Gödel's Poophole
@evpd.bsky.social
leftist if it matters, nihilist if it doesn't
formerly of garbage twitter, bofa.lol, jorts.horse, currently of bluesky dot social
formerly of garbage twitter, bofa.lol, jorts.horse, currently of bluesky dot social
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Gödel's Poophole
@evpd.bsky.social
· Nov 10
Look guys, some people suck too much shit to be allowed on here so I took proactive measures
You're welcome. Feel free to steal this idea and apply it to other dipshits
@baseballcrank.bsky.social
You're welcome. Feel free to steal this idea and apply it to other dipshits
@baseballcrank.bsky.social
just remember one day it'll happen and then you won't have to wake up and check if it happened anymore, instead you'll get to wake up and smile because you remember it happened
January 17, 2026 at 12:01 AM
just remember one day it'll happen and then you won't have to wake up and check if it happened anymore, instead you'll get to wake up and smile because you remember it happened
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the president has declared war on an american state and the leaders of the opposition wont shut the fuck up about retraining the stormtroopers
January 15, 2026 at 2:23 PM
the president has declared war on an american state and the leaders of the opposition wont shut the fuck up about retraining the stormtroopers
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Yo they won’t even symbolically dismantle it while remaking it under a different name, they’re just saying No we will Not Represent You
SCOOP: A new memo circulating on Capitol Hill urges Democratic lawmakers to instead embrace reforming the agency. New from @lauren-egan.bsky.social: lnk.thebulwark.com/4bzT7kh
Dems Are Begging Their Own to Drop ‘Abolish ICE’
A new memo circulating on Capitol Hill urges Democratic lawmakers to instead embrace reforming the agency.
lnk.thebulwark.com
January 15, 2026 at 2:55 AM
Yo they won’t even symbolically dismantle it while remaking it under a different name, they’re just saying No we will Not Represent You
nobel piss prize
January 16, 2026 at 12:34 PM
nobel piss prize
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ICE keeps saying the people protesting it are being paid without any evidence, but we have receipts showing that the people *defending* ICE are absolutely being paid.
And yet we only hear lies about the former on cable news.
And yet we only hear lies about the former on cable news.
relevant to the debate over whether we should keep funding DHS without reforms and accountability for how out of control their spending is
January 15, 2026 at 4:28 PM
ICE keeps saying the people protesting it are being paid without any evidence, but we have receipts showing that the people *defending* ICE are absolutely being paid.
And yet we only hear lies about the former on cable news.
And yet we only hear lies about the former on cable news.
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this is pathetic to a degree i didn't realize was possible
January 16, 2026 at 5:01 AM
this is pathetic to a degree i didn't realize was possible
wife: did you sleep ok
me: yeah, got some quality honk shoos in there i'll bet
wife: oh, so you were snorkin' it?
😭😭😭
me: yeah, got some quality honk shoos in there i'll bet
wife: oh, so you were snorkin' it?
😭😭😭
January 14, 2026 at 1:29 PM
wife: did you sleep ok
me: yeah, got some quality honk shoos in there i'll bet
wife: oh, so you were snorkin' it?
😭😭😭
me: yeah, got some quality honk shoos in there i'll bet
wife: oh, so you were snorkin' it?
😭😭😭
Eleven seconds for a pick six is so nuts
January 10, 2026 at 12:52 AM
Eleven seconds for a pick six is so nuts
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A million americans died and tens of millions were out of work due to a virus and the anti vaxxers destroyed the CDC and we didn’t get national healthcare
Without revealing your actual age,what's something you remember that if you told a younger person they wouldn't understand?
January 9, 2026 at 1:29 PM
A million americans died and tens of millions were out of work due to a virus and the anti vaxxers destroyed the CDC and we didn’t get national healthcare
DHS policy is to not stand in front of a vehicle because bullets won't stop it and discovering the driver turns out into an unguided missile, agents are required to get out of the way
They wrote this policy because the fucking pigs kept standing in front of vehicles just so they could shoot people
They wrote this policy because the fucking pigs kept standing in front of vehicles just so they could shoot people
January 8, 2026 at 9:15 PM
DHS policy is to not stand in front of a vehicle because bullets won't stop it and discovering the driver turns out into an unguided missile, agents are required to get out of the way
They wrote this policy because the fucking pigs kept standing in front of vehicles just so they could shoot people
They wrote this policy because the fucking pigs kept standing in front of vehicles just so they could shoot people
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I reached out to more than three dozen X advertisers, xAI investors, politicians, and government agencies about the growing library of sexualized deepfakes generated with Grok—now including Renee Good. I only heard back from four, with three declining to comment.
spitfirenews.com/p/grok-deepf...
spitfirenews.com/p/grok-deepf...
Why isn't there a bigger Grok boycott?
Advertisers, politicians, and investors are still all-in on X, despite a sexual abuse crisis.
spitfirenews.com
January 8, 2026 at 9:04 PM
I reached out to more than three dozen X advertisers, xAI investors, politicians, and government agencies about the growing library of sexualized deepfakes generated with Grok—now including Renee Good. I only heard back from four, with three declining to comment.
spitfirenews.com/p/grok-deepf...
spitfirenews.com/p/grok-deepf...
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they literally cannot say that ICE murdering people in the street is bad because it's their job to tell you it's not bad when your local cops do it
Democrats need to understand that they can just say “It’s insane to threaten Greenland” and “I don’t think ICE should murder Americans in the street” and you don’t need to pretend to link it to the affordability crisis.
