Faerie Nuff
@faerienuff.bsky.social
I'm just a girl, standing in front of her government, asking for as much bodily autonomy as a corpse. (She/Her)
I know it worries a lot of you that some of us have been making light of the things exposed in certain emails today. We are taking the crimes seriously. We just also need some mirth, and we've seen how the orange one almost enjoys being hated, but he can't stand being mocked. It's his kryptonite.
November 15, 2025 at 6:12 AM
I know it worries a lot of you that some of us have been making light of the things exposed in certain emails today. We are taking the crimes seriously. We just also need some mirth, and we've seen how the orange one almost enjoys being hated, but he can't stand being mocked. It's his kryptonite.
I will Venmo five American dollars to the first journalist bold enough to ask Trump who Bubba is.
November 14, 2025 at 9:44 PM
I will Venmo five American dollars to the first journalist bold enough to ask Trump who Bubba is.
They didn't have to make it look like a sperm, but that little bit of extra effort is what makes it sing.
November 14, 2025 at 9:43 PM
They didn't have to make it look like a sperm, but that little bit of extra effort is what makes it sing.
This might be a stupid question, but has anyone told the insurance companies how much money they'll lose if they suddenly don't have any customers or subsidies anymore? They were powerful enough to lobby against single payer. Surely they can lobby to keep the subsidies that go right to them.
November 14, 2025 at 6:00 AM
This might be a stupid question, but has anyone told the insurance companies how much money they'll lose if they suddenly don't have any customers or subsidies anymore? They were powerful enough to lobby against single payer. Surely they can lobby to keep the subsidies that go right to them.
Reposted by Faerie Nuff
Oreoboros
oh wow that’s crazy
oreos with bits of
of oreos. in them
Real Bits of Oreos
oreos with bits of
of oreos. in them
Real Bits of Oreos
November 13, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Oreoboros
While people debate over the legality of the ages of the *children* on Epstein Island, I'm here to remind you that even if they were adults, they weren't there willingly. They were trafficked there, and then they were raped, repeatedly, by the rich and powerful, who need to pay for their crimes.
November 13, 2025 at 5:41 PM
While people debate over the legality of the ages of the *children* on Epstein Island, I'm here to remind you that even if they were adults, they weren't there willingly. They were trafficked there, and then they were raped, repeatedly, by the rich and powerful, who need to pay for their crimes.
Yeah, @kenjennings.bsky.social was right. I'm Gen X, and I was yelling at the TV right before he said Gen X was yelling at the TV.
November 13, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Yeah, @kenjennings.bsky.social was right. I'm Gen X, and I was yelling at the TV right before he said Gen X was yelling at the TV.
Reposted by Faerie Nuff
SEATTLE: If you know someone who lives in Seattle and guess they probably voted for Katie Wilson for Mayor, your contribution to this fight is to text them this information about making sure they voted with their signature on the envelope! TEXT them NOW.
There are 1,700 ballots that need signature confirmation. That is enough to change the election.
Go. Check. Your. Ballot.
komonews.com/news/local/s...
Go. Check. Your. Ballot.
komonews.com/news/local/s...
November 11, 2025 at 6:37 AM
SEATTLE: If you know someone who lives in Seattle and guess they probably voted for Katie Wilson for Mayor, your contribution to this fight is to text them this information about making sure they voted with their signature on the envelope! TEXT them NOW.
Jimmy Kimmel turned out to be such a different (kinder) person, it's hard to believe they once hosted The Man Show together.
November 10, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Jimmy Kimmel turned out to be such a different (kinder) person, it's hard to believe they once hosted The Man Show together.
Reposted by Faerie Nuff
Married conservative: A woman's place is at home, not the office.
Divorced conservative: My ex-wife *chose* not to work.
Divorced conservative: My ex-wife *chose* not to work.
November 10, 2025 at 6:09 AM
Married conservative: A woman's place is at home, not the office.
Divorced conservative: My ex-wife *chose* not to work.
Divorced conservative: My ex-wife *chose* not to work.
