Last Feast of Harlequin
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He/Him. Horror propagandist & football shitposter.
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the two types of vehicle are cars and trucks, with every vehicle being a subclass of one of those two. a jeep is a truck. a motorcycle is obviously a car. a boat is a truck. an airplane is a car and a helicopter is a truck. trucks are cars, interestingly enough, and cars are a specific type of chair
February 13, 2026 at 6:06 PM
the two types of vehicle are cars and trucks, with every vehicle being a subclass of one of those two. a jeep is a truck. a motorcycle is obviously a car. a boat is a truck. an airplane is a car and a helicopter is a truck. trucks are cars, interestingly enough, and cars are a specific type of chair
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do you think they shop at the same vest store?
February 13, 2026 at 5:28 PM
do you think they shop at the same vest store?
SILENT HILL continues its journey toward synthesizing ‘90s transgressive horror, Condemned: Criminal Origins, and Soulsborne. (Maybe with some Siren?)
Not sure what I think of TOWNFALL, but I trust Annapurna and (even moreso) the UNTOLD STORIES & OBSERVATION folks.
Not sure what I think of TOWNFALL, but I trust Annapurna and (even moreso) the UNTOLD STORIES & OBSERVATION folks.
February 13, 2026 at 12:41 AM
SILENT HILL continues its journey toward synthesizing ‘90s transgressive horror, Condemned: Criminal Origins, and Soulsborne. (Maybe with some Siren?)
Not sure what I think of TOWNFALL, but I trust Annapurna and (even moreso) the UNTOLD STORIES & OBSERVATION folks.
Not sure what I think of TOWNFALL, but I trust Annapurna and (even moreso) the UNTOLD STORIES & OBSERVATION folks.
This is what really surprised me when I finally played Haunting Ground, et al. The gameplay is meaty as hell while the Amnesia clones had… nothing outside of janky AI pathing. Which is a fine start, but ya gotta grow from there. Hell, look at HG’s chonky alchemy mini game, or CT’s 500 endings.
What's funny is Amnesia's mechanics weren't original to it. Clocktower did this back in the 90s, but Clocktower had a mechanic that Amnesia and Outlast lacked, the ability to make the stalker enemies fuck off for a while. Hidden puzzles and items that change the dynamic of the encounter.
February 12, 2026 at 6:05 PM
This is what really surprised me when I finally played Haunting Ground, et al. The gameplay is meaty as hell while the Amnesia clones had… nothing outside of janky AI pathing. Which is a fine start, but ya gotta grow from there. Hell, look at HG’s chonky alchemy mini game, or CT’s 500 endings.
And now, time to check in on the most wonderful place online:
February 9, 2026 at 5:06 AM
And now, time to check in on the most wonderful place online:
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so far tonight bad bunny has sung more reggaeton songs than the patriots and seahawks combined
February 9, 2026 at 1:38 AM
so far tonight bad bunny has sung more reggaeton songs than the patriots and seahawks combined
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“Mr. Beast Salesforce ad” - they’re calling it the least appealing phrase ever assembled in any language. They finally did it
February 9, 2026 at 2:32 AM
“Mr. Beast Salesforce ad” - they’re calling it the least appealing phrase ever assembled in any language. They finally did it
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i think a key part of woke 2 needs to be relentlessly mocking TPUSA types for their repeated insistence that they need a safe space where nobody is allowed to criticize their horrible, horrible attempts at music, movies, and literature
February 9, 2026 at 1:41 AM
i think a key part of woke 2 needs to be relentlessly mocking TPUSA types for their repeated insistence that they need a safe space where nobody is allowed to criticize their horrible, horrible attempts at music, movies, and literature
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has this drake maye character had his bar mitzvah yet
February 9, 2026 at 1:44 AM
has this drake maye character had his bar mitzvah yet
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the horrified silence that fell over this whole super bowl party at the sight of the good will hunting dunkin commercial
February 9, 2026 at 1:01 AM
the horrified silence that fell over this whole super bowl party at the sight of the good will hunting dunkin commercial
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popes have been weighing in on arms control policy for over 75 years
February 6, 2026 at 3:34 PM
popes have been weighing in on arms control policy for over 75 years
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Many such cases unfortunately.
At this point I'm not sure him dying just once will be enough to sate me.
February 6, 2026 at 3:28 PM
Many such cases unfortunately.
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At this point I'm not sure him dying just once will be enough to sate me.
