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Ok I will talk about baseball here instead. I co-write The Windup with Ken Rosenthal on The Athletic. It’s a newsletter.
Like, we knew it was gonna be bad, but that doesn’t make the allegations any less shocking.

www.nytimes.com/athletic/679...
Guardians’ Emmanuel Clase, Luis Ortiz indicted on charges linked to illegal sports betting
Ortiz was arrested Sunday in Boston and will appear in court Monday. Clase was not in custody as of early Sunday afternoon.
www.nytimes.com
November 9, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Every sport needs an experimental avant-garde performance art project.

It appears the Rockies and Angels are locked in an intense head-to-head battle to claim that title. Loser has to sign a successful free agent (like the normies do).
November 3, 2025 at 10:24 PM
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Did not expect one of the best paragraphs I’d read about baseball would come from an Irish newspaper

www.irishexaminer.com/sport-column...
November 2, 2025 at 2:22 PM
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If you're still up, and want to read about the game, here's a piece I wrote about the game (free to read with basic sub)
Dodgers Outlast Blue Jays in Instant Classic | Baseball Prospectus
It was the perfect series, full of imperfections.
www.baseballprospectus.com
November 2, 2025 at 7:48 AM
What.
A.
World.
Series.
November 2, 2025 at 4:18 AM
A Blue Jays season-ending walk-off was there for the taking. Instead, Glasgow gets three outs on three pitches.

Game 7 tomorrow

Holy moly
November 1, 2025 at 3:13 AM
I sure am glad I didn't do one of those stupid "I'm so sure the Dodgers will win that if they don't, I'll eat 100 jalapeños or some other self-imposed horrible dare" stunts.

I mean, I *was* that sure. But I'm really glad I didn't do that.
October 30, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Before Trey Yesavage tonight, there were only 11 times that a pitcher struck out 12 or more hitters in a World Series game. The last one to do it: Orlando "El Duque" Hernández in 2000.

(The record is Bob Gibson — 17 in Game 1 of the 1968 World Series)
October 30, 2025 at 2:34 AM
New desire just unlocked:

I desperately want to see a manager get ejected in the middle of an in-game interview
October 30, 2025 at 1:20 AM
"Tie goes to the runner," John Smoltz says, while Daulton Varsho's foot is on the bag very extremely clearly before the ball hits Freddie Freeman's glove.

Clearly beating the throw also goes to the runner, it turns out!
October 30, 2025 at 12:18 AM
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That was the first time in World Series history that two players have hit back-to-back home runs to start a game.
October 30, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Well, he’s not nibbling, but he might start soon after that.
I need Blake Snell not to be miserable to watch tonight. Not for rooting purposes or anything, I just don't need nibbling, inefficient, Blake Snell on my television this particular evening.
October 30, 2025 at 12:12 AM
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Should be wearing a Greinke jersey as a show of solidarity between guys who got a 9-figure deal in LA after abandoning the Royals
I’ve got serious constitutional questions now
October 29, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Maintaining my position that if baseball cannot determine a champion before Oct. 31, the players should have to wear costumes for any Halloween games.

I wanna see a walk-off by someone dressed as Pikachu while Ricky Bobby walks off the mound dejectedly.
There will be baseball on Halloween
October 29, 2025 at 3:52 AM
There will be baseball on Halloween
October 29, 2025 at 3:07 AM
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Shohei having to intentionally walk Vlad would be very funny
October 29, 2025 at 12:58 AM
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Shohei Ohtani has walked in 6 consecutive PA, the longest streak in World Series history

Only other streak of 6 at any point in a single postseason: 2023 Corey Seager, 6

h/t @EliasSports
October 29, 2025 at 12:25 AM
My graphic design isn’t good but it’s at least as good as John Tumpane’s strike zone was in that plate appearance
October 29, 2025 at 12:26 AM
I know he's been in the big leagues since 2018, but once in awhile, I'll be watching Shohei Ohtani pitch and it hits me anew: "This is the same guy who is *also* the best hitter on the planet."

Pretty wild when something can still feel just utterly unbelievable all these years later.
October 29, 2025 at 12:19 AM
You ever go out with a friend and you agree to get back at a reasonable hour but then they have SEVERAL drinks too many and keep you out til the bars close and then an afterparty at a friend’s house and the next day you’re like “dude I hate you so much… yes I’ll hang out with you again tonight”?
October 29, 2025 at 12:07 AM
they should play a couple more innings just for fun
October 28, 2025 at 6:51 AM
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Lol at the organist playing the neverending story theme
October 28, 2025 at 6:46 AM
As each viewer's will to live drains, this game absorbs it, becoming stronger and more un-killable.
October 28, 2025 at 6:44 AM
this game can now legally smoke cigarettes (you are all allowed to have one too)
October 28, 2025 at 6:30 AM
Ohtani has now tied the all-time record for any game, post- or regular season. Nine times on base.
Ohtani is the first player to reach base 7 times in a postseason game.

The regular-season record, if you're wondering, is 9x. It's been done 3 times, most recently by Stan Hack of the Cubs in 1942.

Four players have done it 8x, most recently: Melky Cabrera with the Blue Jays in 2014.
October 28, 2025 at 6:25 AM