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He/Him. Horror propagandist & football shitposter.
Bought on a whim, turned out to be the best of the Bond games. Captured the social aspect of Bond better than anything else while being infinitely more interesting than the movies. The shooting’s great, the theme’s a banger, the driving is fun, and the locations fantastic. Couldn’t ask for more.
November 12, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Bought on a whim, turned out to be the best of the Bond games. Captured the social aspect of Bond better than anything else while being infinitely more interesting than the movies. The shooting’s great, the theme’s a banger, the driving is fun, and the locations fantastic. Couldn’t ask for more.
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Master? That’s bug. Slave? That’s fish
November 12, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Master? That’s bug. Slave? That’s fish
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You can boils Hegelian dialectic down to two primary forms: bug and fish
November 12, 2025 at 5:57 PM
You can boils Hegelian dialectic down to two primary forms: bug and fish
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Toronto Public Library coming through with some great horror programming.
HELPMEET sicko-in-chief Naben Ruthnum discussing AT THE MOUNTAINS OF MADNESS with all time greats Brian Evenson and Victor LaValle on Friday Dec 5th.
Online, free, and at lunch time (EST).
www.eventbrite.ca/e/classics-o...
HELPMEET sicko-in-chief Naben Ruthnum discussing AT THE MOUNTAINS OF MADNESS with all time greats Brian Evenson and Victor LaValle on Friday Dec 5th.
Online, free, and at lunch time (EST).
www.eventbrite.ca/e/classics-o...
Classics of Gothic & Horror: At the Mountains of Madness
Join acclaimed authors Brian Evenson and Victor LaValle as they discuss H.P. Lovecraft's genre-bending masterpiece with host Naben Ruthnum.
www.eventbrite.ca
November 12, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Toronto Public Library coming through with some great horror programming.
HELPMEET sicko-in-chief Naben Ruthnum discussing AT THE MOUNTAINS OF MADNESS with all time greats Brian Evenson and Victor LaValle on Friday Dec 5th.
Online, free, and at lunch time (EST).
www.eventbrite.ca/e/classics-o...
HELPMEET sicko-in-chief Naben Ruthnum discussing AT THE MOUNTAINS OF MADNESS with all time greats Brian Evenson and Victor LaValle on Friday Dec 5th.
Online, free, and at lunch time (EST).
www.eventbrite.ca/e/classics-o...
Here’s some comics I recently finished:
GRAVENEYE: lived up to four years worth of hype. Gorgeous & fucked up.
JUMPSCARE: horror flavored Spider-Man. Really fun.
ATHANASIA: powerful in part, disjointed in others. Pulls a lot of punches. Like everything else claiming to be ‘disturbing’—it ain’t.
GRAVENEYE: lived up to four years worth of hype. Gorgeous & fucked up.
JUMPSCARE: horror flavored Spider-Man. Really fun.
ATHANASIA: powerful in part, disjointed in others. Pulls a lot of punches. Like everything else claiming to be ‘disturbing’—it ain’t.
November 12, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Here’s some comics I recently finished:
GRAVENEYE: lived up to four years worth of hype. Gorgeous & fucked up.
JUMPSCARE: horror flavored Spider-Man. Really fun.
ATHANASIA: powerful in part, disjointed in others. Pulls a lot of punches. Like everything else claiming to be ‘disturbing’—it ain’t.
GRAVENEYE: lived up to four years worth of hype. Gorgeous & fucked up.
JUMPSCARE: horror flavored Spider-Man. Really fun.
ATHANASIA: powerful in part, disjointed in others. Pulls a lot of punches. Like everything else claiming to be ‘disturbing’—it ain’t.
I am deeply fond of rooms underneath rooms.
ICYMI 🔮 we're thrilled to unveil the stunning cover of @ivygrimes.bsky.social's upcoming novella THE CELLAR BELOW THE CELLAR, with art by @jackhillside.bsky.social and design by Silent Q Design! Preorders are available now until February 18th! 🌟
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Apex Book Company and Violet Lichen are thrilled to reveal the cover of @ivygrimes.bsky.social's Russian fairytale-inspired folk horror, THE CELLAR BELOW THE CELLAR! 🌌 Out February 18th, available for preorder now at www.apexbookcompany.com!
