious ‘game show with maybe some football’ 👎
September 14, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Yay! Patriots live on UK TV tonight 👍
Nay! It’s on Channel 5’s lamely obnoxious ‘game show with maybe some football’ 👎
Nay! It’s on Channel 5’s lamely obnoxious ‘game show with maybe some football’ 👎
Has Peter Mandelson ever not been sacked from a job?
September 11, 2025 at 11:21 AM
Has Peter Mandelson ever not been sacked from a job?
Listening to my work playlist and Cocteau Twins’ magnificent ‘Sea, Swallow Me’ has come on. Just checked out the ‘lyrics’ out of curiosity - not sure where Genius has got them from but I’m pretty sure Fraser is not singing “Mum, I love money now” at any point in the song 😂
August 21, 2025 at 9:47 AM
Listening to my work playlist and Cocteau Twins’ magnificent ‘Sea, Swallow Me’ has come on. Just checked out the ‘lyrics’ out of curiosity - not sure where Genius has got them from but I’m pretty sure Fraser is not singing “Mum, I love money now” at any point in the song 😂
An absurdly mundane Onion report - my favourite kind of Onion report 😊
Pigeon That Flew Down Into Subway Going To Need All His Wits To Get Out Of This One
August 19, 2025 at 2:14 PM
An absurdly mundane Onion report - my favourite kind of Onion report 😊
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![[Scene is Women’s World Cup match showing on big screen in pub, lots of FANS in pub watching it cheerfully, apart from one guy at the back looking grumpy]
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FANS [as goal goes in]:
YYEEEESSS!
2
COMMENTATOR 1 VOICEOVER ON THE TV:
Ooh and there's been a VAR check on that goal
3
COMMENTATOR 2:
Yeah Robyn it looks like there’s been a question about it...
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[show a miserable gammony bloke watching the same from the back of the pub]
COMMENTATOR 2:
…from Brian at the back of the pub.
5
COMMENTATOR 1:
Looking at the replay we can see Brian using this rare moment of uncomplicated national joy
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COMMENTATOR 1:
to talk about men.
BRIAN [holding his pint while he watches the screen, grumbling his own commentary]:
Grumble Grumble Grumble men’s game
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COMMENTATOR 2:
Yeah you can see from his body position he’s making a dumb and sexist comparison there
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COMMENTATOR 1:
The ref’s made her decision…
[Ref returns to the pitch, making one of the big VAR speeches they’ve started doing through her head-mic]
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REF:
MY JUDGEMENT IS…
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REF:
BRIAN IS TALKING BOLLOCKS.
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PEOPLE IN PUB:
YEEEAAH
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PEOPLE IN PUB [all pointing at Brian]:
SHUT UP BRIAN SHUT UP BRIAN](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4m3we4apbjayclzcnhwe3pfp/bafkreidptbbvbpc664jxdtqfonnmfoz4mb2ldyiglirnxknvunk5uc6e4u@jpeg)
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No. It isn’t “absolutely right”
These protests are the result of endless disinformation and a wholly prejudiced debate on immigration as well as govts’ refusal to take responsibility for their own failure to support communities, clear the backlogs and argue firmly for the benefits of immigration.
These protests are the result of endless disinformation and a wholly prejudiced debate on immigration as well as govts’ refusal to take responsibility for their own failure to support communities, clear the backlogs and argue firmly for the benefits of immigration.
July 27, 2025 at 10:43 AM
No. It isn’t “absolutely right”
These protests are the result of endless disinformation and a wholly prejudiced debate on immigration as well as govts’ refusal to take responsibility for their own failure to support communities, clear the backlogs and argue firmly for the benefits of immigration.
These protests are the result of endless disinformation and a wholly prejudiced debate on immigration as well as govts’ refusal to take responsibility for their own failure to support communities, clear the backlogs and argue firmly for the benefits of immigration.
