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One for the bluesky and one for the load!!
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Everyone on here says “im so glad people on here don’t reflect actual reality”. Bro Actual reality is way more incoherent than “I voted for harm reduction reasons”
December 26, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Everyone on here says “im so glad people on here don’t reflect actual reality”. Bro Actual reality is way more incoherent than “I voted for harm reduction reasons”
When mw2 came out my youth pastor was like “god has a create-a-class for you”
If you were a youth pastor in 2014 you could probably do massive numbers with ‘The Least of Us’
If you were a youth pastor in 2014 you could probably do massive numbers with ‘The Least of Us’
December 26, 2025 at 8:14 PM
When mw2 came out my youth pastor was like “god has a create-a-class for you”
If you were a youth pastor in 2014 you could probably do massive numbers with ‘The Least of Us’
If you were a youth pastor in 2014 you could probably do massive numbers with ‘The Least of Us’
zyn at 11 bucks a can now. Actually almost doubled in price from Wednesday. What are they doing man
December 26, 2025 at 8:00 PM
zyn at 11 bucks a can now. Actually almost doubled in price from Wednesday. What are they doing man
Today is the start of Kwanzaa and also Jared Leto’s birthday. fascinating overlap of events, just an interesting threshold to explore
December 26, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Today is the start of Kwanzaa and also Jared Leto’s birthday. fascinating overlap of events, just an interesting threshold to explore
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Lovely little portraits @cartoondog.bsky.social made of me and @ocbf.bsky.social
December 25, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Lovely little portraits @cartoondog.bsky.social made of me and @ocbf.bsky.social
I don’t know who merry Chris is but apparently he Must
December 25, 2025 at 5:58 PM
I don’t know who merry Chris is but apparently he Must
guy who seems genuinely confused why I would not appreciate him parking his car at the pump while he shops for half an hour
December 24, 2025 at 11:01 PM
guy who seems genuinely confused why I would not appreciate him parking his car at the pump while he shops for half an hour
The oracle said one day people would say “The President raped children” so often it would become boring to read, & I spat in the crones gnarled face
December 24, 2025 at 10:38 PM
The oracle said one day people would say “The President raped children” so often it would become boring to read, & I spat in the crones gnarled face
gamers are crazy man go be with your loved ones bro
December 24, 2025 at 10:33 PM
gamers are crazy man go be with your loved ones bro
Wiiiiiise guyyyyyys
We have Tommy guns
We have Tommy guns
Trump: I am fine. You sound beautiful and cute. How old are you?
Caller: I am eight
Caller: I am eight
December 24, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Wiiiiiise guyyyyyys
We have Tommy guns
We have Tommy guns
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Trump: I am fine. You sound beautiful and cute. How old are you?
Caller: I am eight
Caller: I am eight
December 24, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Trump: I am fine. You sound beautiful and cute. How old are you?
Caller: I am eight
Caller: I am eight
Cenobites be like Thinking abt getting into Fear & Hunger
December 24, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Cenobites be like Thinking abt getting into Fear & Hunger
Mfs be like “God has a plan”
The plan:
The plan:
December 24, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Mfs be like “God has a plan”
The plan:
The plan:
The rootttree situation is such a fun wrinkle on top because it is so obviously unfair to claire 33 but roottrees really is That Good. You should go play it
the ai stink getting on ur most annoying friends goty as well as their goty from last year is such a gift to me specifically
December 24, 2025 at 8:35 PM
The rootttree situation is such a fun wrinkle on top because it is so obviously unfair to claire 33 but roottrees really is That Good. You should go play it
Failtson coworker who was VERY VERY EXCITED to tell me Brian Jordan Alvarez details is getting lots of Larian takes forwarded directly to his inbox today
the ai stink getting on ur most annoying friends goty as well as their goty from last year is such a gift to me specifically
December 24, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Failtson coworker who was VERY VERY EXCITED to tell me Brian Jordan Alvarez details is getting lots of Larian takes forwarded directly to his inbox today
Posted up waiting for Santa like
December 24, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Posted up waiting for Santa like
the ai stink getting on ur most annoying friends goty as well as their goty from last year is such a gift to me specifically
December 24, 2025 at 7:10 PM
the ai stink getting on ur most annoying friends goty as well as their goty from last year is such a gift to me specifically
It’s that time again youtu.be/TC4owAPgylI?...
VAMPMUS (8 CARTI CHRISTMAS SONGS)
YouTube video by DOLE FM
youtu.be
December 24, 2025 at 6:54 PM
It’s that time again youtu.be/TC4owAPgylI?...
I guess that’s too much to ask from a store that loses a hundred k a quarter, a totally normal neutral thing for grocery stores that can’t be blamed on anyone’s business decision making
I kind of had the dumbfuck notion that the Holiday Surprise they were hyping up all month was a Christmas bonus or something and not a case of wet sandwiches from the store deli
December 23, 2025 at 11:34 PM
I guess that’s too much to ask from a store that loses a hundred k a quarter, a totally normal neutral thing for grocery stores that can’t be blamed on anyone’s business decision making
I kind of had the dumbfuck notion that the Holiday Surprise they were hyping up all month was a Christmas bonus or something and not a case of wet sandwiches from the store deli
December 23, 2025 at 11:30 PM
I kind of had the dumbfuck notion that the Holiday Surprise they were hyping up all month was a Christmas bonus or something and not a case of wet sandwiches from the store deli
Legendary miss to not be his colon
Former Sen. Ben Sasse announces that he has been diagnosed with "metastasized, stage-four pancreatic cancer," writing in an X post that the diagnosis is "a death sentence."
Former Sen. Ben Sasse says he was diagnosed with stage-four pancreatic cancer
Sasse wrote in an X post that he learned about the diagnosis last week, calling it a "death sentence."
www.nbcnews.com
December 23, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Legendary miss to not be his colon
It is stupid to claim that a movie needs lasting cultural impact to be good, if you think about it for five seconds
it’s just the movies are not good for other more subjective reasons
it’s just the movies are not good for other more subjective reasons
December 23, 2025 at 7:14 PM
It is stupid to claim that a movie needs lasting cultural impact to be good, if you think about it for five seconds
it’s just the movies are not good for other more subjective reasons
it’s just the movies are not good for other more subjective reasons
ultimately dgaf but i have to agree that avatar hate is forced because personally im don draper to that shit. Genuinely do not think about it at all. It would be like hating on subway surfers
December 23, 2025 at 6:55 PM
ultimately dgaf but i have to agree that avatar hate is forced because personally im don draper to that shit. Genuinely do not think about it at all. It would be like hating on subway surfers