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@fictionalaccount.bsky.social
This is a fictional account for all the fictional characters I like. 30 something years old and usually buried in AO3. I’m just here to bookmark a thousand fanfic threads, sigh over beautiful fanart, and find new favorite comfort characters.
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Tech guys six months ago: haha yes we’re cutting all this WASTEFUL spending by eliminating medical research and USAID
Tech guys now: yes I think taxpayers will be excited to bailout my non consensual pornography machine
Tech guys now: yes I think taxpayers will be excited to bailout my non consensual pornography machine
November 8, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Tech guys six months ago: haha yes we’re cutting all this WASTEFUL spending by eliminating medical research and USAID
Tech guys now: yes I think taxpayers will be excited to bailout my non consensual pornography machine
Tech guys now: yes I think taxpayers will be excited to bailout my non consensual pornography machine
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ladies and gentlemen...we got him
October 30, 2025 at 7:10 PM
ladies and gentlemen...we got him
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You gotta just block these accounts without interacting. They're doing this the night before No Kings so they can selectively grab quote posts and replies about how nasty people are being. It's extremely transparent. Just block and move on.
Yes, it does look like the government accounts joining Bluesky are real, including Homeland Security and the White House. They're tweeting about it on X.
October 17, 2025 at 10:40 PM
You gotta just block these accounts without interacting. They're doing this the night before No Kings so they can selectively grab quote posts and replies about how nasty people are being. It's extremely transparent. Just block and move on.
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October 18, 2025 at 5:25 AM
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Google's search engine was the greatest information retrieval tool I'd ever experienced in my life. So many mysteries unraveled under the scrutiny of a few keystrokes.
They lobotomized it *for this*.
They lobotomized it *for this*.
Good news about the cutting-edge AI tools from the $3-trillion-dollar company.
September 2, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Google's search engine was the greatest information retrieval tool I'd ever experienced in my life. So many mysteries unraveled under the scrutiny of a few keystrokes.
They lobotomized it *for this*.
They lobotomized it *for this*.
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They're actively targeting creators who call in & banning them, making it even more important to call if you're a customer & not a creator
Tell them they shouldn't be dictating how you get to spend the money you put your blood, sweat, and tears into earning
Tell them they shouldn't be dictating how you get to spend the money you put your blood, sweat, and tears into earning
CALL STRIPE
CALL PAYPAL
CALL MASTERCARD
CALL VISA
DO NOT. STOP. CALLING!
#rocktheboat
stop-paypros.neocities.org
CALL PAYPAL
CALL MASTERCARD
CALL VISA
DO NOT. STOP. CALLING!
#rocktheboat
stop-paypros.neocities.org
August 30, 2025 at 8:07 PM
They're actively targeting creators who call in & banning them, making it even more important to call if you're a customer & not a creator
Tell them they shouldn't be dictating how you get to spend the money you put your blood, sweat, and tears into earning
Tell them they shouldn't be dictating how you get to spend the money you put your blood, sweat, and tears into earning
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Kim Davis going from "my religious beliefs demand that I don't facilitate a same-sex marriages" to "my religious beliefs demand that there are NO same-sex marriages anywhere" *should* make Democrats realize there is no "sincere" compromise with bigots on trans issues.
August 12, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Kim Davis going from "my religious beliefs demand that I don't facilitate a same-sex marriages" to "my religious beliefs demand that there are NO same-sex marriages anywhere" *should* make Democrats realize there is no "sincere" compromise with bigots on trans issues.
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This, but the fact I expected everyone else was developing one too. That's what everyone said we were supposed to be doing.
What was the point of all those moral lessons if we weren't supposed to be paying attention?
What was the point of all those moral lessons if we weren't supposed to be paying attention?
*young me, developing a strong sense of justice*
This is gonna be great, what an asset, this will never drive me insane
This is gonna be great, what an asset, this will never drive me insane
August 8, 2025 at 8:51 PM
This, but the fact I expected everyone else was developing one too. That's what everyone said we were supposed to be doing.
What was the point of all those moral lessons if we weren't supposed to be paying attention?
What was the point of all those moral lessons if we weren't supposed to be paying attention?
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I recently got back from a trip to Aotearoa New Zealand where I saw #OurFlagMeansDeath filming locations, and I know there are a lot of crew interested in doing the same thing - so I've put together a guide! I hope it's helpful and please feel free to share 🙂🏴☠️
docs.google.com/document/d/1...
docs.google.com/document/d/1...