This is utterly depressing
July 27, 2025 at 8:08 AM
This is utterly depressing
Know it’s fictional (and in different circumstances) but worth noting a US strike on Iran is the catalyst for things that happen in “Threads”, just putting it out there…
June 22, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Know it’s fictional (and in different circumstances) but worth noting a US strike on Iran is the catalyst for things that happen in “Threads”, just putting it out there…
Describe a favourite movie in the most misleading way possible:
Pregnant police chief’s artist husband enters postage stamp painting competition
Pregnant police chief’s artist husband enters postage stamp painting competition
June 12, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Describe a favourite movie in the most misleading way possible:
Pregnant police chief’s artist husband enters postage stamp painting competition
Pregnant police chief’s artist husband enters postage stamp painting competition
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Gashapon (or Gachapon) are vending machines found all over Japan that dispense capsules containing miniature toys and other items. There are thousands of different kinds. Here’s a thread of the best ones I saw on my recent trip. 🧵
June 11, 2025 at 8:58 AM
Gashapon (or Gachapon) are vending machines found all over Japan that dispense capsules containing miniature toys and other items. There are thousands of different kinds. Here’s a thread of the best ones I saw on my recent trip. 🧵
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I’m getting pretty sick of being told by the political class that we aren’t carrying our weight, should be back in the office, should work harder, should hate more.
May 17, 2025 at 2:04 PM
I’m getting pretty sick of being told by the political class that we aren’t carrying our weight, should be back in the office, should work harder, should hate more.
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Post your favourite one-word movie
May 5, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Post your favourite one-word movie
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Bringing my FREE STUFF thread over.
Lots of archives, national film institutes, nonprofits and others have made collections of silent films available for free, no signup needed.
I have the links
Lots of archives, national film institutes, nonprofits and others have made collections of silent films available for free, no signup needed.
I have the links
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media.tenor.com
September 16, 2024 at 9:28 PM
Bringing my FREE STUFF thread over.
Lots of archives, national film institutes, nonprofits and others have made collections of silent films available for free, no signup needed.
I have the links
Lots of archives, national film institutes, nonprofits and others have made collections of silent films available for free, no signup needed.
I have the links
Four favourite films of the decade so far.
May 5, 2025 at 10:07 AM
Four favourite films of the decade so far.
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I once again find myself wondering what this country would look like today if the Green Party had been given even half the media attention that Farage’s various vanity projects got over the last ten years.
May 2, 2025 at 6:34 AM
I once again find myself wondering what this country would look like today if the Green Party had been given even half the media attention that Farage’s various vanity projects got over the last ten years.
A film that takes place where you’re from.
April 16, 2025 at 6:02 PM
A film that takes place where you’re from.
Why reboot Threads? Not seeing the point of this when the original has lost none of its power in the 40-plus years since it was first broadcast, and the approach they seem to be taking here seems more akin to The Day After frankly…
www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio...
www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio...
‘The time is right for it’: Adolescence team to reboot nuclear war drama Threads
UK producers share excitement for ‘bold’ remake of controversial 1980s film set in post-apocalyptic Sheffield
www.theguardian.com
April 14, 2025 at 7:25 AM
Why reboot Threads? Not seeing the point of this when the original has lost none of its power in the 40-plus years since it was first broadcast, and the approach they seem to be taking here seems more akin to The Day After frankly…
www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio...
www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio...
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If you’ve never heard Whoopi Goldberg tell the story of how she came to be cast in the film adaptation of Dr. Alice Walker’s “The Color Purple,” you should definitely watch this.
This right here. This Black Culture. This is Community. We are truly a remarkable people. 🖤🖤
This right here. This Black Culture. This is Community. We are truly a remarkable people. 🖤🖤
April 12, 2025 at 2:53 PM
If you’ve never heard Whoopi Goldberg tell the story of how she came to be cast in the film adaptation of Dr. Alice Walker’s “The Color Purple,” you should definitely watch this.
This right here. This Black Culture. This is Community. We are truly a remarkable people. 🖤🖤
This right here. This Black Culture. This is Community. We are truly a remarkable people. 🖤🖤
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WORLD-FIRST: Ground-breaking research published today in the Ornithologist Journal has, for the first time, translated common UK bird vocalisations into equivalent phrases in the human language.
The results tell us a lot!
Extracts below... 🧵
The results tell us a lot!
Extracts below... 🧵
April 1, 2025 at 2:03 PM
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