fauxdude97
@fauxdude97.bsky.social
Designer Writer Gamer Freak
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my writing portfolio: https://parkerfaux.wixsite.com/website
my substack: https://substack.com/@fauxdude97
22 he/him
my writing portfolio: https://parkerfaux.wixsite.com/website
my substack: https://substack.com/@fauxdude97
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February 4, 2026 at 11:42 PM
presented without context
why do airplane no smoking signs even have the ability to light up if they never turn them off in the first place
January 31, 2026 at 4:44 AM
why do airplane no smoking signs even have the ability to light up if they never turn them off in the first place
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Fellow writers: I am deeply saddened to share that if we want the rewards of having written, we must submit to the mortifying ordeal of writing
January 29, 2026 at 11:26 PM
Fellow writers: I am deeply saddened to share that if we want the rewards of having written, we must submit to the mortifying ordeal of writing
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autism really is like dark souls cuz it can be tricky but no shot is it as hard as some of you make it sound
January 26, 2026 at 9:51 PM
autism really is like dark souls cuz it can be tricky but no shot is it as hard as some of you make it sound
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Fuck Phillip Banks.
Banks wants to empty the Banks, fill our streets with Banks, and run a Bank making operation out of his Banks.
Banks wants to empty the Banks, fill our streets with Banks, and run a Bank making operation out of his Banks.
January 26, 2026 at 8:53 PM
Fuck Phillip Banks.
Banks wants to empty the Banks, fill our streets with Banks, and run a Bank making operation out of his Banks.
Banks wants to empty the Banks, fill our streets with Banks, and run a Bank making operation out of his Banks.
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Billy Joel's priorities are kind of fucked
January 25, 2026 at 5:45 PM
Billy Joel's priorities are kind of fucked
slim jims taste like actual vomit but I can’t stop eating them
January 18, 2026 at 7:21 PM
slim jims taste like actual vomit but I can’t stop eating them
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the best thing about shooters is that bar none. without fail. across decades of video game history. you will play an expertly crafted masterpiece of pacing and design and then it will end on the worst boss fight ever created by human hands
January 15, 2026 at 1:37 PM
the best thing about shooters is that bar none. without fail. across decades of video game history. you will play an expertly crafted masterpiece of pacing and design and then it will end on the worst boss fight ever created by human hands
Post a game you remember playing that nobody else remembers.
January 15, 2026 at 12:58 AM
Post a game you remember playing that nobody else remembers.
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Important UPDATE//
††† NEW ALBUM Leather Temple †††
Release date_02.27.2026
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††† NEW ALBUM Leather Temple †††
Release date_02.27.2026
Pre-order now /
linktr.ee/carpenterbrut
youtu.be/r5ZIWVuUPa8
† LEATHER TEMPLE - NEW ALBUM 02.27.26 †
YouTube video by Carpenter Brut
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January 9, 2026 at 5:15 PM
Important UPDATE//
††† NEW ALBUM Leather Temple †††
Release date_02.27.2026
Pre-order now /
linktr.ee/carpenterbrut
youtu.be/r5ZIWVuUPa8
††† NEW ALBUM Leather Temple †††
Release date_02.27.2026
Pre-order now /
linktr.ee/carpenterbrut
youtu.be/r5ZIWVuUPa8
I wrote over 200,000 words on a fanfiction that will probably never see the light of day, applied to a Master's program, participated in 2 game jams, tried my hand at streaming, and did some volunteer narrative work with some start-ups.
Quote this with what you have accomplished in 2025, no matter how big or small
Reading & writing has kept me alive this year.
Somehow, it’s been my most productive year as an author.
Here’s a guide to what I’ve published in 2025, in case you’ve lost track.
Individual links below but it’s all on itch: danifinn.itch.io
And elsewhere: books2read.com/ap/nAApPp/Da...
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Somehow, it’s been my most productive year as an author.
Here’s a guide to what I’ve published in 2025, in case you’ve lost track.
Individual links below but it’s all on itch: danifinn.itch.io
And elsewhere: books2read.com/ap/nAApPp/Da...
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December 27, 2025 at 8:38 PM
I wrote over 200,000 words on a fanfiction that will probably never see the light of day, applied to a Master's program, participated in 2 game jams, tried my hand at streaming, and did some volunteer narrative work with some start-ups.
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The fuck was I on making this
December 26, 2025 at 8:39 PM
The fuck was I on making this
"Dead Letter Department’s dirty secret is that it doesn’t really need specters and shadows to terrify you. The story oozes with a grim, mundane, and increasingly all-too-common fear: the fear of stagnation."
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2025 Gametrospective: Dead Letter Department
LetItRot
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December 18, 2025 at 3:40 AM
"Dead Letter Department’s dirty secret is that it doesn’t really need specters and shadows to terrify you. The story oozes with a grim, mundane, and increasingly all-too-common fear: the fear of stagnation."
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"The most fascinating thing about Marvel Rivals, to me, is just how easily it could have been a failure... In a million other timelines, this game was a cheap cashgrab that crashed and burned. But it didn’t."
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December 13, 2025 at 1:15 AM
"The most fascinating thing about Marvel Rivals, to me, is just how easily it could have been a failure... In a million other timelines, this game was a cheap cashgrab that crashed and burned. But it didn’t."
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"It’s fitting that I start my retrospectives on 2025 with a game about being a disposable cog for an inefficient fascist theocracy fighting an endless, losing battle against the consequences of its own actions."
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2025 Gametrospective: Warhammer 40K: Darktide
Be Not Merciful
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December 5, 2025 at 5:33 PM
"It’s fitting that I start my retrospectives on 2025 with a game about being a disposable cog for an inefficient fascist theocracy fighting an endless, losing battle against the consequences of its own actions."
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whenever you get obelisked, just remember Him
February 2, 2025 at 2:55 PM
whenever you get obelisked, just remember Him
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presinald trunt
February 1, 2025 at 10:42 PM
presinald trunt
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"and what became of your once-proud people?"
Tolkien elves: "our place in the world seemed to slowly shrink, and we sensed our time had simply passed. We diminished over countless centuries, eventually sailing into the bittersweet twilight of the Undying Lands"
40k elves: "we invented, MegaSlut,
Tolkien elves: "our place in the world seemed to slowly shrink, and we sensed our time had simply passed. We diminished over countless centuries, eventually sailing into the bittersweet twilight of the Undying Lands"
40k elves: "we invented, MegaSlut,
January 25, 2024 at 2:05 AM
"and what became of your once-proud people?"
Tolkien elves: "our place in the world seemed to slowly shrink, and we sensed our time had simply passed. We diminished over countless centuries, eventually sailing into the bittersweet twilight of the Undying Lands"
40k elves: "we invented, MegaSlut,
Tolkien elves: "our place in the world seemed to slowly shrink, and we sensed our time had simply passed. We diminished over countless centuries, eventually sailing into the bittersweet twilight of the Undying Lands"
40k elves: "we invented, MegaSlut,
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Imagine getting your skull smashed open in a cave somewhere and 10,000 years later everyone starts calling you the Cheddar Man
January 30, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Imagine getting your skull smashed open in a cave somewhere and 10,000 years later everyone starts calling you the Cheddar Man