Evan Markfield
@evanmarkfield.bsky.social
✍️Brand marketing writer,🐏Tar Heel,🗼Carrboroite whose phone is too full of cat photos and is just glad to be here.
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PBS kids is sending me
February 9, 2026 at 1:19 AM
PBS kids is sending me
Tar Heel to Tar Heel Super Bowl touchdown! (Pregame intros notwithstanding)
February 9, 2026 at 2:37 AM
Tar Heel to Tar Heel Super Bowl touchdown! (Pregame intros notwithstanding)
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My takeaway from this rant is even Trump didn’t watch that Kid Rock thing.
February 9, 2026 at 2:16 AM
My takeaway from this rant is even Trump didn’t watch that Kid Rock thing.
This absolutely rules
February 9, 2026 at 2:18 AM
This absolutely rules
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OK "god bless america" and then naming every country in the americas from south to north is absolute king shit
February 9, 2026 at 1:33 AM
OK "god bless america" and then naming every country in the americas from south to north is absolute king shit
What a fun halftime show! I'd feel bad for anyone watching the "other" one if they deserved such sympathy. But alas.
February 9, 2026 at 1:35 AM
What a fun halftime show! I'd feel bad for anyone watching the "other" one if they deserved such sympathy. But alas.
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Bad Bunny Halftime Show doing an easter egg to the 49ers substation electromagnetic field conspiracy theory.
February 9, 2026 at 1:30 AM
Bad Bunny Halftime Show doing an easter egg to the 49ers substation electromagnetic field conspiracy theory.
*hey maybe I'll walk up to franklin!*
*Looks at temperature, pours scotch instead*
*Looks at temperature, pours scotch instead*
February 8, 2026 at 1:49 AM
*hey maybe I'll walk up to franklin!*
*Looks at temperature, pours scotch instead*
*Looks at temperature, pours scotch instead*
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who called it Heated Rivalry and not Fuck Ice
February 6, 2026 at 3:08 PM
who called it Heated Rivalry and not Fuck Ice
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Someone said Republicans are school shooters and Democrats are the Uvalde cops and man…
Democrats want commonsense reform for ICE:
End the roving patrols and racial profiling.
Take accountability and abide by the same rules as local police.
Masks need to come off, body cameras need to stay on—no secret police in the United States of America.
End the roving patrols and racial profiling.
Take accountability and abide by the same rules as local police.
Masks need to come off, body cameras need to stay on—no secret police in the United States of America.
February 3, 2026 at 11:50 PM
Someone said Republicans are school shooters and Democrats are the Uvalde cops and man…
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if you think their business model is based on finding lost puppies, boy do I have an authoritarian military industrial state apparatus to upsell you
“The company launched its Search Party feature in September and, despite some misgivings about it being enabled by default (and concerns around privacy and relationships with law enforcement), the company is taking a victory lap with a Super Bowl commercial.”
Now anyone can tap Ring doorbells to search for lost dogs
Ring says Search Party helps find more than one missing pet a day.
www.theverge.com
February 2, 2026 at 3:07 PM
if you think their business model is based on finding lost puppies, boy do I have an authoritarian military industrial state apparatus to upsell you
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If you still don't think ICE is secret police who's job is to terrorize neighborhoods and nothing else, here you go. Plain as day. If you can't get on board with abolish and dismantle this immediately then you should take a long time to think about what path this leads to. And quickly.
404 Media is publishing a version of the user guide for the Palantir-made tool called ELITE, which lets ICE bring up dossiers on individual people and provides a “confidence score” of their address.
www.404media.co/here-is-the-...
www.404media.co/here-is-the-...
Here is the User Guide for ELITE, the Tool Palantir Made for ICE
404 Media is publishing a version of the user guide for ELITE, which lets ICE bring up dossiers on individual people and provides a “confidence score” of their address.
www.404media.co
February 2, 2026 at 12:27 AM
If you still don't think ICE is secret police who's job is to terrorize neighborhoods and nothing else, here you go. Plain as day. If you can't get on board with abolish and dismantle this immediately then you should take a long time to think about what path this leads to. And quickly.
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10/10 ICE protest sign
January 31, 2026 at 10:20 PM
10/10 ICE protest sign
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Unmarked car, no lights or police insignia. Masked armed men leap out. Victim not in the act of committing any crime. This is not how a serious federal law enforcement agency acts in a free society.
