Tristan
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You know, fuck Bernie Sanders, this pisses me off. We’re supposed to have standards and values. The GOP is the one hiring Nazis and groypers and trash bigots. How can people stand up to that without having some kind of standards that they adhere to? Goddammit.
October 21, 2025 at 11:08 PM
You know, fuck Bernie Sanders, this pisses me off. We’re supposed to have standards and values. The GOP is the one hiring Nazis and groypers and trash bigots. How can people stand up to that without having some kind of standards that they adhere to? Goddammit.
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Just block the bad accounts. Do it right away. Don't share or dunk or comment or argue. That's what they all want. Just nuke them and move on.
October 17, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Just block the bad accounts. Do it right away. Don't share or dunk or comment or argue. That's what they all want. Just nuke them and move on.
I apparently broke the app, but why on earth is #boostcamp storing this number as a double precision float?
September 23, 2025 at 4:22 PM
I apparently broke the app, but why on earth is #boostcamp storing this number as a double precision float?
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MERKLEY: How do you feel about being responsible for hundreds of thousands of kids dying because of your sudden interruption in these key programs?
VOUGHT: I reject the assertion
MERKLEY: I find your response both ignorant & callous. Few Americans have had a more devastating & disastrous impact
VOUGHT: I reject the assertion
MERKLEY: I find your response both ignorant & callous. Few Americans have had a more devastating & disastrous impact
June 25, 2025 at 8:03 PM
MERKLEY: How do you feel about being responsible for hundreds of thousands of kids dying because of your sudden interruption in these key programs?
VOUGHT: I reject the assertion
MERKLEY: I find your response both ignorant & callous. Few Americans have had a more devastating & disastrous impact
VOUGHT: I reject the assertion
MERKLEY: I find your response both ignorant & callous. Few Americans have had a more devastating & disastrous impact
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I did not edit this, this is the actual parade with the actual music being played.
CINEMATIC
CINEMATIC
June 14, 2025 at 11:32 PM
I did not edit this, this is the actual parade with the actual music being played.
CINEMATIC
CINEMATIC
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This is the sort of thing Worf would yell at a Duras brother. YOU DISHONORABLE CHOGLIT
Choglit (2002-circa 2003): A chocolate-flavored "dairy-based" beverage, created in a collaboration between Coca-Cola and Nestle to directly compete with Yoo-Hoo. It contained 16% low-fat milk, and was the first dairy product ever made by Coca-Cola. Sold in both cans and glass bottles
May 23, 2025 at 11:27 PM
This is the sort of thing Worf would yell at a Duras brother. YOU DISHONORABLE CHOGLIT
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“reality tv is inherently fascist” is my most consistently vindicated hot take of all time
Kristi Noem has been working with the producer of “Duck Dynasty” to pitch a reality TV show—titled “The American”—where immigrants will compete in a string of challenges across the country “for the honor of fast-tracking their way to U.S. citizenship,” according to a new report.
Noem Plots Reality Show Where Migrants Fight for Citizenship
A Homeland Security official told the Daily Beast that the show is in the early stages of vetting, though approval has not been given—or denied.
www.thedailybeast.com
May 15, 2025 at 11:57 PM
“reality tv is inherently fascist” is my most consistently vindicated hot take of all time
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“The pope will be from Chicago” sounds like an 1880s Republican’s dire prediction for if we don’t stop Irish immigration
May 8, 2025 at 5:26 PM
“The pope will be from Chicago” sounds like an 1880s Republican’s dire prediction for if we don’t stop Irish immigration
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Just so everybody understands, Booker has been speaking cogently about the issues the entire time and Strom Thurmond famously spent hours reading from the encyclopedia, because segregationists were and are dumbshits
If Sen. Cory Booker makes it to 7:19 p.m. EST, he will break segregationist Dixiecrat Strom Thurmond's record for his 24 hour 18 minute Senate floor speech against the Civil Rights Act of 1957.
April 1, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Just so everybody understands, Booker has been speaking cogently about the issues the entire time and Strom Thurmond famously spent hours reading from the encyclopedia, because segregationists were and are dumbshits
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wake up honey
new hog just dropped
new hog just dropped
Farmers had paintings of their animals commissioned centuries ago and always wanted them painted real chunky. I like the idea of some farmer having people round, pointing at a painting and saying "yeah I had that done, that's my actual pig, he's the fattest guy".
February 21, 2025 at 12:58 PM
wake up honey
new hog just dropped
new hog just dropped
Ugh this pre-show for Kendrick is HOW long?
February 9, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Ugh this pre-show for Kendrick is HOW long?
This feels like the moment where the coyote has already run off the cliff, and is only just about to start falling
February 4, 2025 at 12:24 PM
This feels like the moment where the coyote has already run off the cliff, and is only just about to start falling
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Don’t sign shit. Make them fire you. Do not resign your position based on an assurance from an administration whose head has a reputation for stiffing contractors who did work for him.