Say bad things are bad.
Say bad things are bad.
January 8, 2026 at 3:34 PM
they literally cannot say that ICE murdering people in the street is bad because it's their job to tell you it's not bad when your local cops do it
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really aggravating that the NYT has a huge pack of the best journalists on the planet, and then nearly all of the key decisions regarding attention, framing, and overall coverage are driven by a crypto right wing nepo baby and a dozen-ish of his toadies
January 8, 2026 at 2:21 PM
really aggravating that the NYT has a huge pack of the best journalists on the planet, and then nearly all of the key decisions regarding attention, framing, and overall coverage are driven by a crypto right wing nepo baby and a dozen-ish of his toadies
my wife is watching some reels and I just heard:
"the scariest things about Kristi Noem are her current face and her original hair"
and got DAMN I need to step my game up because I am not hating at the level that I now aspire to
"the scariest things about Kristi Noem are her current face and her original hair"
and got DAMN I need to step my game up because I am not hating at the level that I now aspire to
January 8, 2026 at 2:45 AM
my wife is watching some reels and I just heard:
"the scariest things about Kristi Noem are her current face and her original hair"
and got DAMN I need to step my game up because I am not hating at the level that I now aspire to
"the scariest things about Kristi Noem are her current face and her original hair"
and got DAMN I need to step my game up because I am not hating at the level that I now aspire to
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whichever candidate runs on prosecuting every single ice agent fuck to the fullest extent of the law has my vote
January 7, 2026 at 5:43 PM
whichever candidate runs on prosecuting every single ice agent fuck to the fullest extent of the law has my vote
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"what are we going to do with 20,000 ICE agents if we abolish ice" well to start with I think we should all literally spit on them in public for the rest of their lives
January 7, 2026 at 10:24 PM
"what are we going to do with 20,000 ICE agents if we abolish ice" well to start with I think we should all literally spit on them in public for the rest of their lives
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Black people five years ago: you know, they can kill anyone they want to out there
Everybody today: hot damn, did you know they can kill anyone they want to out there?
Everybody today: hot damn, did you know they can kill anyone they want to out there?
January 8, 2026 at 12:46 AM
Black people five years ago: you know, they can kill anyone they want to out there
Everybody today: hot damn, did you know they can kill anyone they want to out there?
Everybody today: hot damn, did you know they can kill anyone they want to out there?
I only fuck with two kinds of AI:
Allen
Iverson
and
(Alleged) Assassins of
Insurance executives
Allen
Iverson
and
(Alleged) Assassins of
Insurance executives
Hey if you use AI for any reason related to today's ICE execution, even if you think you're doing something good or taking some stand against DHS/this government, you are merely engaging with fascism on its side in a way you don't realize. Stop it.
January 8, 2026 at 2:12 AM
I only fuck with two kinds of AI:
Allen
Iverson
and
(Alleged) Assassins of
Insurance executives
Allen
Iverson
and
(Alleged) Assassins of
Insurance executives
If you're in your car and they're going to kill you anyways it does make you wonder what's the point of complying with orders vs literally any other course of action
You and your wife drop your 6-year-old off at school. You just moved here. You see ICE terrorizing your new neighbors. You film them, as is your legal right. Your wife complies with orders. She is then shot in the head. You still have to pick up your child later today.
This could be you.
This could be you.
January 8, 2026 at 2:00 AM
If you're in your car and they're going to kill you anyways it does make you wonder what's the point of complying with orders vs literally any other course of action
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that's so crazy. i'm sure you put him in prison and banned him from ever holding office again right
Five years ago today, the United States Capitol was attacked in a violent insurrection incited by the President of the United States for one purpose: to overturn a free and fair election and cling to power in clear violation of the Constitution.
January 6, 2026 at 4:12 PM
that's so crazy. i'm sure you put him in prison and banned him from ever holding office again right
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remembering when John Chait said "neoliberal" was a slur made up by leftists that never had any meaning aside from "i don't like this person" and someone dug up a dozen Chait articles using the word neoliberalism correctly, in the same way leftists do, and proclaiming it good and successful
Best way to spot a neoliberal is to look for the middle aged white guy in a suit loudly proclaiming that he doesn't know what neoliberalism means.
January 6, 2026 at 1:55 PM
remembering when John Chait said "neoliberal" was a slur made up by leftists that never had any meaning aside from "i don't like this person" and someone dug up a dozen Chait articles using the word neoliberalism correctly, in the same way leftists do, and proclaiming it good and successful
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I will never stop being pissed off about this.
all so the extraction class can accumulate additional boats.
all so the extraction class can accumulate additional boats.
Corporation for Public Broadcasting is officially shutting down months after GOP funding cuts
The CPB's board of directors voted to dissolve the private, nonprofit corporation after 58 years of service.
www.nbcnews.com
January 6, 2026 at 1:58 PM
I will never stop being pissed off about this.
all so the extraction class can accumulate additional boats.
all so the extraction class can accumulate additional boats.
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“I need 185,000 kids to die every year so 27 other kids get less excited about trains.” - RFK Jr between mouthfuls of raw yak meat
January 6, 2026 at 12:17 PM
“I need 185,000 kids to die every year so 27 other kids get less excited about trains.” - RFK Jr between mouthfuls of raw yak meat