Warsmith of Illinois
@fakesusan.bsky.social
Sorry in advance about all the Warhammer posts
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Twitter “Catholics” when they read the actual Bible and encounter actual Catholic social teaching:
Apparently he’s on here again? Block on sight, folks. Not worth it
How much of Neil Gaiman's dwindling wealth do you think he spends on bots and PR campaigns to try defending himself on social media.
How much longer do you think he can afford to burn money on a doomed PR campaign
How much longer do you think he can afford to burn money on a doomed PR campaign
February 2, 2026 at 8:07 PM
Apparently he’s on here again? Block on sight, folks. Not worth it
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Okay! This has already inspired a bunch of DMs, so I made a page on the website. If you have 50,000+ Skymiles and would be willing to book flights to get someone home, please fill this out.
Donate Your Skymiles — Stand With Minnesota
Donate your Delta Skymiles to get people home from Texas
www.standwithminnesota.com
February 1, 2026 at 6:22 PM
Okay! This has already inspired a bunch of DMs, so I made a page on the website. If you have 50,000+ Skymiles and would be willing to book flights to get someone home, please fill this out.
My reaction to today’s staff meeting: “The Industrial Revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race”
February 2, 2026 at 6:44 PM
My reaction to today’s staff meeting: “The Industrial Revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race”
If I saw the price out front I would just skip going to the fucking doctor, because every time we have some kind of Event I end up paying hundreds of dollars over the course of months :)
Sen. Roger Marshall on Republican healthcare reforms: "Most importantly, we need to show patients the prices and let them be consumers again"
February 2, 2026 at 2:09 PM
If I saw the price out front I would just skip going to the fucking doctor, because every time we have some kind of Event I end up paying hundreds of dollars over the course of months :)
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people should be more embarrassed to publish their 'AI cautionary tales'. this is what continuous AI use does to your brain. it makes you think this is a thing to publicly say you pay for.
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAJAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*breathes*
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA
*breathes*
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA
February 2, 2026 at 2:01 PM
people should be more embarrassed to publish their 'AI cautionary tales'. this is what continuous AI use does to your brain. it makes you think this is a thing to publicly say you pay for.
The timeline where Jeb! gets memed to the White House is still pretty crappy but also 100x better than this one 😐
February 2, 2026 at 1:46 PM
The timeline where Jeb! gets memed to the White House is still pretty crappy but also 100x better than this one 😐
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good morning everyone. the president of the united states is a demented pedophile who shit his pants on national tv but you still have to go to work like everything is normal
February 2, 2026 at 12:10 PM
good morning everyone. the president of the united states is a demented pedophile who shit his pants on national tv but you still have to go to work like everything is normal
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A note from our editors:
February 1, 2026 at 9:10 PM
A note from our editors:
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This district went +17 for Trump in 2024 and the Democrat won by +14 last night.
I’m thinking “I’ve never fucked a child and I think anyone that has should be killed” is going to be a pretty effective strategy in November.
I’m thinking “I’ve never fucked a child and I think anyone that has should be killed” is going to be a pretty effective strategy in November.
February 1, 2026 at 1:01 PM
This district went +17 for Trump in 2024 and the Democrat won by +14 last night.
I’m thinking “I’ve never fucked a child and I think anyone that has should be killed” is going to be a pretty effective strategy in November.
I’m thinking “I’ve never fucked a child and I think anyone that has should be killed” is going to be a pretty effective strategy in November.
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its really crazy just to think about how much of recent history has been about wealthy and powerful people demanding access to the bodies of young girls
January 31, 2026 at 4:24 PM
its really crazy just to think about how much of recent history has been about wealthy and powerful people demanding access to the bodies of young girls
Remember the Trump staffer feeding abortion pills to his adulterous girlfriend? Remember how she got fired from the White House after choosing life and giving birth?
I have a generalised version of this - while there are specific exceptions, it just feels like a _huge_ proportion of the American conservative movement revealed themselves to not really care about anything? Like, nothing concrete at least. It's all just vague ressentiments around Gender and Race.
tiktok deal and subsequent rebirth, coupled with generalized revelations that most china hawks don’t care at all about trump undermining their supposedly all important great power competition…..is tremendously blackpilling for me.
January 31, 2026 at 1:46 PM
Remember the Trump staffer feeding abortion pills to his adulterous girlfriend? Remember how she got fired from the White House after choosing life and giving birth?
