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Warsmith of Illinois
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Sorry in advance about all the Warhammer posts
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
November 17, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Twitter “Catholics” when they read the actual Bible and encounter actual Catholic social teaching:
November 14, 2025 at 2:52 PM
November 13, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Cannibal Corpse has the answers we need.
November 13, 2025 at 1:42 PM
One of the healthcare chains around here is called “Carle” and writing yet another check for shit that should be free hurts a little less if I pretend it’s going to this guy
November 6, 2025 at 2:25 PM
November 5, 2025 at 6:51 PM
New office, same coworkers
November 5, 2025 at 3:05 PM
November 5, 2025 at 1:05 PM
If you see this, quote with a robot that isn’t from “Star Wars,” “Star Trek,” “Doctor Who,” or “Transformers.”
October 30, 2025 at 11:20 AM
October 27, 2025 at 7:48 PM
It’s shoulder day
October 26, 2025 at 2:51 PM
As ever, I am spending Sunday at the gym and praying for Something Good
October 26, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Deus In Serpens Nominum
October 25, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Wolf weiners
October 24, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Oh, I almost forgot: it’s Work-In-Progress Wednesday. This was inevitable
October 22, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Some of my new followers probably haven’t creepily spent 20 minutes scrolling my media tab yet. So here is my cat
October 22, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness
October 21, 2025 at 8:07 PM
If you see this, quote with a vampire that isn’t Dracula.
October 21, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Age verification: the doctor ordered me a box to poop in
October 20, 2025 at 11:37 AM
Anyway if it ever seems like I’m extremely unnaturally lucky, be aware that this shirt is magic
October 14, 2025 at 9:58 PM
We are the sons of God and sorrow
We are the ones who see no tomorrow
October 13, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Here they come, the army of the night!
October 13, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Up next: Deus in Serpens Nominum
October 12, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Church time (leg day)
October 12, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Yes I do have other painting projects in flight. Here is a Vespid Stingwing manifesting the “Grunt Birthday Party” skull from Halo
October 12, 2025 at 1:21 PM