Cover Art: Jack Hillside
Cover Design: Silent Q Design
Cover Art: Jack Hillside
Cover Design: Silent Q Design
November 11, 2025 at 8:15 PM
I am deeply fond of rooms underneath rooms.
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🎶 ꜱʜᴇ ᴅɪᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴀꜱꜱ
𝔰ℌ𝔢 𝔡𝔦𝔡 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔰𝔞𝔱𝔞𝔫𝔦𝔠 𝔪𝔞𝔰𝔰
ᴛʜᴇ ʙʟᴀᴄᴋ ᴍᴀꜱꜱ
𝔞 𝔤𝔬𝔞𝔱 𝔞𝔱𝔢 𝔥𝔢𝔯 𝔞𝔰𝔰
ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴅɪᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴀꜱꜱ
𝔞𝔫 𝔬𝔯𝔤𝔶 𝔰𝔬 𝔰𝔞𝔠𝔯𝔦𝔩𝔢𝔤𝔦-𝔞𝔰
ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴅɪᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴀꜱꜱ
𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔶 𝔡𝔦𝔡 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔰𝔞𝔱𝔞𝔫𝔦𝔠 𝔪𝔞𝔰𝔰
Wah ooo oh oh
̷͙̣̭̜̻͙̊̽͂͗ͅW̶̡̻̦̳̜̳͆̔̾̽̇̕a̵̰̍̔̀͠h̶̛͍̯̗̞͉̥͈͉̟͛̎̎̈͛ ̴̢̡̙̤̬̻̎ǫ̶̧͍̳̰̣͇̙̾̂̑̆̀̉̕͠ò̴͎̩̻̘̫̳̆̈̅͝ö̷̤̫̉͗̍͋͛̋͘
🎶
𝔰ℌ𝔢 𝔡𝔦𝔡 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔰𝔞𝔱𝔞𝔫𝔦𝔠 𝔪𝔞𝔰𝔰
ᴛʜᴇ ʙʟᴀᴄᴋ ᴍᴀꜱꜱ
𝔞 𝔤𝔬𝔞𝔱 𝔞𝔱𝔢 𝔥𝔢𝔯 𝔞𝔰𝔰
ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴅɪᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴀꜱꜱ
𝔞𝔫 𝔬𝔯𝔤𝔶 𝔰𝔬 𝔰𝔞𝔠𝔯𝔦𝔩𝔢𝔤𝔦-𝔞𝔰
ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴅɪᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴀꜱꜱ
𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔶 𝔡𝔦𝔡 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔰𝔞𝔱𝔞𝔫𝔦𝔠 𝔪𝔞𝔰𝔰
Wah ooo oh oh
̷͙̣̭̜̻͙̊̽͂͗ͅW̶̡̻̦̳̜̳͆̔̾̽̇̕a̵̰̍̔̀͠h̶̛͍̯̗̞͉̥͈͉̟͛̎̎̈͛ ̴̢̡̙̤̬̻̎ǫ̶̧͍̳̰̣͇̙̾̂̑̆̀̉̕͠ò̴͎̩̻̘̫̳̆̈̅͝ö̷̤̫̉͗̍͋͛̋͘
🎶
November 11, 2025 at 5:46 PM
🎶 ꜱʜᴇ ᴅɪᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴀꜱꜱ
𝔰ℌ𝔢 𝔡𝔦𝔡 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔰𝔞𝔱𝔞𝔫𝔦𝔠 𝔪𝔞𝔰𝔰
ᴛʜᴇ ʙʟᴀᴄᴋ ᴍᴀꜱꜱ
𝔞 𝔤𝔬𝔞𝔱 𝔞𝔱𝔢 𝔥𝔢𝔯 𝔞𝔰𝔰
ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴅɪᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴀꜱꜱ
𝔞𝔫 𝔬𝔯𝔤𝔶 𝔰𝔬 𝔰𝔞𝔠𝔯𝔦𝔩𝔢𝔤𝔦-𝔞𝔰
ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴅɪᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴀꜱꜱ
𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔶 𝔡𝔦𝔡 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔰𝔞𝔱𝔞𝔫𝔦𝔠 𝔪𝔞𝔰𝔰
Wah ooo oh oh
̷͙̣̭̜̻͙̊̽͂͗ͅW̶̡̻̦̳̜̳͆̔̾̽̇̕a̵̰̍̔̀͠h̶̛͍̯̗̞͉̥͈͉̟͛̎̎̈͛ ̴̢̡̙̤̬̻̎ǫ̶̧͍̳̰̣͇̙̾̂̑̆̀̉̕͠ò̴͎̩̻̘̫̳̆̈̅͝ö̷̤̫̉͗̍͋͛̋͘
🎶
𝔰ℌ𝔢 𝔡𝔦𝔡 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔰𝔞𝔱𝔞𝔫𝔦𝔠 𝔪𝔞𝔰𝔰
ᴛʜᴇ ʙʟᴀᴄᴋ ᴍᴀꜱꜱ
𝔞 𝔤𝔬𝔞𝔱 𝔞𝔱𝔢 𝔥𝔢𝔯 𝔞𝔰𝔰
ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴅɪᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴀꜱꜱ
𝔞𝔫 𝔬𝔯𝔤𝔶 𝔰𝔬 𝔰𝔞𝔠𝔯𝔦𝔩𝔢𝔤𝔦-𝔞𝔰
ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴅɪᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴀꜱꜱ
𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔶 𝔡𝔦𝔡 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔰𝔞𝔱𝔞𝔫𝔦𝔠 𝔪𝔞𝔰𝔰
Wah ooo oh oh
̷͙̣̭̜̻͙̊̽͂͗ͅW̶̡̻̦̳̜̳͆̔̾̽̇̕a̵̰̍̔̀͠h̶̛͍̯̗̞͉̥͈͉̟͛̎̎̈͛ ̴̢̡̙̤̬̻̎ǫ̶̧͍̳̰̣͇̙̾̂̑̆̀̉̕͠ò̴͎̩̻̘̫̳̆̈̅͝ö̷̤̫̉͗̍͋͛̋͘
🎶
See also FRIDAY THE 13th.
All you need is a dilapidated set in the woods, decent (don’t even have to be clever) kills, and at the 25 minute mark Jason walks through a wall.
But no, Hollywood keeps trying to make it more than what it is and so nothing gets made.
All you need is a dilapidated set in the woods, decent (don’t even have to be clever) kills, and at the 25 minute mark Jason walks through a wall.
But no, Hollywood keeps trying to make it more than what it is and so nothing gets made.
Yep, studios were broken by internet nitpickers and think normal audiences would not be perfectly happy to see Different Handsome Brit walk in and say “Bond, James Bond” whilst holding onto the delusion that a Kangaroo is a Martini.
this kind of feels like freaking out over a problem that 95% of the audience is not going to have an issue with
November 11, 2025 at 5:06 PM
See also FRIDAY THE 13th.
All you need is a dilapidated set in the woods, decent (don’t even have to be clever) kills, and at the 25 minute mark Jason walks through a wall.
But no, Hollywood keeps trying to make it more than what it is and so nothing gets made.
All you need is a dilapidated set in the woods, decent (don’t even have to be clever) kills, and at the 25 minute mark Jason walks through a wall.
But no, Hollywood keeps trying to make it more than what it is and so nothing gets made.
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Known for his profound and soulful writing, Fyodor Dostoevsky (BOTD, 1821-1881) deeply impacted culture, inspired our Polish hidden gem THROUGH AND THROUGH and was directly adapted by Bresson's UNE FEMME DOUCE and Visconti's LE NOTTI BIANCHE.
November 11, 2025 at 10:59 AM
Known for his profound and soulful writing, Fyodor Dostoevsky (BOTD, 1821-1881) deeply impacted culture, inspired our Polish hidden gem THROUGH AND THROUGH and was directly adapted by Bresson's UNE FEMME DOUCE and Visconti's LE NOTTI BIANCHE.