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Lowtax banning hentai from SomethingAwful being one of the more consequential events of the 21st century is going to do me in
“m00t created /pol/ after meeting with Epstein” is my activation phrase
January 31, 2026 at 4:34 AM
Lowtax banning hentai from SomethingAwful being one of the more consequential events of the 21st century is going to do me in
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Seems like he flies under the radar more than most but just to be absolutely clear, Bill Gates is, and has been for decades, a world historic piece of filth.
January 31, 2026 at 1:35 PM
Seems like he flies under the radar more than most but just to be absolutely clear, Bill Gates is, and has been for decades, a world historic piece of filth.
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Portland Maine 01/30/2026
January 31, 2026 at 1:45 AM
Portland Maine 01/30/2026
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Magnus the BEAR
yes he is shiny, ok, I spent a lot of time oiling him up, this is very important for my mental health
yes he is shiny, ok, I spent a lot of time oiling him up, this is very important for my mental health
January 31, 2026 at 3:44 AM
Magnus the BEAR
yes he is shiny, ok, I spent a lot of time oiling him up, this is very important for my mental health
yes he is shiny, ok, I spent a lot of time oiling him up, this is very important for my mental health
No reason to take any “conservative” seriously ever again. “Did Jeffrey Epstein tell you to say that?”
Finding out the alt-right was developed and curated because of JEFFREY FUCKING EPSTEIN bring /pol/ to life is knowledge so cursed that I wish I hadn't learned it.
Because I am SO FUCKING ANGRY that I live in a world bought and operated by these SHIT POSTING FUCKING CHILD RAPISTS. I'm done, man.
Because I am SO FUCKING ANGRY that I live in a world bought and operated by these SHIT POSTING FUCKING CHILD RAPISTS. I'm done, man.
“/pol/ was created after moot met with jeffrey epstein” is maybe the single most cursed true sentence I have ever had the displeasure of writing
January 31, 2026 at 12:04 PM
No reason to take any “conservative” seriously ever again. “Did Jeffrey Epstein tell you to say that?”
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the class of people that can fuck your kids without consequences is called men, and a lot of men think being able to control women and children and rape them and being able to extract endless labor from them is in fact how society should be structured
The Epstein emails should really end the debate over whether society should have billionaires. "Do you want there to be a class of people so powerful they can fuck your kids and no one will even try to do anything" seems like an easy sell if everyone in politics wasn't trying to get on their payroll
January 31, 2026 at 9:57 AM
the class of people that can fuck your kids without consequences is called men, and a lot of men think being able to control women and children and rape them and being able to extract endless labor from them is in fact how society should be structured
Me when my family finally gets sick of my plinking and plunking
January 30, 2026 at 11:49 PM
Me when my family finally gets sick of my plinking and plunking
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The pegging scene in "Melania" was really well-handled. Tasteful yet emotionally gripping.
January 30, 2026 at 8:20 PM
The pegging scene in "Melania" was really well-handled. Tasteful yet emotionally gripping.
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January 30, 2026 at 4:18 PM
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we stand with don lemon and the entire lemon party
January 30, 2026 at 2:49 PM
we stand with don lemon and the entire lemon party
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theres an easy way out of this for every single ice agent, a way out they all have the means to take at any moment they choose
What's morale like at CBP & ICE right now? New survey data are damning.
*21% of CBP respondents (9% of ICE respondents) believe their agencies' political leaders maintain high standards of integrity.
*Only 23% at CBP (18% at ICE) feel confident they could report illegal acts without retribution
*21% of CBP respondents (9% of ICE respondents) believe their agencies' political leaders maintain high standards of integrity.
*Only 23% at CBP (18% at ICE) feel confident they could report illegal acts without retribution
January 30, 2026 at 1:46 PM
theres an easy way out of this for every single ice agent, a way out they all have the means to take at any moment they choose
I would usually hate to talk like this, and God knows I’m no supermodel, but Chaya is the stereotypical “plain unmarried woman who hates anyone with a relationship or anything good in their life at all”
Chaya Raichik, who runs the social media account Libs of TikTok, has spent the days following Alex Pretti’s killing doxxing ordinary working people — teachers, nurses, school board members — for speaking out against federal immigration officials or expressing sympathy for Pretti.
Libs of TikTok is doxxing teachers and nurses who support Alex Pretti or oppose ICE, trying to get them fired
www.mediamatters.org
January 30, 2026 at 12:37 PM
I would usually hate to talk like this, and God knows I’m no supermodel, but Chaya is the stereotypical “plain unmarried woman who hates anyone with a relationship or anything good in their life at all”