I have no idea what the federal "buyout" is offering, less of an idea of whether it even approaches legal, and, yes, I've seen copies of the email on a couple of different sites. And read them.
Seriously:
If you are a federal employee and are considering replying, get qualified counsel first.
Seriously:
If you are a federal employee and are considering replying, get qualified counsel first.
January 29, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Don’t sign shit. Make them fire you. Do not resign your position based on an assurance from an administration whose head has a reputation for stiffing contractors who did work for him.
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the best thing about having dealt with addiction in the past is i have no illusions about social media: it is a drug. we are all addicted. the people who deny this are rationalizing the way people with addictions do that. no shame, but that's what all this is.
January 26, 2025 at 12:42 AM
the best thing about having dealt with addiction in the past is i have no illusions about social media: it is a drug. we are all addicted. the people who deny this are rationalizing the way people with addictions do that. no shame, but that's what all this is.
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Holiday song concept: "I'll be Hume for Christmas"
Focuses on whether we can infer that the song is accurate based on past behavior of the singer.
Focuses on whether we can infer that the song is accurate based on past behavior of the singer.
December 22, 2024 at 6:03 PM
Holiday song concept: "I'll be Hume for Christmas"
Focuses on whether we can infer that the song is accurate based on past behavior of the singer.
Focuses on whether we can infer that the song is accurate based on past behavior of the singer.
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MENSWEAR GUY: Furthermore, you’ve neglected to even cut the vents of the shockingly poor-fitting sport coat you’ve, for some reason, chosen to wear to breakfast
MAN WHO STILL WEARS A THREADLESS TEE FROM 2003 WITH TWO ANTHROPOMORPHIC HOUSES HUGGING UNDER THE TEXT “HOMIES”: haha get his ass derek
MAN WHO STILL WEARS A THREADLESS TEE FROM 2003 WITH TWO ANTHROPOMORPHIC HOUSES HUGGING UNDER THE TEXT “HOMIES”: haha get his ass derek
December 13, 2024 at 5:41 AM
MENSWEAR GUY: Furthermore, you’ve neglected to even cut the vents of the shockingly poor-fitting sport coat you’ve, for some reason, chosen to wear to breakfast
MAN WHO STILL WEARS A THREADLESS TEE FROM 2003 WITH TWO ANTHROPOMORPHIC HOUSES HUGGING UNDER THE TEXT “HOMIES”: haha get his ass derek
MAN WHO STILL WEARS A THREADLESS TEE FROM 2003 WITH TWO ANTHROPOMORPHIC HOUSES HUGGING UNDER THE TEXT “HOMIES”: haha get his ass derek
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Within 3 months, perceptions of the economy will go from bad to good, and consumer confidence will soar, despite no economic changes.
Millions who said their finances are bad will say it’s good, and will even if tariffs raise prices.
Pundits will still say these Americans voted based on the economy.
Millions who said their finances are bad will say it’s good, and will even if tariffs raise prices.
Pundits will still say these Americans voted based on the economy.
November 7, 2024 at 4:45 PM
Within 3 months, perceptions of the economy will go from bad to good, and consumer confidence will soar, despite no economic changes.
Millions who said their finances are bad will say it’s good, and will even if tariffs raise prices.
Pundits will still say these Americans voted based on the economy.
Millions who said their finances are bad will say it’s good, and will even if tariffs raise prices.
Pundits will still say these Americans voted based on the economy.
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Illegal aliens are eating the cats. I saw it on television.
September 11, 2024 at 9:05 AM
Illegal aliens are eating the cats. I saw it on television.
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to me, this is true art
September 11, 2024 at 1:54 AM
to me, this is true art
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“i have concepts of a plan”
September 11, 2024 at 2:58 AM
“i have concepts of a plan”
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It’s telling that Walz is “redefining” American masculinity. The guy’s a stereotypical macho man—veteran, hunter and football coach—but the fact that he’s also a nice dude makes it a paradigm shift.
He isn’t known for his knitting skills. We’ve just come to associate masculinity with being a dick.
He isn’t known for his knitting skills. We’ve just come to associate masculinity with being a dick.
August 25, 2024 at 11:55 AM
It’s telling that Walz is “redefining” American masculinity. The guy’s a stereotypical macho man—veteran, hunter and football coach—but the fact that he’s also a nice dude makes it a paradigm shift.
He isn’t known for his knitting skills. We’ve just come to associate masculinity with being a dick.
He isn’t known for his knitting skills. We’ve just come to associate masculinity with being a dick.
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Time to drop in on the legacy media fact-check of the DNC.
August 23, 2024 at 12:13 PM
Time to drop in on the legacy media fact-check of the DNC.