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Last Feast of Harlequin
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He/Him. Horror propagandist & football shitposter.
For the theo nerds. I believe this is the same Rowan Williams that later served as Archbishop of Canterbury.*

*Look I’m not saying it can’t be the white boy who converted to the Ethiopian Orthodox Täwaḥədo Church, but the odds are pretty slim.
November 13, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Bought on a whim, turned out to be the best of the Bond games. Captured the social aspect of Bond better than anything else while being infinitely more interesting than the movies. The shooting’s great, the theme’s a banger, the driving is fun, and the locations fantastic. Couldn’t ask for more.
November 12, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Here’s some comics I recently finished:

GRAVENEYE: lived up to four years worth of hype. Gorgeous & fucked up.

JUMPSCARE: horror flavored Spider-Man. Really fun.

ATHANASIA: powerful in part, disjointed in others. Pulls a lot of punches. Like everything else claiming to be ‘disturbing’—it ain’t.
November 12, 2025 at 3:19 PM
2 volumes down. 14 to go.
1,085 pages read, 6,173 remaining.
‘Bout a 5th into volume 3.

The section on Pseudo-Dionysius in volume 2 should be considered definitive and included in all editions of P-DtA.
November 6, 2025 at 2:12 PM
When a philosopher is secretly a muppet.
November 4, 2025 at 6:56 PM
First volume down. Fifteen to go.

Most significant systematic theology since the Summa.
October 20, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Da fuck do I have a Nancy Pelosi meme…

Oh yeah that makes sense.
October 18, 2025 at 3:02 AM
A most wonderful horror mail. (I don’t remember what I included in the last one and too lazy to look).
October 14, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Hans Urs Von Balthasar says ‘screw cozy fic.’

Sadly, more so than its recent ascendancy, Christians have to be constantly reminded of this. (And Christian media is the ur cozy media).
October 11, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Ownership needs to step up and clean house. This is not Ravens football. Today was the worst, most embarrassing loss in franchise history. There’s no fight in the D. Frustration in the O.

The problems of the last 3 years have come home to roost.
October 6, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Do my eyes deceive me or did Van Ryder Games added legally distinct DARK HARVEST & Sawtooth Jack to the FINAL GIRL game?
October 1, 2025 at 6:07 PM
A fantastic horror mail to kickoff the High Unholy Days of Halloween!
September 30, 2025 at 7:56 PM
No one’s like @horrorsong.blog. No one.
September 26, 2025 at 7:46 PM
That explains why the devs came out made this statement. From their X:
September 26, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Let the bad times roll!
September 25, 2025 at 9:37 PM
This is why HIM is the worst horror movie I’ve ever seen.
September 20, 2025 at 11:21 PM
The biggest sickos.gif in the world.

THE HAPPY MAN is one of my all time favorites—it’s gonna rule having a physical copy to hand.
September 14, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Not always successful in its insane level of ambition, but there’s never been a show like it.

True Detective S1, Criminal Minds, Twin Peaks 3.8, (all of whom, M preceded) and religious horror rolled into one. Called American Zionist doomsday cultists b4 anyone else (as much as 1 could in the ‘90s)
September 12, 2025 at 10:18 PM
The other day @jackguignol.bsky.social said something like he found it baffling that R. Murray Gilchrist isn’t better known.

One Clark Ashton Smith-esque vampire story later and I am baffled that R. Murray Gilchrist isn’t better known.

Holy shit that was phenomenal. Gonna savor this collection.
September 9, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Close up on the Ligotti. Pics don’t do this book justice.
September 8, 2025 at 10:22 PM
H O R R O R M A I L
September 8, 2025 at 10:18 PM
I avoided CROW COUNTRY because when there’s that orgasmic of a response there’s little chance it’s deserved. Ignore the pic below. It means nothing! Nothing!
August 29, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Reading schedule upended by my bud’s, @hazelzorn.bsky.social, book finally arriving! And what a gorgeous book too.
August 29, 2025 at 12:13 AM
without downloading any new images, where are you mentally?
August 26, 2025 at 3:51 AM
You check out a single footnote wrt Karl Edward Wagner and end up spending the afternoon hunting down these potential bangers.
August 23, 2025 at 7:40 PM