Deep State Whine
@fenrik98.bsky.social
A straight shooter with upper management written all over him
Me: Hmm, haven't read Reddit in a while. Go see what's happening over there.
5 minutes later, reading off the screen: "Your perceived entitlement is unbounded, and hell is waiting for you." It's a post about traffic on the Prince William Parkway.
5 minutes later, reading off the screen: "Your perceived entitlement is unbounded, and hell is waiting for you." It's a post about traffic on the Prince William Parkway.
November 15, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Me: Hmm, haven't read Reddit in a while. Go see what's happening over there.
5 minutes later, reading off the screen: "Your perceived entitlement is unbounded, and hell is waiting for you." It's a post about traffic on the Prince William Parkway.
5 minutes later, reading off the screen: "Your perceived entitlement is unbounded, and hell is waiting for you." It's a post about traffic on the Prince William Parkway.
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![[Scene is a kitchen - a middle aged woman called JANET is boiling peas at the stove. A younger more colourfully dressed woman named LIZ approached her.]
JANET:
Ugh...
LIZ:
What's up?
JANET:
I am so bored of cooking peas!
LIZ:
Have you tried...
AI peas?
JANET:
AI peas?
LIZ:
They're peas with AI!
[Liz holds up to us a packet of peas labelled: Pea-i AI - Peas with AI].
LIZ:
Al-powered peas harness the potential of your peas
JANET:
What
LIZ [Now a voiceover as we cut to a whizzy technology diagram of peas all connected by meaningless dotted lines]
Why not take your peas to the next level with Al Peas' new Al tools to power your peas?
[Show a techno diagram of a pea with a label reading 'AI' pointing to a random zone in it]
LIZ:
Each pea has Al in a way we haven't quite worked out yet but it's fine
[Show Janet and Liz now in a Matrix-style world of peas]
LIZ:
With Al peas you can supercharge productivity and make AI work for your peas!
JANET:
What
LIZ:
Shut up
LIZ:
Our game-changing Pea-Al gives you the freedom to unlock the potential of the power of the future of your peas workflow
From opening the bag of peas
to boiling the peas
to eating the peas
To spending millions on adding Al to the peas and then having to work out what that even means.
JANET:
Is it really necessary to-
LIZ [Grabbing Janet by the collar]:
THE PEAS HAVE GOT AI, JANET
[Cut to an advert ending screen, with the bag of peas and the slogan:
AI PEAS: Just 'Peas' for god's sake buy the AI peas.
[Ends]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4m3we4apbjayclzcnhwe3pfp/bafkreiayqa37f7kik7l7s7fbtfp2sir5ckb662ry2lylinyjrfa2rkvvka@jpeg)
House of Dynamite hits well if you've ever worked a watch floor. And it hit a lot of other good buttons for me, although, I couldn't quite get past this moment where the USFK Commander joins the SVTC from... his laundry room.
November 9, 2025 at 2:36 PM
House of Dynamite hits well if you've ever worked a watch floor. And it hit a lot of other good buttons for me, although, I couldn't quite get past this moment where the USFK Commander joins the SVTC from... his laundry room.
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if you are food insecure for both the humans and pets in your household there is a tool called Pet Help Finder that can help locate pet food banks nearby and other free or reduced price assistance and supplies for pets.
no one, ABSOLUTELY NO ONE, should have to give up their pet bc of this.
no one, ABSOLUTELY NO ONE, should have to give up their pet bc of this.
November 8, 2025 at 6:35 PM
if you are food insecure for both the humans and pets in your household there is a tool called Pet Help Finder that can help locate pet food banks nearby and other free or reduced price assistance and supplies for pets.
no one, ABSOLUTELY NO ONE, should have to give up their pet bc of this.
no one, ABSOLUTELY NO ONE, should have to give up their pet bc of this.
One of the most beautiful autumn scenes that lives in my memory is from Quebec - specifically, a Canadian government conference center in Gatineau Park that I had the fortune to visit several years ago, in November. It was like stepping into an oil painting.
November 9, 2025 at 1:14 AM
One of the most beautiful autumn scenes that lives in my memory is from Quebec - specifically, a Canadian government conference center in Gatineau Park that I had the fortune to visit several years ago, in November. It was like stepping into an oil painting.
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Well, at least one good thing's already happened today!
November 4, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Well, at least one good thing's already happened today!
