FeltSalamander
@feltsalamander.bsky.social
Feel free to call me Felt, Salamander, Mauve, or Tyler
Cleveland fan, probably lurking in a Twitch stream somewhere
He/him
Cleveland fan, probably lurking in a Twitch stream somewhere
He/him
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my daughter really captured my essence in this portrait of me “at work”
September 25, 2025 at 9:34 PM
my daughter really captured my essence in this portrait of me “at work”
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Looking back on the video where Jesus is super into having a guy start a small business instead of multiplying loaves and fishes
August 8, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Looking back on the video where Jesus is super into having a guy start a small business instead of multiplying loaves and fishes
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“All cities are walkable if you’re not a bitch.”
July 28, 2025 at 3:30 AM
“All cities are walkable if you’re not a bitch.”
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I AM SHRIEKING 💀🤣
Forget the statue at City Hall, this guy is the *real* Spirit of Detroit. 🫡
Forget the statue at City Hall, this guy is the *real* Spirit of Detroit. 🫡
July 22, 2025 at 7:16 PM
I AM SHRIEKING 💀🤣
Forget the statue at City Hall, this guy is the *real* Spirit of Detroit. 🫡
Forget the statue at City Hall, this guy is the *real* Spirit of Detroit. 🫡
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What a way to go out
July 15, 2025 at 8:22 PM
What a way to go out
For the third time in as many weeks, I've gotten to bring up @cpsc.gov at work. I feel like I need to put this in my upcoming performance review.
July 11, 2025 at 7:30 PM
For the third time in as many weeks, I've gotten to bring up @cpsc.gov at work. I feel like I need to put this in my upcoming performance review.
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I mean fine but if Mamdani was Spider-Man the editor of the big local paper would have a completely over-the-top and underexplained vendetta against him
This is like how New York treats Spider-man in the comic books
July 8, 2025 at 2:50 AM
I mean fine but if Mamdani was Spider-Man the editor of the big local paper would have a completely over-the-top and underexplained vendetta against him
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this technology that i cant even get my own employees to use without literally threatening them is definitely going to be profitable one day
June 28, 2025 at 6:30 PM
this technology that i cant even get my own employees to use without literally threatening them is definitely going to be profitable one day
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It’s every parent’s nightmare, isn’t it? you check your child’s bulletproof backpack and find a picture book about gay penguins
June 27, 2025 at 6:47 PM
It’s every parent’s nightmare, isn’t it? you check your child’s bulletproof backpack and find a picture book about gay penguins
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amtrak’s marketing team gets it
June 21, 2025 at 12:21 PM
amtrak’s marketing team gets it
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Wanted to show you this post in English because it’s so good and we truly are a global village
June 16, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Wanted to show you this post in English because it’s so good and we truly are a global village
@pilnok.dad Have you heard about this dog that can understand languages?
A century ago, Jim the Wonder Dog gained national fame for his alleged ability to predict the future and understand commands in multiple languages.
This weekend, his hometown of Marshall, Missouri, is celebrating "Wonder Dog Day" with a tail-wagging tribute. https://loom.ly/lKPblxM
This weekend, his hometown of Marshall, Missouri, is celebrating "Wonder Dog Day" with a tail-wagging tribute. https://loom.ly/lKPblxM
A Missouri town is celebrating the 100th birthday of Jim, the official state 'Wonder Dog'
Jim the Wonder Dog gained fame for his alleged ability to predict the future and understand commands in multiple languages. A museum in Marshall, Missouri, dedicated to the arcane canine will host costume, trick, and look-alike contests this weekend to celebrate.
www.kcur.org
June 6, 2025 at 6:33 PM
@pilnok.dad Have you heard about this dog that can understand languages?
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Never would have pegged Katie Miller as Chudverse Helen of Troy but here we are
June 5, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Never would have pegged Katie Miller as Chudverse Helen of Troy but here we are
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i shit you not, i just looked this up: Twitch Plays Pokemon got the second badge in about 50 hours
Imagine outsourcing all your thinking to a guy who still only has two Pokémon badges after 80 hours of gameplay.
June 1, 2025 at 11:00 PM
i shit you not, i just looked this up: Twitch Plays Pokemon got the second badge in about 50 hours
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This is the funniest movie production fact I’ve ever read
May 25, 2025 at 5:39 AM
This is the funniest movie production fact I’ve ever read
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“THE LAST THING SOMEONE NEEDS IS A SLIPPERY WIENER” - thank you commentary.
May 23, 2025 at 6:06 PM
“THE LAST THING SOMEONE NEEDS IS A SLIPPERY WIENER” - thank you commentary.
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hey. they're about to race 6 weinermobiles around the indianapolis motor speedway. they have the main indycar commentary team. they are about to do the oscar meyer song instead of the anthem. please watch this
youtu.be/mMab9343WVA
youtu.be/mMab9343WVA
Oscar Mayer Wienie 500 🌭 | INDYCAR on FOX
YouTube video by INDYCAR On FOX
youtu.be
May 23, 2025 at 5:55 PM
hey. they're about to race 6 weinermobiles around the indianapolis motor speedway. they have the main indycar commentary team. they are about to do the oscar meyer song instead of the anthem. please watch this
youtu.be/mMab9343WVA
youtu.be/mMab9343WVA
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This is a guy who argues with his nutcase MAGA sister-in-law on Facebook. Truly a Pope for the internet age.
May 10, 2025 at 3:22 AM
This is a guy who argues with his nutcase MAGA sister-in-law on Facebook. Truly a Pope for the internet age.
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jd vance is going to kill a second pope
May 8, 2025 at 5:39 PM
jd vance is going to kill a second pope
Using AI was already bad, but with the recent news about people being let go and replaced by AI, I'm bailing on Duolingo. Next month would have been 6 years since I started Mandarin. I never missed a day. Until now.
May 8, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Using AI was already bad, but with the recent news about people being let go and replaced by AI, I'm bailing on Duolingo. Next month would have been 6 years since I started Mandarin. I never missed a day. Until now.
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also you all need to see this, because this is something I don't think *anybody* could predict for where this ad goes
May 6, 2025 at 1:17 PM
also you all need to see this, because this is something I don't think *anybody* could predict for where this ad goes
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Hardcoded credentials in the Signal archiving tool used by the White House is a five-alarm security dumpster fire.
The source code for the TM SGNL apps (basically a backdoored version of Signal used by Trump officials) is public! Since it's open source, I've pushed it to github for easier research micahflee.com/heres-the-so...
Here's the source code for the unofficial Signal app used by Trump officials
Yesterday, I published an analysis of what I could publicly find about TM SGNL, the obscure and unofficial Signal app used by Mike Waltz, and presumably also by Pete Hegseth, JD Vance, Tulsi Gabbard, ...
micahflee.com
May 3, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Hardcoded credentials in the Signal archiving tool used by the White House is a five-alarm security dumpster fire.
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This Fetterman profile, whew man
May 2, 2025 at 11:20 AM
This Fetterman profile, whew man
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gonna start a video series called SECRETS THE GOVERNMENT IS COVERING UP and its just taped economics 101 lectures
May 2, 2025 at 3:24 AM
gonna start a video series called SECRETS THE GOVERNMENT IS COVERING UP and its just taped economics 101 lectures