Alan Smith
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Alan Smith
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Film fanatic | Preston North End, Lancaster City & Patriots | ❤️#gaming (PSN/XBL = flanderosa) | introverted #bookworm | Spittoon investigator and Eldritch Eradicator | He/Him/His
And we’ll be told “well that’s just how we play and we can’t change it…we’ve won playing like this before…got to to trust the system…blah…blah…blah”

This Test was there for the taking and you blew it lads, sorry
November 22, 2025 at 10:12 AM
Not one I’ve seen very often in the wild. How does it play? Guessing it’s a bit more arcade-y than Psygnosis/Bizarre Creations’ F1 game on PS1? It looks quite pretty from the shots on the back.

Also love how they made Ukyo Katayama quite prominent on the cover (in the number 3 Tyrrell)
November 22, 2025 at 10:07 AM
Is it like when Homer became Springfield sanitation commissioner?
November 21, 2025 at 6:52 PM
If you’re going to university and just using AI to write your essays I ask - what’s the point? You may as well just not bother and just mock up a fake degree certificate, print it out and frame it.

Call me a Luddite but I absolutely detest AI, and particularly detest the idea we have to embrace it
November 21, 2025 at 9:21 AM
Nothing wrong with adults reading kids books at all, always thought that
November 20, 2025 at 6:50 PM
You keep Kevin Kilbane’s name out of your mouth!

Mind you, I will grant you, it’s not a great tactical switch…
November 19, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Whiniest fucker in the world. I know of toddlers with greater emotional intelligence. Hell, I know of carpets with greater emotional intelligence than that ‘man’
November 18, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Watch this bunch of charlatans row back on this cruel and stupid ‘policy’ within a week, but not until Labour have looked at it and thought ‘maybe there’s something in this…hmm’
November 18, 2025 at 12:27 AM
I see the stupidity going on in the US today (thinking Trump’s drivelling at McDonalds franchisees), think ‘thank god I’m not over there’ and then see this utter bullshit from a ‘Party’ that is, for some fucking reason, being taken seriously by people who should know better. I swear I’m going insane
November 18, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Shit as well as awful I see
November 17, 2025 at 7:09 PM
She should care, it echoes the feelings of far far more people than the pig-headed idiot will ever care to admit. But I guess only Reform voters are the only ones that matter. Since when did we elect this lot to be as arrogant and ignorant as the shower of bastards we had for the last 14 years?
November 17, 2025 at 7:02 PM
When you say date, do you mean ‘date’, or a ‘date for her next wedding’?
November 16, 2025 at 5:40 PM
She did say she was gonna find him though, that must count for something?
November 15, 2025 at 1:24 PM
They genuinely thought ‘voters want the evil policies of the Tories but done competently’, never realising it was those policies in the first place that were reason a lot of us wanted them gone. Their strategy is worse than flawed - it’s cruel, it’s evil and it’s suicidal.
November 15, 2025 at 11:50 AM
Apparently paid for by revenue raised from sales of her autobiography. She only wrote it so she could make and star in this ‘delight’. Goes without saying it’s poorly made and pretty dull but the ending had me in hysterics.
November 15, 2025 at 9:46 AM
My god, cretin’s too soft a word 😂
November 13, 2025 at 2:22 PM
One of my proudest moments* was being blocked by the cretin, because I called him a, well, a cretin…

*not actually but was pretty good
November 13, 2025 at 2:17 PM
It’s that whole ‘childish wishlist’ (copyright Dominic ‘Fail Upwards’ Raab) nonsense again. When you ask the question - why? They just come back with ‘because I said so’ or ‘because that’s just the way it is’
November 12, 2025 at 11:40 AM
“Octopus” is a great episode too. Always strikes me how low-key cool Chloe’s dad is in a geeky, slightly awkward way as well
November 11, 2025 at 7:21 PM
That you can hear is the sound of screenwriters frantically re-writing the next Bond script
November 11, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Yay most definitely 👍
November 10, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Perhaps too powerful…
November 10, 2025 at 1:02 PM
I think you should commemorate the absolute significance of PNE being 4th in the Champ (nosebleed!), defying that we were candidates for relegation by drawing some of the most beautiful men in the world…and our squad too…

Or you can wait till May and commemorate us finishing 12th as we usually do…
November 10, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Just looked him up and he presented the Radio 2 breakfast show around that time, maybe a reaction to being ‘forced’ to listen to it in the morning by their parents? It just could be petty enough to be the reason for the hate
November 9, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Seem to recall he was in ads for The Sunday People newspaper constantly in pretty much every TV ad break around that time - maybe it was possibly that? I don’t think I was aware of him other than that at the time…
November 9, 2025 at 2:31 PM