Evan Davis
@evandavissports.bsky.social
Co-host of @xowngoals.com
The world is made for people who aren't cursed with self awareness.
The world is made for people who aren't cursed with self awareness.
US women with THREE STRAIGHT STEALS GTFO
US and Norway women just traded three-rock ends in the final qualifying game for the Olympics curling tournament LFGGGGGGGGG
December 11, 2025 at 8:00 PM
US women with THREE STRAIGHT STEALS GTFO
US and Norway women just traded three-rock ends in the final qualifying game for the Olympics curling tournament LFGGGGGGGGG
December 11, 2025 at 6:45 PM
US and Norway women just traded three-rock ends in the final qualifying game for the Olympics curling tournament LFGGGGGGGGG
Olympics bound LFGGGGGGGGG
Look, Shuster seemed in the driver's seat coming out of quals in 2010 and 2014 and we know what happened there, but sweet holy jeezus Casper is a savage
Daniel Casper is just throwing bullets out there. This whole team is full of confidence
December 11, 2025 at 5:35 AM
Olympics bound LFGGGGGGGGG
Look, Shuster seemed in the driver's seat coming out of quals in 2010 and 2014 and we know what happened there, but sweet holy jeezus Casper is a savage
Daniel Casper is just throwing bullets out there. This whole team is full of confidence
December 11, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Look, Shuster seemed in the driver's seat coming out of quals in 2010 and 2014 and we know what happened there, but sweet holy jeezus Casper is a savage
It is surprisingly, delightfully, so so wonderfully good, at every level of its craft. And it is so goddamn horny.
People keep asking if the gay hockey show is good or bad but it is simply too horny for either of those words to apply
December 9, 2025 at 1:58 AM
It is surprisingly, delightfully, so so wonderfully good, at every level of its craft. And it is so goddamn horny.
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How Trinity Rodman Finishes Chances
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December 1, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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35 years of flawless content
you, basic: *awaits mariah carey*
me, cosmopolitan, distinguished, handsome: corona says it’s christmas so it’s christmas
me, cosmopolitan, distinguished, handsome: corona says it’s christmas so it’s christmas
AYYYYYYYY, THERE IT IS
November 29, 2025 at 7:04 PM
35 years of flawless content
Main takeaways from STRANGER THINGS s5 e1-4:
- What if Pizzagate was true tho
- Coming out gives you superpowers
- Vecna is Babadook's cousin (no I will not be explaining this further)
- What if Pizzagate was true tho
- Coming out gives you superpowers
- Vecna is Babadook's cousin (no I will not be explaining this further)
November 27, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Main takeaways from STRANGER THINGS s5 e1-4:
- What if Pizzagate was true tho
- Coming out gives you superpowers
- Vecna is Babadook's cousin (no I will not be explaining this further)
- What if Pizzagate was true tho
- Coming out gives you superpowers
- Vecna is Babadook's cousin (no I will not be explaining this further)
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A women's soccer podcast focusing on tactics and analytics!
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November 18, 2025 at 5:42 PM
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Then, they turn their attentions to Gotham's at-the-death golazo to get them past the Orlando Pride. This game was a tough watch! Can Gotham rely on more offense than Jaedyn Shaw golazos in the Championship?
NWSL Semifinal Recap: Jaedyn Shaw Golazo Sends Gotham Past Pride to Championship
Spotify video
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November 18, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Then, they turn their attentions to Gotham's at-the-death golazo to get them past the Orlando Pride. This game was a tough watch! Can Gotham rely on more offense than Jaedyn Shaw golazos in the Championship?
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Our semifinal recaps are up! The guys first tackle the drubbing the Washington Spirit laid on the Portland Thorns.
NWSL Semifinal Recap: Spirit Deliver the Goods and Send Thorns Packing
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November 18, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Our semifinal recaps are up! The guys first tackle the drubbing the Washington Spirit laid on the Portland Thorns.
Missing New York tonight
November 5, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Missing New York tonight
Right on time: an impending economic crisis arrives on our doorstep and the latest group of 20-somethings gets The Avocado Toast Treatment
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October 31, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Right on time: an impending economic crisis arrives on our doorstep and the latest group of 20-somethings gets The Avocado Toast Treatment
archive.ph/2TI8J
archive.ph/2TI8J
Strong "Big Guy, Little Guy" energy
October 31, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Strong "Big Guy, Little Guy" energy
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MARINE LAYER DEFEATED
October 28, 2025 at 6:51 AM
MARINE LAYER DEFEATED
"Never-Ending Story" on the organ, so savage
October 28, 2025 at 6:46 AM
"Never-Ending Story" on the organ, so savage
You'd expect Absolute Cranks to get worse as the filters drop but Smoltz refreshingly just wants to talk about the snacks he brought to work
this booth is better when both guys are totally exhausted
October 28, 2025 at 6:12 AM
You'd expect Absolute Cranks to get worse as the filters drop but Smoltz refreshingly just wants to talk about the snacks he brought to work
Send the marine layer to jail
October 28, 2025 at 6:10 AM
Send the marine layer to jail
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Ken Jennings: “it’s what John Smoltz did in the 34th inning of Game 3 of the 2025 World Series”
Me: [smashes buzzer with my whole body weight]
Me: [smashes buzzer with my whole body weight]
October 28, 2025 at 5:48 AM
Ken Jennings: “it’s what John Smoltz did in the 34th inning of Game 3 of the 2025 World Series”
Me: [smashes buzzer with my whole body weight]
Me: [smashes buzzer with my whole body weight]
114 miles an hour. The other way. And he's pitching tomorrow.
He's just not a human man
October 28, 2025 at 2:58 AM
114 miles an hour. The other way. And he's pitching tomorrow.
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time for the dodgers bullpen vs the jays bullpen
October 28, 2025 at 2:09 AM
time for the dodgers bullpen vs the jays bullpen
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October 26, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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Always nice to hear from your ex
October 26, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Always nice to hear from your ex
Love when the teams with the big bats and the shitty bullpens square off in the fall classic
October 26, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Love when the teams with the big bats and the shitty bullpens square off in the fall classic