Two Phones Haver
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One for the bluesky and one for the load!!
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Wardrobe refresh finna be littttt 🔥
November 14, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Wardrobe refresh finna be littttt 🔥
Anytime I use windows 10 I feel like the postal Dude
November 14, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Anytime I use windows 10 I feel like the postal Dude
Bugonia? There better not be. I hate incest crawling on me 😡
November 14, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Bugonia? There better not be. I hate incest crawling on me 😡
Can you imagine if allegations of sexual impropriety were brought against Joe Biden. Can you even begin to fathom something so fanciful and absurd
Imagine if Biden was the one with deep ties to Epstein. How would the GOP respond? RW social media would start a viral "Pedo Joe" chant trend, it would lead RW media every day and Congressional Republicans wouldn't let it go. Now, legacy media is forced to cover it because there's a new hook daily.
November 13, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Can you imagine if allegations of sexual impropriety were brought against Joe Biden. Can you even begin to fathom something so fanciful and absurd
It happened to me back when future and hatsune miku were on a track together & my 20ish coworker asked who is miku so I said “oh she’s a cartoon singer kind of like the Gorillaz” & she said Who is That
tbh I don't think I'll ever get over how ridiculous and it is when 40 or 50 or 60 year olds freak out that 20 year olds don't have all the same cultural touchstones that they do. There's been a lot more culture since then, there's no way they can already know all of it.
November 13, 2025 at 10:07 PM
It happened to me back when future and hatsune miku were on a track together & my 20ish coworker asked who is miku so I said “oh she’s a cartoon singer kind of like the Gorillaz” & she said Who is That
you thought that im fishin you?
New look at Ice Spice’s character in ‘The SpongeBob Movie: Search for SquarePants.’
November 13, 2025 at 8:44 PM
you thought that im fishin you?
Excuse me so you’re saying legacy media has been captured by the GOP and that’s why we *cant* get mad at them?
Not excusing the NYT's political coverage, but this person makes an important point. The reason legacy media falls all over itself to cover BS like Benghazi, Hunter Biden's laptop, Hilary's server, etc. is because the entire GOP and their media apparatus takes official actions to make them a story.
The emails that you’re seeing now are news in themselves, but that’s because of how they’re coming out—a congressional committee released them—& the context in which they’re being viewed. A guy emailing a reporter talking about old girlfriends or saying someone is “dirty” is not a whole news story.
November 13, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Excuse me so you’re saying legacy media has been captured by the GOP and that’s why we *cant* get mad at them?
My toxic trait is that Paul’s granny music actually slapped & none of you can appreciate good, fun music. She’s Leaving Home? Bestie that’s a bop. Obladi Oblada? Yes bitch it’s a banger
November 13, 2025 at 7:42 PM
My toxic trait is that Paul’s granny music actually slapped & none of you can appreciate good, fun music. She’s Leaving Home? Bestie that’s a bop. Obladi Oblada? Yes bitch it’s a banger
What kind of cigarette is this? This is a Marlboro No. 27 cigarette. What kind of cigarette is this? This is a Camel Turkish Silver cigarette. What kind of cigarette is this? This is not a cigarette. This is a Black & Mild Wine Wood Tip. What kind of cigarette is thi
November 13, 2025 at 6:34 PM
What kind of cigarette is this? This is a Marlboro No. 27 cigarette. What kind of cigarette is this? This is a Camel Turkish Silver cigarette. What kind of cigarette is this? This is not a cigarette. This is a Black & Mild Wine Wood Tip. What kind of cigarette is thi
IMMORTALITY (2021)
November 13, 2025 at 5:32 PM
IMMORTALITY (2021)
ok this one got me lol
November 13, 2025 at 3:02 AM
ok this one got me lol
Discover feed im ready 🙏
November 13, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Discover feed im ready 🙏
Rs right here fam 💯
November 13, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Rs right here fam 💯
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She got the baggy swamp ass
And the gooch with the fur
The whole club was stinking
That’s her!
And the gooch with the fur
The whole club was stinking
That’s her!
November 13, 2025 at 12:56 AM
She got the baggy swamp ass
And the gooch with the fur
The whole club was stinking
That’s her!
And the gooch with the fur
The whole club was stinking
That’s her!
Reposted by Two Phones Haver
Kind of amazing how much they protected him even before he got the nomination - their commitment to “objectivity “ that masks their cowardice to accurately describe the GOP being applied after he became the standard bearer makes sense, but why before unless they just really like him
To recap: Jeffrey Epstein offered a NY Times reporter photos taken in Epstein's kitchen of Donald Trump and girls in bikinis *and* implored the NYT reporter to put this information in the public discourse in 2015
What did the NY Times editors know about this offer?
What did the NY Times editors know about this offer?
“would you like photos of donald and girls in bikinis in my kitchen?” -Jeffrey Epstein
November 13, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Kind of amazing how much they protected him even before he got the nomination - their commitment to “objectivity “ that masks their cowardice to accurately describe the GOP being applied after he became the standard bearer makes sense, but why before unless they just really like him
There’s something inside you
It’s hard to explain
They’re talking about you boy
They’re calling you gay
I’m giving you a night call
To tell you
That you’re gay
It’s hard to explain
They’re talking about you boy
They’re calling you gay
I’m giving you a night call
To tell you
That you’re gay
November 12, 2025 at 10:10 PM
There’s something inside you
It’s hard to explain
They’re talking about you boy
They’re calling you gay
I’m giving you a night call
To tell you
That you’re gay
It’s hard to explain
They’re talking about you boy
They’re calling you gay
I’m giving you a night call
To tell you
That you’re gay
My fellow Americans, let me be clear: My successor in the White House - and the current 47th President of these United States - is a Diddy blud. And he’s not like us.
November 12, 2025 at 9:37 PM
My fellow Americans, let me be clear: My successor in the White House - and the current 47th President of these United States - is a Diddy blud. And he’s not like us.
The democrats are hard at work triangulating a position between The President Raped Children & The President Is An Imperfect Instrument Of God Performing His Will On Earth. They’re going to crack it any day now
November 12, 2025 at 9:32 PM
The democrats are hard at work triangulating a position between The President Raped Children & The President Is An Imperfect Instrument Of God Performing His Will On Earth. They’re going to crack it any day now
I was unfamiliar but theres a lot of potential to this format
November 12, 2025 at 8:28 PM
I was unfamiliar but theres a lot of potential to this format
Actually officer, it was a parody of Buddy Holly, the Weezer song. We don’t even have Walmart around here
November 12, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Actually officer, it was a parody of Buddy Holly, the Weezer song. We don’t even have Walmart around here
Someone just said “i hope everyone affected by kofi is ok, except for the ones who draw stuff that I don’t like” like how u miss the point that bad bro
November 12, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Someone just said “i hope everyone affected by kofi is ok, except for the ones who draw stuff that I don’t like” like how u miss the point that bad bro
She say do you Plankton i tell her only Sandy i only love my Sponge & my Patrick, im Gary
November 12, 2025 at 7:34 PM
She say do you Plankton i tell her only Sandy i only love my Sponge & my Patrick, im Gary
