fauxdude97
@fauxdude97.bsky.social
Designer Writer Gamer Freak
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my writing portfolio: https://parkerfaux.wixsite.com/website
my substack: https://substack.com/@fauxdude97
22 he/him
my writing portfolio: https://parkerfaux.wixsite.com/website
my substack: https://substack.com/@fauxdude97
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whenever you get obelisked, just remember Him
February 2, 2025 at 2:55 PM
whenever you get obelisked, just remember Him
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presinald trunt
February 1, 2025 at 10:42 PM
presinald trunt
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"and what became of your once-proud people?"
Tolkien elves: "our place in the world seemed to slowly shrink, and we sensed our time had simply passed. We diminished over countless centuries, eventually sailing into the bittersweet twilight of the Undying Lands"
40k elves: "we invented, MegaSlut,
Tolkien elves: "our place in the world seemed to slowly shrink, and we sensed our time had simply passed. We diminished over countless centuries, eventually sailing into the bittersweet twilight of the Undying Lands"
40k elves: "we invented, MegaSlut,
January 25, 2024 at 2:05 AM
"and what became of your once-proud people?"
Tolkien elves: "our place in the world seemed to slowly shrink, and we sensed our time had simply passed. We diminished over countless centuries, eventually sailing into the bittersweet twilight of the Undying Lands"
40k elves: "we invented, MegaSlut,
Tolkien elves: "our place in the world seemed to slowly shrink, and we sensed our time had simply passed. We diminished over countless centuries, eventually sailing into the bittersweet twilight of the Undying Lands"
40k elves: "we invented, MegaSlut,
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Imagine getting your skull smashed open in a cave somewhere and 10,000 years later everyone starts calling you the Cheddar Man
January 30, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Imagine getting your skull smashed open in a cave somewhere and 10,000 years later everyone starts calling you the Cheddar Man
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In the immortal words of Mr. Rogers: "When I was a boy and I would see scary things in the news, my mother would say to me, 'Look for the angry British man yelling at Sam Altman . You will always find the angry British man yelling at Sam Altman.'"
January 29, 2025 at 3:26 PM
In the immortal words of Mr. Rogers: "When I was a boy and I would see scary things in the news, my mother would say to me, 'Look for the angry British man yelling at Sam Altman . You will always find the angry British man yelling at Sam Altman.'"
I was gonna write an angry letter to my local newspapers editor about the federal fund freeze but they rescinded it 5 minutes before I got off work LMAO
January 29, 2025 at 6:28 PM
I was gonna write an angry letter to my local newspapers editor about the federal fund freeze but they rescinded it 5 minutes before I got off work LMAO
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Newsletter: The DeepSeek situation is a moment that should fill Silicon Valley with shame, a monument to the lack of vision and herd mentality of the American tech industry. OpenAI and Anthropic have no moat, no business, no innovation, and I believe no future.
www.wheresyoured.at/deep-impact/
www.wheresyoured.at/deep-impact/
Deep Impact
Soundtrack: The Hives — Hate To Say I Told You So
In the last week or so, but especially over the weekend, the entire generative AI industry has been thrown into chaos.
This won’t be a lengthy, tech...
www.wheresyoured.at
January 29, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Newsletter: The DeepSeek situation is a moment that should fill Silicon Valley with shame, a monument to the lack of vision and herd mentality of the American tech industry. OpenAI and Anthropic have no moat, no business, no innovation, and I believe no future.
www.wheresyoured.at/deep-impact/
www.wheresyoured.at/deep-impact/
iron man gotta have the worst classic rogues gallery ever, either differently-colored evil iron men clones or the most absurd Yellow Peril stereotypes imaginable, no in-between
January 27, 2025 at 5:18 AM
iron man gotta have the worst classic rogues gallery ever, either differently-colored evil iron men clones or the most absurd Yellow Peril stereotypes imaginable, no in-between
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GIORNO: they can't cut off my hands if my hands are ladybugs
ABBACCHIO, TWO SECONDS AWAY FROM A VEIN BURSTING IN HIS BRAIN: I fucking hate you so much you stand fucking sucks
ABBACCHIO, TWO SECONDS AWAY FROM A VEIN BURSTING IN HIS BRAIN: I fucking hate you so much you stand fucking sucks
January 26, 2025 at 5:43 PM
GIORNO: they can't cut off my hands if my hands are ladybugs
ABBACCHIO, TWO SECONDS AWAY FROM A VEIN BURSTING IN HIS BRAIN: I fucking hate you so much you stand fucking sucks
ABBACCHIO, TWO SECONDS AWAY FROM A VEIN BURSTING IN HIS BRAIN: I fucking hate you so much you stand fucking sucks
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Here I am, a factory worker enjoying his lunch in the North End of Boston on January 15, 1919. I’ve survived the influenza pandemic, I’m feeling good about life, and I’ve never been more confident I will not be swallowed up by a flood of liquid sugarcane extract
January 24, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Here I am, a factory worker enjoying his lunch in the North End of Boston on January 15, 1919. I’ve survived the influenza pandemic, I’m feeling good about life, and I’ve never been more confident I will not be swallowed up by a flood of liquid sugarcane extract
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hey media companies since it’s pretty clear you’ve decided supporting hate is more profitable than fighting it can we at least get those episodes of community and iasip back
January 24, 2025 at 6:19 PM
hey media companies since it’s pretty clear you’ve decided supporting hate is more profitable than fighting it can we at least get those episodes of community and iasip back
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I have a lot of opinions on society even though Im in my apartment about 99% of the time
January 24, 2025 at 2:37 AM
I have a lot of opinions on society even though Im in my apartment about 99% of the time
