Anna Maltese
@annamaltese.bsky.social
Archer, martial artist, former Simpsons animator, Sylvanas in @Warcraft Legion exp, Lucifer on Mr. Deity. Greatest swordfighter in the North Valley HOA. She/her.
I'm 99.9% certain that it was being compared unfavorably to the poors in her last sentence which caused Elon's brain to delaminate this time.
November 11, 2025 at 4:14 AM
I'm 99.9% certain that it was being compared unfavorably to the poors in her last sentence which caused Elon's brain to delaminate this time.
Sex is great and all but have you ever watched like three videos in a row of that orange maggot getting its face booed off at a Washington Commanders game while it swore in new military personnel
November 10, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Sex is great and all but have you ever watched like three videos in a row of that orange maggot getting its face booed off at a Washington Commanders game while it swore in new military personnel
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A Sunday Word.
No, we’re not going to “class consciousness” our way out of racism and anti-semitism.
November 9, 2025 at 5:03 PM
A Sunday Word.
Good morning from California
November 9, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Good morning from California
I feel like this is a fitting punishment for everything Florida has done to the United States.
November 9, 2025 at 3:59 AM
I feel like this is a fitting punishment for everything Florida has done to the United States.
Trump: "I love the poorly educated."
November 8, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Trump: "I love the poorly educated."
On my way to meet up with some friends at The Grove, I ran into my ol' Simpsons director and dear friend David Silverman. Gave him a lift home and caught up for a while there on projects we're both doing. He'll be directing the next Treehouse of Horror. Great seeing you, Section Two! 🫶🔥
November 8, 2025 at 5:20 AM
On my way to meet up with some friends at The Grove, I ran into my ol' Simpsons director and dear friend David Silverman. Gave him a lift home and caught up for a while there on projects we're both doing. He'll be directing the next Treehouse of Horror. Great seeing you, Section Two! 🫶🔥
We could have had the most good-looking - and brilliant, and compassionate - President but instead white Americans chose the lumpy, corn-filled pile of shit with Dilbert's boss' hair on the right to identify as.
Yeah, I *am* being shallow. Bite me.
Yeah, I *am* being shallow. Bite me.
November 7, 2025 at 6:34 PM
We could have had the most good-looking - and brilliant, and compassionate - President but instead white Americans chose the lumpy, corn-filled pile of shit with Dilbert's boss' hair on the right to identify as.
Yeah, I *am* being shallow. Bite me.
Yeah, I *am* being shallow. Bite me.
Lord, if only
Mike: “This is Trump’s first TV appearance after he died.”
November 7, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Lord, if only
Danny Trejo IS Malcolm McDowell AS Alex IN Judd Apatow's 'A Clockwork Orange'
November 7, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Danny Trejo IS Malcolm McDowell AS Alex IN Judd Apatow's 'A Clockwork Orange'
November 7, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Danny Trejo IS Malcolm McDowell AS Alex IN Judd Apatow's 'A Clockwork Orange'
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This won’t get the headlines NYC and Virginia and New Jersey are getting, but the local results of yesterday’s elections in Salt Lake County (which includes both blue SLC and purple and red suburbs) seem significant.
November 5, 2025 at 11:29 PM
This won’t get the headlines NYC and Virginia and New Jersey are getting, but the local results of yesterday’s elections in Salt Lake County (which includes both blue SLC and purple and red suburbs) seem significant.
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Husband said priority for him as soon as Dems are back in power they, we, should tap our billionaires, tear down the fucking monstrosity, and with the very best historians guiding the project, restore the East Wing. We need to remove the taint of that vulgar orange bastard from our house.
November 6, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Husband said priority for him as soon as Dems are back in power they, we, should tap our billionaires, tear down the fucking monstrosity, and with the very best historians guiding the project, restore the East Wing. We need to remove the taint of that vulgar orange bastard from our house.
Hoagie's Heroes
Yall see the Footlong Felon was found not fully 🤣🤣😭😭😭😭
November 6, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Hoagie's Heroes
In other news: my climbing rose made a bebbeh!
November 6, 2025 at 10:03 PM
In other news: my climbing rose made a bebbeh!
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incredible photo that's definitely worth at least 1,000 words from Andrew Harnik of Getty
November 6, 2025 at 6:10 PM
incredible photo that's definitely worth at least 1,000 words from Andrew Harnik of Getty
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The utter stupidity of pursuing a criminal trial against someone for throwing a sandwich that bounced off a bullet proof vest pissing away hundreds of thousands of dollars for this joke is the perfect encapsulation of this Administration.
November 6, 2025 at 3:41 AM
The utter stupidity of pursuing a criminal trial against someone for throwing a sandwich that bounced off a bullet proof vest pissing away hundreds of thousands of dollars for this joke is the perfect encapsulation of this Administration.
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Tell the billionaires who said they’d move out of New York if Mamdani won to get to the airport early because the lines are long due to the government shutdown orchestrated by billionaire Trump.
Safe travels!
Safe travels!
November 5, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Tell the billionaires who said they’d move out of New York if Mamdani won to get to the airport early because the lines are long due to the government shutdown orchestrated by billionaire Trump.
Safe travels!
Safe travels!
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Good morning to these future governors!
November 5, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Good morning to these future governors!
Damn, I like the sound of Governor Spanberger
November 5, 2025 at 6:20 AM
Damn, I like the sound of Governor Spanberger
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[Narrator: they lost 13 seats]
November 5, 2025 at 4:28 AM
[Narrator: they lost 13 seats]
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Sherrill: As the president is backing away from this ideal, cutting snap, ripping away health care terminating gateway, we here in New Jersey are bound to fight for a different future for our children. Governors have never mattered more.
November 5, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Sherrill: As the president is backing away from this ideal, cutting snap, ripping away health care terminating gateway, we here in New Jersey are bound to fight for a different future for our children. Governors have never mattered more.
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CA Democrats probably just saved the House of Representatives for the entire country but MSNCB decided a mayoral race in NYC was more important to talk about.
We had less than 8 weeks to get this done and managed record turnout.
Stop telling me Democrats are bad at messaging. It’s a MSM problem.
We had less than 8 weeks to get this done and managed record turnout.
Stop telling me Democrats are bad at messaging. It’s a MSM problem.
November 5, 2025 at 4:21 AM
CA Democrats probably just saved the House of Representatives for the entire country but MSNCB decided a mayoral race in NYC was more important to talk about.
We had less than 8 weeks to get this done and managed record turnout.
Stop telling me Democrats are bad at messaging. It’s a MSM problem.
We had less than 8 weeks to get this done and managed record turnout.
Stop telling me Democrats are bad at messaging. It’s a MSM problem.
November 5, 2025 at 4:08 AM