The OFMD fan’s guide to Aotearoa
The OFMD fan’s guide to seeing season 2 filming locations and other places of piratical significance in Aotearoa New Zealand Hi friends! Here is my guide to the season 2 filming locations in Aotearoa ...
docs.google.com
July 7, 2025 at 8:39 PM
I recently got back from a trip to Aotearoa New Zealand where I saw #OurFlagMeansDeath filming locations, and I know there are a lot of crew interested in doing the same thing - so I've put together a guide! I hope it's helpful and please feel free to share 🙂🏴☠️
docs.google.com/document/d/1...
docs.google.com/document/d/1...
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Uganda had a leader named Idi Amin, a war-mongering corrupt asshole who Eric Adams apparently finds fascinating, and he decided it would be real fun to kick every Asian out of Uganda. Including my stepdad and Zohran’s dad.
July 3, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Uganda had a leader named Idi Amin, a war-mongering corrupt asshole who Eric Adams apparently finds fascinating, and he decided it would be real fun to kick every Asian out of Uganda. Including my stepdad and Zohran’s dad.
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Judge Moss: Are there really no limits? Can you send people from tropical climate to Arctic Circle to make their lives as unpleasant as possible to send a signal? Not subject to review?
Govt: Given that the statute permits it, you'd have to say Constitution interferes, and I don't see precedent
Govt: Given that the statute permits it, you'd have to say Constitution interferes, and I don't see precedent
July 4, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Judge Moss: Are there really no limits? Can you send people from tropical climate to Arctic Circle to make their lives as unpleasant as possible to send a signal? Not subject to review?
Govt: Given that the statute permits it, you'd have to say Constitution interferes, and I don't see precedent
Govt: Given that the statute permits it, you'd have to say Constitution interferes, and I don't see precedent
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New chapter of hockey au!!! 🏒🥅❤️
Please help share if you can 🥰
AO3 Link: archiveofourown.org/works/586806...
Please help share if you can 🥰
AO3 Link: archiveofourown.org/works/586806...
June 25, 2025 at 4:24 PM
New chapter of hockey au!!! 🏒🥅❤️
Please help share if you can 🥰
AO3 Link: archiveofourown.org/works/586806...
Please help share if you can 🥰
AO3 Link: archiveofourown.org/works/586806...
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Every single political beat journalist needs to be constantly asked how come it never occurred to them to ask Ted Cruz the population of the country he wants to carpet bomb and why they didnt
June 18, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Every single political beat journalist needs to be constantly asked how come it never occurred to them to ask Ted Cruz the population of the country he wants to carpet bomb and why they didnt
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THREAD: The assassinations in Minnesota highlight a dirty secret hardly ever mentioned in the news: U.S. has 1.1 million private police officers. There is an unprecedented footprint of privately organized violence that is doing all sorts of things most people have no idea about.
June 15, 2025 at 1:47 PM
THREAD: The assassinations in Minnesota highlight a dirty secret hardly ever mentioned in the news: U.S. has 1.1 million private police officers. There is an unprecedented footprint of privately organized violence that is doing all sorts of things most people have no idea about.
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Someone else said something very similar to this the other day, but.
It really burns me that our (millennials') generation was legally terrorized for like, downloading Radiohead discographies
But we're supposed to be ok with billionaires stealing human intellectual output in its entirety bc AI
It really burns me that our (millennials') generation was legally terrorized for like, downloading Radiohead discographies
But we're supposed to be ok with billionaires stealing human intellectual output in its entirety bc AI
May 31, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Someone else said something very similar to this the other day, but.
It really burns me that our (millennials') generation was legally terrorized for like, downloading Radiohead discographies
But we're supposed to be ok with billionaires stealing human intellectual output in its entirety bc AI
It really burns me that our (millennials') generation was legally terrorized for like, downloading Radiohead discographies
But we're supposed to be ok with billionaires stealing human intellectual output in its entirety bc AI
I wanna know how Cementoss's mama gave birth to him.
May 31, 2025 at 1:51 PM
I wanna know how Cementoss's mama gave birth to him.
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Public pressure works! Keep it going.
May 25, 2025 at 9:37 AM
Public pressure works! Keep it going.
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Useful tips for commenting on fics !
May 13, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Useful tips for commenting on fics !
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The cost of Grok: "I can't breathe at home, it smells like gas outside. How come I can't breathe at home and y'all get to breathe at home?"
May 10, 2025 at 4:25 PM
The cost of Grok: "I can't breathe at home, it smells like gas outside. How come I can't breathe at home and y'all get to breathe at home?"
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