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@everythingis42.bsky.social
Feminist. Writer. Camper. Pythoner. Neurospicy. From an Actual Small Town. Unironically described as 'feisty.' Will yell about baseball, football, comfort tv, food, and various other distractions.
Pinned
All of my heroines have resting bitch face.
I hope it happens in 2026 tbh
January 1, 2026 at 5:07 AM
I hope it happens in 2026 tbh
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There aren’t anywhere remotely close to 100 million aliens in the US, undocumented or naturalized.
DHS now says it's aiming for 100 million deportations. In an amazing coincidence, there are 104 million Black and Hispanic people living in the U.S. right now.
![@DHSgov on X: The peace of a nation no longer besieged by the third world.
[Image of a beach] America after 100 million deportations](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:eppsmw5nfmdzhfeymtzd3xbe/bafkreiccvipzc5mayvbrzoo3cxhkp2iayuhphh4grk6lziqajuk7d2leee@jpeg)
January 1, 2026 at 1:43 AM
There aren’t anywhere remotely close to 100 million aliens in the US, undocumented or naturalized.
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I'm gonna be for real with you: If your sourdough starter needs an LED readout, maybe baking isn't for you
December 31, 2025 at 7:58 PM
I'm gonna be for real with you: If your sourdough starter needs an LED readout, maybe baking isn't for you
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Jalen Moss goes into the end zone .... and into the cereal bowl.
December 31, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Jalen Moss goes into the end zone .... and into the cereal bowl.
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the onion has had many “please put down the lathe of heaven” moments but this one tops them all
December 31, 2025 at 8:11 PM
the onion has had many “please put down the lathe of heaven” moments but this one tops them all
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25 Favorite Moments from this past year. Bitterly cold temps and bright sunrise gave us a scene that looked Game of Thrones on this December morning in Chicago. 17 of 25.
December 31, 2025 at 3:49 AM
25 Favorite Moments from this past year. Bitterly cold temps and bright sunrise gave us a scene that looked Game of Thrones on this December morning in Chicago. 17 of 25.
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this remains the greatest synopsis of incel culture one could ever ask for
December 31, 2025 at 3:06 AM
this remains the greatest synopsis of incel culture one could ever ask for
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Worst USPS scandal since this guy
December 29, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Worst USPS scandal since this guy
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25 Favorite Moments from this past year. The Goodyear Blimp paid a a visit to Chicago during Lollapalooza in August. 6 of 25.
December 29, 2025 at 11:16 PM
25 Favorite Moments from this past year. The Goodyear Blimp paid a a visit to Chicago during Lollapalooza in August. 6 of 25.
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It meeeeeeeee
December 29, 2025 at 11:50 PM
It meeeeeeeee
Imagine signing your government name to this quote 🤔
December 29, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Imagine signing your government name to this quote 🤔
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This is a hell of a sentence.
December 29, 2025 at 5:00 PM
This is a hell of a sentence.
"too many USAmericans don't know...."
Yeah that's gonna be an auto block from me, dawg, on at least two levels.
Yeah that's gonna be an auto block from me, dawg, on at least two levels.
December 29, 2025 at 6:05 PM
"too many USAmericans don't know...."
Yeah that's gonna be an auto block from me, dawg, on at least two levels.
Yeah that's gonna be an auto block from me, dawg, on at least two levels.
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Zelensky’s reaction to Trump’s statement that he "wants to see a successful Ukraine."
December 29, 2025 at 10:55 AM
Zelensky’s reaction to Trump’s statement that he "wants to see a successful Ukraine."
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look we're all making a big bet on AI! and if it pays off as big as we hope, well, it's going to make a handful of people super rich and you're going to lose your job but get to watch mickey mouse fuck geralt from the witcher. if it doesn't pay off well then you get to pay for the bailouts
December 29, 2025 at 2:25 AM
look we're all making a big bet on AI! and if it pays off as big as we hope, well, it's going to make a handful of people super rich and you're going to lose your job but get to watch mickey mouse fuck geralt from the witcher. if it doesn't pay off well then you get to pay for the bailouts
Truly wild
🚨🚨🚨 Tornado Watch issued December 28 at 5:52PM EST until December 28 at 9:00PM EST by NWS Northern Indiana 🚨🚨🚨
Additional Details Here.
Additional Details Here.
December 28, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Truly wild
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LeMonde said, not on our watch
December 28, 2025 at 4:25 PM
LeMonde said, not on our watch
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SPC issues Tornado Watch 643 till 2:00Z for portions of IWX
at Sun, 28 Dec 2025 20:46:09 +0000 via IEMbot
Additional Details Here.
at Sun, 28 Dec 2025 20:46:09 +0000 via IEMbot
Additional Details Here.
December 28, 2025 at 8:57 PM
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fine and normal stuff here
The Storm Prediction Center issues Day 1 Slight Convective Risk at Dec 28, 19:46z for portions of IWX
at Sun, 28 Dec 2025 19:47:59 +0000 via IEMbot
Additional Details Here.
at Sun, 28 Dec 2025 19:47:59 +0000 via IEMbot
Additional Details Here.
December 28, 2025 at 8:10 PM
fine and normal stuff here
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In AZ many big corporations pay only the min income tax, $50. They get so many loopholes that they do not pay for the benefits they use -public roads, public safety, public education.
Talarico tells the truth. The biggest welfare queens are big corporate freeloaders
fortune.com/2025/12/20/j...
Talarico tells the truth. The biggest welfare queens are big corporate freeloaders
fortune.com/2025/12/20/j...
James Talarico says the biggest 'welfare queens' in America are 'the giant corporations that don't pay a penny in income taxes' | Fortune
The 2026 Senate hopeful says major corporations cost taxpayers far more than social safety net programs.
fortune.com
December 27, 2025 at 4:56 PM
In AZ many big corporations pay only the min income tax, $50. They get so many loopholes that they do not pay for the benefits they use -public roads, public safety, public education.
Talarico tells the truth. The biggest welfare queens are big corporate freeloaders
fortune.com/2025/12/20/j...
Talarico tells the truth. The biggest welfare queens are big corporate freeloaders
fortune.com/2025/12/20/j...
Lmao
President Trump’s spiteful defamation suit against the Pulitzer Prize Board may backfire, as the latter is now demanding Trump’s psychological records, prescription medication records, and tax returns in the discovery process. trib.al/NzwVe9q
December 28, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Lmao
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Nothing more toxic than a professional woman who tells other women they'd be better off to stay home raising endless babies.
Almost as if she has an ulterior motive 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🙄🙄🙄
Almost as if she has an ulterior motive 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🙄🙄🙄
“Woman Enjoying Career Literally Made Possible by Feminism Declares Feminism a Failure”
December 28, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Nothing more toxic than a professional woman who tells other women they'd be better off to stay home raising endless babies.
Almost as if she has an ulterior motive 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🙄🙄🙄
Almost as if she has an ulterior motive 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🙄🙄🙄