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November 9, 2025 at 2:48 AM
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more people need to read Cyclonopedia.
November 9, 2025 at 5:03 AM
more people need to read Cyclonopedia.
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I'm so humbled by this reaction. I'm glad that Reef Mind resonates with you. Thank you for sharing. ❤️
Sometimes you meet a book at just the right time, & the ensuing pain is what you needed all along to midwife a catharsis. I read @hazelzorn.bsky.social's Reef Mind at work today @weirdpvd.bsky.social, & it felt a bit like cauterizing a wound. Here's the blurb we've got up for it:
November 6, 2025 at 8:06 PM
I'm so humbled by this reaction. I'm glad that Reef Mind resonates with you. Thank you for sharing. ❤️
2 volumes down. 14 to go.
1,085 pages read, 6,173 remaining.
‘Bout a 5th into volume 3.
The section on Pseudo-Dionysius in volume 2 should be considered definitive and included in all editions of P-DtA.
1,085 pages read, 6,173 remaining.
‘Bout a 5th into volume 3.
The section on Pseudo-Dionysius in volume 2 should be considered definitive and included in all editions of P-DtA.
November 6, 2025 at 2:12 PM
2 volumes down. 14 to go.
1,085 pages read, 6,173 remaining.
‘Bout a 5th into volume 3.
The section on Pseudo-Dionysius in volume 2 should be considered definitive and included in all editions of P-DtA.
1,085 pages read, 6,173 remaining.
‘Bout a 5th into volume 3.
The section on Pseudo-Dionysius in volume 2 should be considered definitive and included in all editions of P-DtA.
Hear hear.
November 6, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Hear hear.
This is half of my ideal cast for… anything.
An unforgivable amount of tv shows commit the mortal sin of not having CCH Pounder in the cast.
An unforgivable amount of tv shows commit the mortal sin of not having CCH Pounder in the cast.
Holy shit, check out the top line cast for the new season of The Terror
November 6, 2025 at 5:24 AM
This is half of my ideal cast for… anything.
An unforgivable amount of tv shows commit the mortal sin of not having CCH Pounder in the cast.
An unforgivable amount of tv shows commit the mortal sin of not having CCH Pounder in the cast.
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our people yearn for transit
Caltrain popularity among riders at all time high: https://blog.bayareametro.gov/posts/caltrain-popularity-among-riders-all-time-high!
Caltrain popularity among riders at all time high
Caltrain released the results of its 2025 customer satisfaction survey last week, with the rail agency receiving a record high satisfaction rating of 4.41 out of 5, up from 4.02 in 2024.
blog.bayareametro.gov
November 6, 2025 at 4:30 AM
our people yearn for transit
The only way this day gets better is if Clive Barker releases a new book that unleashes a hell orgy by merely being opened.
Brendan Fraser, who led the trio of movies made between 1999 and 2008, and Rachel Weisz, who starred in the first two, are in talks to star in a new #Mummy sequel. Radio Silence is set to direct.
More details here: bit.ly/47Xh7eX
More details here: bit.ly/47Xh7eX
November 5, 2025 at 3:17 AM
The only way this day gets better is if Clive Barker releases a new book that unleashes a hell orgy by merely being opened.
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“Dick Cheney’s dead, and that’s how I lost No Nut November.”- anon.
November 4, 2025 at 3:59 PM
“Dick Cheney’s dead, and that’s how I lost No Nut November.”- anon.
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The NYT is not mad. Please don't put it in the NYT that the NYT got mad.
November 5, 2025 at 2:56 AM
The NYT is not mad. Please don't put it in the NYT that the NYT got mad.
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When a philosopher is secretly a muppet.
November 4, 2025 at 6:56 PM
When a philosopher is secretly a muppet.
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Dick Van Dyke has OUTLIVED Dick Cheney
November 4, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Dick Van Dyke has OUTLIVED Dick Cheney
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the liberal Cheney glazing that's about to ensue though. I might have to log off for a couple days
November 4, 2025 at 11:29 AM
the liberal Cheney glazing that's about to ensue though. I might have to log off for a couple days