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Ginkgo grove at the Blandy Experimental Farm/State Arboretum of Virginia
November 3, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Ginkgo grove at the Blandy Experimental Farm/State Arboretum of Virginia
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apnews.com/article/clay... That's pretty funny
Dodgers great Clayton Kershaw ends his career unaware at first that he won the World Series again
Clayton Kershaw ended his illustrious 18-year career unaware initially that he'd just won the World Series again.
apnews.com
November 2, 2025 at 6:02 PM
apnews.com/article/clay... That's pretty funny
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About every half hour today, one of my brain cells says “Hey, should we think about that Blue Jays game at all?” and then all the other ones go “NOPE” and beat the first one to death.
November 2, 2025 at 5:35 PM
About every half hour today, one of my brain cells says “Hey, should we think about that Blue Jays game at all?” and then all the other ones go “NOPE” and beat the first one to death.
Why are the World Series champion-branded hats always so hideous?
November 2, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Why are the World Series champion-branded hats always so hideous?
Aaaaaaaaahhhh well. Nevertheless,
November 2, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Aaaaaaaaahhhh well. Nevertheless,
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![two frames:
- first frame: lady yells "Why can't you be normal?"
- second frame: Game 7 of the World Series with the caption "[screaming]"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:vc7f4oafdgxsihk4cry2xpze/bafkreig5uzy6ezdmsey5ykembgorvrvib52jmdtskvbwgkv3vuccpks534@jpeg)
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Remember when people would say that baseball was boring and slow….
November 2, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Remember when people would say that baseball was boring and slow….
A film you've seen more than seven times with a gif
November 2, 2025 at 1:34 AM
A film you've seen more than seven times with a gif
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god bless the magic of television for letting you see every syllable of a pitcher telling the batter he just hit “fuck you motherfucker”
November 2, 2025 at 1:27 AM
god bless the magic of television for letting you see every syllable of a pitcher telling the batter he just hit “fuck you motherfucker”
I had a pretty good time in 2015. I think.
don’t forget to set your clocks back to a better time in your life.
November 2, 2025 at 12:08 AM
I had a pretty good time in 2015. I think.
This was one of my geography games yesterday. Respect!
November 1, 2025 at 11:18 PM
This was one of my geography games yesterday. Respect!
Woof. Salute to my homies but glad I'm on the late shift tonight.
October 31, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Woof. Salute to my homies but glad I'm on the late shift tonight.
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Fun fact the time between now and the beginning of this game is the same as between the beginning of this game and the construction of the pyramids
October 28, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Fun fact the time between now and the beginning of this game is the same as between the beginning of this game and the construction of the pyramids
Pretty F-ING RUDE to tie up this game again!! I have to get up early tomorrow!! Where is the consideration?
October 28, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Pretty F-ING RUDE to tie up this game again!! I have to get up early tomorrow!! Where is the consideration?
Went 2 weeks without a Washington Post delivery and wondered if it were truly the end.* Nope! Delivered again this morning. I guess my person was on vacation or something.
*I cancelled my subscription 2 years ago, but it has continued to be delivered almost every Sunday.
*I cancelled my subscription 2 years ago, but it has continued to be delivered almost every Sunday.
October 27, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Went 2 weeks without a Washington Post delivery and wondered if it were truly the end.* Nope! Delivered again this morning. I guess my person was on vacation or something.
*I cancelled my subscription 2 years ago, but it has continued to be delivered almost every Sunday.
*I cancelled my subscription 2 years ago, but it has continued to be delivered almost every Sunday.
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i should be able to click a button at the beginning of a sports season that says “i’m normal” and i don’t get served any ads for crypto or gambling
October 26, 2025 at 10:50 PM
i should be able to click a button at the beginning of a sports season that says “i’m normal” and i don’t get served any ads for crypto or gambling
My job that currently isn't paying me is sending me to an offsite location tomorrow and Tuesday that is twice as far from my house as my usual office and I'm very >:( about it. Waking up earlier, driving at the worst time of morning, and, obvs, no mileage reimbursement.
October 26, 2025 at 10:49 PM
My job that currently isn't paying me is sending me to an offsite location tomorrow and Tuesday that is twice as far from my house as my usual office and I'm very >:( about it. Waking up earlier, driving at the worst time of morning, and, obvs, no mileage reimbursement.