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idgaf abt yall i don’t work tmrw It’s friday
November 6, 2025 at 11:58 PM
idgaf abt yall i don’t work tmrw It’s friday
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this is the only ai video I’ll tolerate
October 29, 2025 at 3:05 PM
this is the only ai video I’ll tolerate
No you need to know if you eat those you’ll end up like him
Stop sharing AI slop.
It's one thing if you don't know or just made a mistake. No need to breathe down someones neck b/c its harder to tell nowadays.
But if you do know (ESPECIALLY IF YOU DO KNOW) even if you're posting it to make fun of it or sharing it unironically... consider not doing that.
It's one thing if you don't know or just made a mistake. No need to breathe down someones neck b/c its harder to tell nowadays.
But if you do know (ESPECIALLY IF YOU DO KNOW) even if you're posting it to make fun of it or sharing it unironically... consider not doing that.
November 6, 2025 at 11:12 PM
No you need to know if you eat those you’ll end up like him
Nah Demeter you crazy for this wtf
November 6, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Nah Demeter you crazy for this wtf
I have to cash out $1 lottery all the time which sucks because I have to give them the dollar without thinking about this and laughing at it/them
November 5, 2025 at 11:47 PM
I have to cash out $1 lottery all the time which sucks because I have to give them the dollar without thinking about this and laughing at it/them
Leftists disdain for the videogame Firewatch, one of the video games depicting parks workers as really bad husbands, is an output of the fact that they are really good husbands
November 5, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Leftists disdain for the videogame Firewatch, one of the video games depicting parks workers as really bad husbands, is an output of the fact that they are really good husbands
Logical endpoint of this line of thought is that it’s good and important for us to do predictive programming, and I just think that’s neat
Hello. This is the government speaking. We were going to do Medicare for all but we couldn’t think of any tv shows that said it was good for us to do that
November 5, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Logical endpoint of this line of thought is that it’s good and important for us to do predictive programming, and I just think that’s neat
you know I was being mean to this guy earlier but it’s true that there’s no other way to do this except for parks and rec
Like yeah, I know, it's uncool and cringe to be idealistic and believe in a mission and swear an oath. You're supposed to believe that everyone in government is corrupt and broken and inept.
Which begs the question, so how do you convince the people to put government in charge of health care?
Which begs the question, so how do you convince the people to put government in charge of health care?
November 5, 2025 at 10:40 PM
you know I was being mean to this guy earlier but it’s true that there’s no other way to do this except for parks and rec
Dude
The fact that a lot of leftists despise Parks and Rec - one of the best and most sympathetic depictions of non-cop government in modern media - is a symptom of the fact that a lot of the left has no idea how to actually implement the policy proposals they want to enact.
The reason 30 Rock succeeds years later while parks and rec has aged like a toilet full of milk, is that 30 Rock doesnt shy away from portraying Liz Lemon as an obvious villian with a victim/hero complex, whereas Leslie Knope was played just a straight hero character, even tho she is a neolib shill
November 5, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Dude
So nobody else reads SGF (sugarfree) and thinks Space Ghost Flurpp huh
November 5, 2025 at 4:30 PM
So nobody else reads SGF (sugarfree) and thinks Space Ghost Flurpp huh
Lowk me but y’all not ready
November 5, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Lowk me but y’all not ready
Lord forgive me but im deinking dr Bob tonight
November 4, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Lord forgive me but im deinking dr Bob tonight
You know if your extra hard throwback difficulty “isn’t in line with the games design” why is there an achievement for it
November 3, 2025 at 7:21 PM
You know if your extra hard throwback difficulty “isn’t in line with the games design” why is there an achievement for it
Hey man I heard they call you Mister Shit. Because you stink and yr pants are full of shit
November 1, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Hey man I heard they call you Mister Shit. Because you stink and yr pants are full of shit
Nice fuckin servers bluesky can I dislike those. Because I do judiciously
November 1, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Nice fuckin servers bluesky can I dislike those. Because I do judiciously
am I crazy for not being mad abt dislikes? lots of sites have a “don’t show me this” button. the discover tab is really bad yall
November 1, 2025 at 12:09 AM
am I crazy for not being mad abt dislikes? lots of sites have a “don’t show me this” button. the discover tab is really bad yall
And here’s where your mother peed
And this is the room where your brothers made turds
Indentions in the seat
Where there bodies once pooped but don’t poop anymore
And this is the room where your brothers made turds
Indentions in the seat
Where there bodies once pooped but don’t poop anymore
October 31, 2025 at 9:55 PM
And here’s where your mother peed
And this is the room where your brothers made turds
Indentions in the seat
Where there bodies once pooped but don’t poop anymore
And this is the room where your brothers made turds
Indentions in the seat
Where there bodies once pooped but don’t poop anymore
Guy riding his bike around the parking lot telling people Ay I got a coalition going. Yeah I got a coalition of four people. think im gonna start saying that whenever im around people
October 31, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Guy riding his bike around the parking lot telling people Ay I got a coalition going. Yeah I got a coalition of four people. think im gonna start saying that whenever im around people
Tapping the sign
i do not begrudge any 23 yo lesbian the right to say she hates men or whatever. seriously what am I being deprived of by not talking to that lady. I don’t play final fantasy 14
October 31, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Tapping the sign