Two Phones Haver
@ocbf.bsky.social
Murdered upon the railroad & laid in a lonesome grave!
Sheeb Bean needs my help to knit socks and by god we're gonna do the damn thing together
February 10, 2026 at 7:47 PM
Sheeb Bean needs my help to knit socks and by god we're gonna do the damn thing together
In a begrudging yet ultimately good faith attempt to explore how loving the computer can help my brain, I have installed the focus friend app developed by John Green
February 10, 2026 at 7:47 PM
In a begrudging yet ultimately good faith attempt to explore how loving the computer can help my brain, I have installed the focus friend app developed by John Green
I think about Obama's new hoagie tax a lot
February 10, 2026 at 5:59 PM
I think about Obama's new hoagie tax a lot
Love a lady who's sorry but she's just really fucking tired
February 10, 2026 at 4:30 PM
Love a lady who's sorry but she's just really fucking tired
If I had legs I'd kick you? More like, if I had letterboxed I'd rate it, above average
February 10, 2026 at 4:28 PM
If I had legs I'd kick you? More like, if I had letterboxed I'd rate it, above average
cs at morning, tradesman take warning
February 9, 2026 at 9:18 PM
cs at morning, tradesman take warning
I was really confident in the .93/1 horse tonnage ratio man
Taylor swift if she were roughly 21 horses who just broke their ankle:
I dunno about you
But I'm twenty tons of glue
I dunno about you
But I'm twenty tons of glue
February 9, 2026 at 4:58 PM
I was really confident in the .93/1 horse tonnage ratio man
Taylor swift if she were roughly 21 horses who just broke their ankle:
I dunno about you
But I'm twenty tons of glue
I dunno about you
But I'm twenty tons of glue
February 9, 2026 at 6:08 AM
Taylor swift if she were roughly 21 horses who just broke their ankle:
I dunno about you
But I'm twenty tons of glue
I dunno about you
But I'm twenty tons of glue
Riding a lime scooter going 25 on the side of the highway screaming over the wind so text to speech can take down my post to bluesky: Guys we need to examine our quietly unhealthy habits
February 8, 2026 at 7:55 PM
Riding a lime scooter going 25 on the side of the highway screaming over the wind so text to speech can take down my post to bluesky: Guys we need to examine our quietly unhealthy habits
alien wake be like it's not a gloop... It's a gorble 👽
February 8, 2026 at 7:46 PM
alien wake be like it's not a gloop... It's a gorble 👽
Now why come they give Larry the chucumbra that big fuckin dick for. I know he had Bob bent over SHIVERING with salsa coming down those thighs that's what's up
February 8, 2026 at 7:29 PM
Now why come they give Larry the chucumbra that big fuckin dick for. I know he had Bob bent over SHIVERING with salsa coming down those thighs that's what's up
You know it is pretty ambiently anti-worker and I still don't care for how the Chinese are presented like Viltrumites but for the most part I was full of shit on this one. Kind of just a normal movie
Keep meaning to rewatch American Factory not because it's good or anything but because its hella menacing and evil masquerading as optimistic future wank
February 8, 2026 at 5:25 PM
You know it is pretty ambiently anti-worker and I still don't care for how the Chinese are presented like Viltrumites but for the most part I was full of shit on this one. Kind of just a normal movie
Optimistic maybe overselling it. Greatly malevolent film
February 8, 2026 at 6:35 AM
Optimistic maybe overselling it. Greatly malevolent film
Keep meaning to rewatch American Factory not because it's good or anything but because its hella menacing and evil masquerading as optimistic future wank
February 8, 2026 at 6:10 AM
Keep meaning to rewatch American Factory not because it's good or anything but because its hella menacing and evil masquerading as optimistic future wank
They'll say whatever they can as long as it keeps pushing this garbage in your eyeballs. "The tech isn't going away" is a declaration of intent
February 8, 2026 at 6:04 AM
They'll say whatever they can as long as it keeps pushing this garbage in your eyeballs. "The tech isn't going away" is a declaration of intent
I could totally go on about the numerous people shaped people every day who don't receive the grace weve extended to Penny but somehow I don't think her team would find that moving
February 8, 2026 at 5:46 AM
I could totally go on about the numerous people shaped people every day who don't receive the grace weve extended to Penny but somehow I don't think her team would find that moving
Last word I promise but It's still very insulting imo to suggest I'm being mean to the AI because of some wider pattern of me mistreating nonhuman objects. No bitch this particular object sucks shit and is poisonous
February 8, 2026 at 5:39 AM
Last word I promise but It's still very insulting imo to suggest I'm being mean to the AI because of some wider pattern of me mistreating nonhuman objects. No bitch this particular object sucks shit and is poisonous
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What's crazy is that all of this is true but even if it wasn't its more valuable to me than anything Claude could shit out
February 7, 2026 at 11:31 PM
What's crazy is that all of this is true but even if it wasn't its more valuable to me than anything Claude could shit out
You wouldn't catch me dead on that OLD bottle. The new bottle is a revolution in large beverage bottle technology and resembles a female in unexpected and thought provoking ways
February 7, 2026 at 8:05 PM
You wouldn't catch me dead on that OLD bottle. The new bottle is a revolution in large beverage bottle technology and resembles a female in unexpected and thought provoking ways
Cause Your His Murrsuiter
His smexy Murrsuiter
I'll goon to you-u oh
His smexy Murrsuiter
I'll goon to you-u oh
February 7, 2026 at 7:49 PM
Cause Your His Murrsuiter
His smexy Murrsuiter
I'll goon to you-u oh
His smexy Murrsuiter
I'll goon to you-u oh
Feel like last night there was a moment where I really hit my stride with the hypersexual veggietales bit
February 7, 2026 at 6:54 PM
Feel like last night there was a moment where I really hit my stride with the hypersexual veggietales bit
Hey here are a few paragraphs from Neal Stephenson snowcrash if that might change your mind
February 7, 2026 at 12:26 PM
Hey here are a few paragraphs from Neal Stephenson snowcrash if that might change your mind
It's a giant pile of money under this city that's getting in the water supply and making people insane
February 7, 2026 at 10:15 AM
It's a giant pile of money under this city that's getting in the water supply and making people insane