Reposted by Faerie Nuff
Here...they are:
1. Catherine Cortez Masto (D–Nevada)
2. Jacky Rosen (D–Nevada)
3. John Fetterman (D–Pennsylvania)
4. Dick Durbin (D–Illinois)
5. Tim Kaine (D–Virginia)
6. Maggie Hassan (D–New Hampshire)
7. Jeanne Shaheen (D–New Hampshire)
8. Angus King (I–Maine, caucuses with Democrats)
1. Catherine Cortez Masto (D–Nevada)
2. Jacky Rosen (D–Nevada)
3. John Fetterman (D–Pennsylvania)
4. Dick Durbin (D–Illinois)
5. Tim Kaine (D–Virginia)
6. Maggie Hassan (D–New Hampshire)
7. Jeanne Shaheen (D–New Hampshire)
8. Angus King (I–Maine, caucuses with Democrats)
November 10, 2025 at 7:47 AM
Here...they are:
1. Catherine Cortez Masto (D–Nevada)
2. Jacky Rosen (D–Nevada)
3. John Fetterman (D–Pennsylvania)
4. Dick Durbin (D–Illinois)
5. Tim Kaine (D–Virginia)
6. Maggie Hassan (D–New Hampshire)
7. Jeanne Shaheen (D–New Hampshire)
8. Angus King (I–Maine, caucuses with Democrats)
1. Catherine Cortez Masto (D–Nevada)
2. Jacky Rosen (D–Nevada)
3. John Fetterman (D–Pennsylvania)
4. Dick Durbin (D–Illinois)
5. Tim Kaine (D–Virginia)
6. Maggie Hassan (D–New Hampshire)
7. Jeanne Shaheen (D–New Hampshire)
8. Angus King (I–Maine, caucuses with Democrats)
Yeah, Vance is totally gonna divorce his wife so he's no longer "yoked to a non-believer". Then he's gonna announce his engagement to Erikkka Kirk a few months later.
November 9, 2025 at 6:06 AM
Yeah, Vance is totally gonna divorce his wife so he's no longer "yoked to a non-believer". Then he's gonna announce his engagement to Erikkka Kirk a few months later.
Fun fact: There's no such thing as spiritual warfare; there's just religious people being assholes and getting called out for it.
November 9, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Fun fact: There's no such thing as spiritual warfare; there's just religious people being assholes and getting called out for it.
Reposted by Faerie Nuff
Good morning! AI is being force-fed to you by a handful of billionaires who will lose a bunch of money if they fail to convince you that you need it. You do not need it 🫶
November 6, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Good morning! AI is being force-fed to you by a handful of billionaires who will lose a bunch of money if they fail to convince you that you need it. You do not need it 🫶
Reposted by Faerie Nuff
Atlanta, Chicago, Los Angeles, New York, and San Francisco/Bay Area - here are some restaurants helping with food if you’re struggling with loss of SNAP benefits.
Please share!
Please share!
November 7, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Atlanta, Chicago, Los Angeles, New York, and San Francisco/Bay Area - here are some restaurants helping with food if you’re struggling with loss of SNAP benefits.
Please share!
Please share!
Reposted by Faerie Nuff
Gotta say, I’m not so confident that you do
November 7, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Gotta say, I’m not so confident that you do
So the #NYRangers can literally go big OR they can go home, but they cannot do both.
November 8, 2025 at 2:54 AM
So the #NYRangers can literally go big OR they can go home, but they cannot do both.
Reposted by Faerie Nuff
Since it's now legal to open carry and use Subway subs as we see fit to defeat Nazis, gonna get me a bandolier this weekend and do what obviously comes next.
November 7, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Since it's now legal to open carry and use Subway subs as we see fit to defeat Nazis, gonna get me a bandolier this weekend and do what obviously comes next.
Reposted by Faerie Nuff
Live,
Laugh,
L'Oval Office
Laugh,
L'Oval Office
November 5, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Live,
Laugh,
L'Oval Office
Laugh,
L'Oval Office
Happy about Mamdani's win and what it means for the country, but you know what I'm NOT gonna do? I'm not gonna wear a hat or fly a flag with his name on it, because I'm not a psychopath.
November 5, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Happy about Mamdani's win and what it means for the country, but you know what I'm NOT gonna do? I'm not gonna wear a hat or fly a flag with his name on it, because I'm not a psychopath.
Bomb threats were sent to several polling places, but none of them were actually bombed. They want us to be scared, but all they have is rage and bluster.
November 5, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Bomb threats were sent to several polling places, but none of them were actually bombed. They want us to be scared, but all they have is rage and bluster.
Reposted by Faerie Nuff
Reposted by Faerie Nuff
If you’re still in line, STAY IN LINE
November 5, 2025 at 1:04 AM
If you’re still in line, STAY IN LINE
As I sit down to watch tonight's Jeopardy, I nearly yell out, "God damn it, Ken!"
It should be a good eleven months before any of us have to see the word "spooktacular" again.
November 4, 2025 at 3:01 AM
As I sit down to watch tonight's Jeopardy, I nearly yell out, "God damn it, Ken!"
Youth pastor sitting backwards in a chair: "Lemme tell you about the world's first influencer, a fella by the name of Jesus Christ."
you think the apostles ENJOYED themselves when they ate? wrong. they DOMINATED
November 2, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Youth pastor sitting backwards in a chair: "Lemme tell you about the world's first influencer, a fella by the name of Jesus Christ."