Anna Maltese
@annamaltese.bsky.social
Archer, martial artist, former Simpsons animator, Sylvanas in @Warcraft Legion exp, Lucifer on Mr. Deity. Greatest swordfighter in the North Valley HOA. She/her.
"I am Musk...AND I AM FUNKY!"
November 11, 2025 at 4:34 AM
"I am Musk...AND I AM FUNKY!"
I'm 99.9% certain that it was being compared unfavorably to the poors in her last sentence which caused Elon's brain to delaminate this time.
November 11, 2025 at 4:14 AM
I'm 99.9% certain that it was being compared unfavorably to the poors in her last sentence which caused Elon's brain to delaminate this time.
Good morning from California
November 9, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Good morning from California
I feel like this is a fitting punishment for everything Florida has done to the United States.
November 9, 2025 at 3:59 AM
I feel like this is a fitting punishment for everything Florida has done to the United States.
Trump: "I love the poorly educated."
November 8, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Trump: "I love the poorly educated."
Sure does help when the fascists get tattoos that identify themselves as the fascists they are!
November 8, 2025 at 7:30 AM
Sure does help when the fascists get tattoos that identify themselves as the fascists they are!
On my way to meet up with some friends at The Grove, I ran into my ol' Simpsons director and dear friend David Silverman. Gave him a lift home and caught up for a while there on projects we're both doing. He'll be directing the next Treehouse of Horror. Great seeing you, Section Two! 🫶🔥
November 8, 2025 at 5:20 AM
On my way to meet up with some friends at The Grove, I ran into my ol' Simpsons director and dear friend David Silverman. Gave him a lift home and caught up for a while there on projects we're both doing. He'll be directing the next Treehouse of Horror. Great seeing you, Section Two! 🫶🔥
We could have had the most good-looking - and brilliant, and compassionate - President but instead white Americans chose the lumpy, corn-filled pile of shit with Dilbert's boss' hair on the right to identify as.
Yeah, I *am* being shallow. Bite me.
Yeah, I *am* being shallow. Bite me.
November 7, 2025 at 6:34 PM
We could have had the most good-looking - and brilliant, and compassionate - President but instead white Americans chose the lumpy, corn-filled pile of shit with Dilbert's boss' hair on the right to identify as.
Yeah, I *am* being shallow. Bite me.
Yeah, I *am* being shallow. Bite me.
"He's JUST a CHILD."
November 7, 2025 at 5:07 AM
"He's JUST a CHILD."
Danny Trejo IS Malcolm McDowell AS Alex IN Judd Apatow's 'A Clockwork Orange'
November 7, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Danny Trejo IS Malcolm McDowell AS Alex IN Judd Apatow's 'A Clockwork Orange'
In other news: my climbing rose made a bebbeh!
November 6, 2025 at 10:03 PM
In other news: my climbing rose made a bebbeh!
November 5, 2025 at 4:08 AM
There is always a comfy seat for you, Lieutenant!
Let's see, on the left is more bougainvillea (the taller magenta) and zonal geraniums (the low, bushy peach).
Let's see, on the left is more bougainvillea (the taller magenta) and zonal geraniums (the low, bushy peach).
November 4, 2025 at 12:37 AM
There is always a comfy seat for you, Lieutenant!
Let's see, on the left is more bougainvillea (the taller magenta) and zonal geraniums (the low, bushy peach).
Let's see, on the left is more bougainvillea (the taller magenta) and zonal geraniums (the low, bushy peach).
This one? It's bougainvillea. :)
November 2, 2025 at 11:14 PM
This one? It's bougainvillea. :)
Happy Birthday to Hillary Clinton; former First Lady, NY Senator, Secretary of State, winner of the popular vote in 2016, and total badass. 💙
October 26, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Happy Birthday to Hillary Clinton; former First Lady, NY Senator, Secretary of State, winner of the popular vote in 2016, and total badass. 💙
Finished transplanting the large echeverias into this area. Next: fill in the gaps with smaller colorful sedums.
October 26, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Finished transplanting the large echeverias into this area. Next: fill in the gaps with smaller colorful sedums.
OMG, I had no idea of this! But yes, you're right, it would seem. Settled out of court, then revisited with surprising results. Thank you!
October 26, 2025 at 12:53 AM
OMG, I had no idea of this! But yes, you're right, it would seem. Settled out of court, then revisited with surprising results. Thank you!
First camellia of the season
October 25, 2025 at 2:36 PM
First camellia of the season
Not to brag, but...I do 🥰
October 23, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Not to brag, but...I do 🥰
Is Bernie Sanders also OK with slavery, and accepting money from slavers? Coming to the inescapable conclusion that the answer is yes.
October 22, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Is Bernie Sanders also OK with slavery, and accepting money from slavers? Coming to the inescapable conclusion that the answer is yes.
Why is Bernie Sanders going on the podcast of the guy who was on the Riyadh comedy festival lineup and said that he didn't care that the Saudi royal family still had slaves because they were paying him enough to "look the other way"...? Especially the day after he doubled down on support of a Nazi?
October 22, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Why is Bernie Sanders going on the podcast of the guy who was on the Riyadh comedy festival lineup and said that he didn't care that the Saudi royal family still had slaves because they were paying him enough to "look the other way"...? Especially the day after he doubled down on support of a Nazi?
D'oh! Oh no, where will I go to be accused of being an IDF agent now?
October 22, 2025 at 12:22 AM
D'oh! Oh no, where will I go to be accused of being an IDF agent now?