February 6, 2026 at 3:14 PM
At this point I'm not sure him dying just once will be enough to sate me.
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If your WR1 doesn’t think this way he’s not the one
At media day, someone asked JSN what his job would be if he wasn’t in the NFL and he said “President of the United States”
February 3, 2026 at 5:26 PM
If your WR1 doesn’t think this way he’s not the one
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Rational is upper middle class American for “I am about to say the most bigoted shit you have ever heard while also quoting a philosopher I’ve never actually read.”
February 3, 2026 at 1:27 PM
Rational is upper middle class American for “I am about to say the most bigoted shit you have ever heard while also quoting a philosopher I’ve never actually read.”
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Love to take an invigorating nap by leaning back in my chair with my feet up on the desk, secure in the knowledge that none of the king’s prisoners (especially not the one with the oddly charming rodent confederate) will notice or attempt to misappropriate the ring of keys hanging from my belt
February 3, 2026 at 5:26 PM
Love to take an invigorating nap by leaning back in my chair with my feet up on the desk, secure in the knowledge that none of the king’s prisoners (especially not the one with the oddly charming rodent confederate) will notice or attempt to misappropriate the ring of keys hanging from my belt
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It's not a big mystery: he had money and access to more men with money. And he could give scientists who would otherwise not be able to afford it the trappings of wealth: private jet rides, expensive vacations, access, with impunity, to young girls.
From 2019: Jeffrey Epstein liked to describe himself as a “science philanthropist,” and academics liked to take his money.
As more of Epstein’s enablers are uncovered, it’s worth asking why it was so easy for him to infiltrate science in the first place.
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As more of Epstein’s enablers are uncovered, it’s worth asking why it was so easy for him to infiltrate science in the first place.
Read more from @lopatto.bsky.social:
Jeffrey Epstein infiltrated science because it was ready to accommodate him
What could “nerd tunnel vision” possibly mean?
www.theverge.com
February 3, 2026 at 1:35 PM
It's not a big mystery: he had money and access to more men with money. And he could give scientists who would otherwise not be able to afford it the trappings of wealth: private jet rides, expensive vacations, access, with impunity, to young girls.
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"The mob" = people opposed to child sex predators?
“.. Weiss insists she does not want to cut ties with Attia over his links to sex offender Jeffrey Epstein, and sees it as giving in to the mob.”
@calderone.bsky.social #$PSKY
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@calderone.bsky.social #$PSKY
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February 3, 2026 at 1:38 AM
"The mob" = people opposed to child sex predators?
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On this day in Horror History, IN THE MOUTH OF MADNESS was released in 1995.
February 3, 2026 at 3:01 PM
On this day in Horror History, IN THE MOUTH OF MADNESS was released in 1995.
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BREAKING: Judge dismisses murder, weapons charges against alleged UnitedHealth CEO killer Mangione reut.rs/45Fin56
January 30, 2026 at 3:21 PM
BREAKING: Judge dismisses murder, weapons charges against alleged UnitedHealth CEO killer Mangione reut.rs/45Fin56
If Lana Del Rey does what I think she will in her next album, then her and Ella Langley just might liberate country music from the bullshit of the past 25 years.
January 28, 2026 at 1:42 PM
If Lana Del Rey does what I think she will in her next album, then her and Ella Langley just might liberate country music from the bullshit of the past 25 years.
Ilhan Omar unironically braver than the troops and law enforcement.
January 28, 2026 at 1:09 PM
Ilhan Omar unironically braver than the troops and law enforcement.
This is on Tubi btw.
MAIL ORDER MURDER: THE STORY OF W.A.V.E. PRODUCTIONS
I seen a lot of documentaries, some of them even with good sound, but this one wierded me out, compelled me, made me laugh, and horrified me (AN UNSIMULATED HANGING?!) in equal parts. Might be my favorite horror doc ever. Pure New Jersey.
I seen a lot of documentaries, some of them even with good sound, but this one wierded me out, compelled me, made me laugh, and horrified me (AN UNSIMULATED HANGING?!) in equal parts. Might be my favorite horror doc ever. Pure New Jersey.
January 27, 2026 at 9:51 PM
This is on Tubi btw.
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The one constant thing across all social media platforms, past and present, is that Wil Wheaton will be getting his nose rubbed in the mess he made on the carpet
January 27, 2026 at 7:44 PM
The one constant thing across all social media platforms, past and present, is that Wil Wheaton will be getting his nose rubbed in the mess he made on the carpet