How is this not supposed to be a “right wing paramilitary force loyal to the regime”?
How is this not supposed to be a “right wing paramilitary force loyal to the regime”?
This is just insane. It’s only a matter of time before DHS kills another innocent person here.
(clip via MPR and @davidjbier.bsky.social on X)
(clip via MPR and @davidjbier.bsky.social on X)
January 31, 2026 at 9:34 PM
Unmarked car, no lights or police insignia. Masked armed men leap out. Victim not in the act of committing any crime. This is not how a serious federal law enforcement agency acts in a free society.
How is this not supposed to be a “right wing paramilitary force loyal to the regime”?
How is this not supposed to be a “right wing paramilitary force loyal to the regime”?
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This is the way, make “ok, abolish only ICE” the moderate position.
Amid growing calls for the abolition of ICE, Rep. Delia Ramirez is calling for the entire DHS to be dismantled. Highlighting how much experience the officers who killed Renee Good and Alex Pretti had, Ramirez said, “DHS was built to violate our rights and has been empowered to act with impunity.”
House Democrat Says Abolishing ICE Isn’t Enough — DHS Must Go, Too
“The problem isn’t ‘training.’ DHS was built to violate our rights,” said Rep. Delia C. Ramirez.
truthout.org
January 27, 2026 at 11:30 PM
This is the way, make “ok, abolish only ICE” the moderate position.
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In the past couple days I think I finally came to terms with the unspeakable things the country will have to go through before we get to the other side. A private army with unlimited funding operating outside the law is gonna do some real bad shit before it can be stopped.
January 22, 2026 at 12:34 AM
In the past couple days I think I finally came to terms with the unspeakable things the country will have to go through before we get to the other side. A private army with unlimited funding operating outside the law is gonna do some real bad shit before it can be stopped.
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The absolute accuracy of this.
January 18, 2026 at 10:23 PM
The absolute accuracy of this.
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so some news from the MPLS people in my group chats: ICE seems to be moving into the black/brown enclaves of North Minneapolis ahead of weather conditions that will likely hinder their movement; they want to spend this time making content specifically sparring with minorities, slave patrol shit
January 15, 2026 at 6:39 AM
so some news from the MPLS people in my group chats: ICE seems to be moving into the black/brown enclaves of North Minneapolis ahead of weather conditions that will likely hinder their movement; they want to spend this time making content specifically sparring with minorities, slave patrol shit
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This never happened and he shot her in the face. Look I know most people don't read or watch CBS News to begin with as is evidenced by the ratings, but I don't care what happens going forward when this is over, CBS is done forever. We should've put them down for Big Bang Theory but let's do it now
BREAKING: The ICE agent who fatally shot Renee Good last week in Minneapolis, Jonathan Ross, suffered internal bleeding to the torso following the incident, according to two U.S. officials briefed on his medical condition.
ICE agent who shot Renee Good suffered internal bleeding, officials say
Jonathan Ross, who shot Renee Good in Minneapolis last week, suffered internal bleeding after the incident, two officials said, though it's not clear how extensive the bleeding was.
cbsn.ws
January 14, 2026 at 6:02 PM
This never happened and he shot her in the face. Look I know most people don't read or watch CBS News to begin with as is evidenced by the ratings, but I don't care what happens going forward when this is over, CBS is done forever. We should've put them down for Big Bang Theory but let's do it now
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Note that the fascist is not using the pepper spray for crowd control. He is entering a vehicle unimpeded to depart. He is simply using the pepper spray to physically punish an unarmed citizen he doesn't like.
Big clash this afternoon between DHS agents and protesters in a residential street in Minneapolis, following a DHS agent hitting another vehicle. Tear gas was deployed in people’s yards and agents pepper prayed people.
January 12, 2026 at 9:04 PM
Note that the fascist is not using the pepper spray for crowd control. He is entering a vehicle unimpeded to depart. He is simply using the pepper spray to physically punish an unarmed citizen he doesn't like.
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Paul Verhoeven undefeated in creating a movie that flies right over the heads of the people it’s making fun of
Rightwing influencers are so bad at interpreting source material that they can only do it correctly by accident, when they're trying to make a joke
January 12, 2026 at 2:25 PM
Paul Verhoeven undefeated in creating a movie that flies right over the heads of the people it’s making fun of