FeltSalamander
feltsalamander.bsky.social
FeltSalamander
@feltsalamander.bsky.social
Feel free to call me Felt, Salamander, Mauve, or Tyler
Cleveland fan, probably lurking in a Twitch stream somewhere
He/him
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my daughter really captured my essence in this portrait of me “at work”
September 25, 2025 at 9:34 PM
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Looking back on the video where Jesus is super into having a guy start a small business instead of multiplying loaves and fishes
August 8, 2025 at 2:10 PM
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“All cities are walkable if you’re not a bitch.”
July 28, 2025 at 3:30 AM
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I AM SHRIEKING 💀🤣

Forget the statue at City Hall, this guy is the *real* Spirit of Detroit. 🫡
July 22, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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What a way to go out
July 15, 2025 at 8:22 PM
For the third time in as many weeks, I've gotten to bring up @cpsc.gov at work. I feel like I need to put this in my upcoming performance review.
July 11, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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I mean fine but if Mamdani was Spider-Man the editor of the big local paper would have a completely over-the-top and underexplained vendetta against him
This is like how New York treats Spider-man in the comic books
July 8, 2025 at 2:50 AM
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this technology that i cant even get my own employees to use without literally threatening them is definitely going to be profitable one day
June 28, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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It’s every parent’s nightmare, isn’t it? you check your child’s bulletproof backpack and find a picture book about gay penguins
June 27, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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amtrak’s marketing team gets it
June 21, 2025 at 12:21 PM
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Wanted to show you this post in English because it’s so good and we truly are a global village
June 16, 2025 at 4:43 PM
@pilnok.dad Have you heard about this dog that can understand languages?
June 6, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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Never would have pegged Katie Miller as Chudverse Helen of Troy but here we are
June 5, 2025 at 7:09 PM
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i shit you not, i just looked this up: Twitch Plays Pokemon got the second badge in about 50 hours
Imagine outsourcing all your thinking to a guy who still only has two Pokémon badges after 80 hours of gameplay.
June 1, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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This is the funniest movie production fact I’ve ever read
May 25, 2025 at 5:39 AM
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“THE LAST THING SOMEONE NEEDS IS A SLIPPERY WIENER” - thank you commentary.
May 23, 2025 at 6:06 PM
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hey. they're about to race 6 weinermobiles around the indianapolis motor speedway. they have the main indycar commentary team. they are about to do the oscar meyer song instead of the anthem. please watch this

youtu.be/mMab9343WVA
Oscar Mayer Wienie 500 🌭 | INDYCAR on FOX
YouTube video by INDYCAR On FOX
youtu.be
May 23, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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This is a guy who argues with his nutcase MAGA sister-in-law on Facebook. Truly a Pope for the internet age.
May 10, 2025 at 3:22 AM
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jd vance is going to kill a second pope
May 8, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Using AI was already bad, but with the recent news about people being let go and replaced by AI, I'm bailing on Duolingo. Next month would have been 6 years since I started Mandarin. I never missed a day. Until now.
May 8, 2025 at 12:50 AM
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also you all need to see this, because this is something I don't think *anybody* could predict for where this ad goes
May 6, 2025 at 1:17 PM
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Hardcoded credentials in the Signal archiving tool used by the White House is a five-alarm security dumpster fire.
May 3, 2025 at 9:42 PM
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May 2, 2025 at 2:18 PM
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This Fetterman profile, whew man
May 2, 2025 at 11:20 AM
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gonna start a video series called SECRETS THE GOVERNMENT IS COVERING UP and its just taped economics 101 lectures
May 2, 2025 at 3:24 AM