Ethan
@ethancantlogoff.bsky.social
What have they done to us? WHAT DID THEY DO TO US?! #1 Victor Wembanyama and Miu Watanabe enjoyer.
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ME: (sobbing, clutching a pistol) Both of you just shut up! Tell me something only the real Santa would know!
SANTA: In March you took a shit in a public bathroom so horrific it made a janitor quit on the spot.
OTHER SANTA: Is that true?
Me: Yes
OTHER SANTA: Jesus Christ. Fuck, man
SANTA: In March you took a shit in a public bathroom so horrific it made a janitor quit on the spot.
OTHER SANTA: Is that true?
Me: Yes
OTHER SANTA: Jesus Christ. Fuck, man
December 25, 2025 at 5:03 AM
ME: (sobbing, clutching a pistol) Both of you just shut up! Tell me something only the real Santa would know!
SANTA: In March you took a shit in a public bathroom so horrific it made a janitor quit on the spot.
OTHER SANTA: Is that true?
Me: Yes
OTHER SANTA: Jesus Christ. Fuck, man
SANTA: In March you took a shit in a public bathroom so horrific it made a janitor quit on the spot.
OTHER SANTA: Is that true?
Me: Yes
OTHER SANTA: Jesus Christ. Fuck, man
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I love working at the Department of Justice and participating in a conspiracy to cover up the demented 80 year old president's sex crimes. I spend 18 hours a day redacting documents and there's a putrid husk where my soul used to be
December 20, 2025 at 12:15 AM
I love working at the Department of Justice and participating in a conspiracy to cover up the demented 80 year old president's sex crimes. I spend 18 hours a day redacting documents and there's a putrid husk where my soul used to be
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Gus calling Bo Jackson “Bojack” my friend do you know you are calling that man a suicidal cartoon horse
December 7, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Gus calling Bo Jackson “Bojack” my friend do you know you are calling that man a suicidal cartoon horse
You're gonna need the 2pts anyway! God, they even hit the "exaaactly".
November 28, 2025 at 10:51 PM
You're gonna need the 2pts anyway! God, they even hit the "exaaactly".
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"This [moment] has left some with the feeling that the cheapest, most craven campaign strategies end up being the most successful. In meaningful ways, Mamdani’s campaign was a case study to prove whether a more optimistic and human approach could work in our political moment. He proved that it can."
a little late, but i wrote about it
An Antidote to Shamelessness
Zohran Mamdani ran an online campaign based on real people and a real message. It worked.
www.theatlantic.com
November 6, 2025 at 10:18 PM
"This [moment] has left some with the feeling that the cheapest, most craven campaign strategies end up being the most successful. In meaningful ways, Mamdani’s campaign was a case study to prove whether a more optimistic and human approach could work in our political moment. He proved that it can."
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‘Historical fact’ fuck off
I spit on the reputation of the U.S. Supreme Court, not that it can get much more degraded than it has already become by the repulsive actions of its disgusting GOP members.
You can hear the transphobic sneer in these words.
You can hear the transphobic sneer in these words.
November 6, 2025 at 10:58 PM
‘Historical fact’ fuck off
I like to think I have self control, but if I'm given anything with fresh flour tortillas, I eat to the point where I feel like a cartoon who swallowed an entire Thanksgiving turkey.
November 6, 2025 at 12:35 AM
I like to think I have self control, but if I'm given anything with fresh flour tortillas, I eat to the point where I feel like a cartoon who swallowed an entire Thanksgiving turkey.
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“It’s a simple question: do you think the inside of my brain is fucked up? A yes or no will suffice!!!!!”
November 6, 2025 at 12:05 AM
“It’s a simple question: do you think the inside of my brain is fucked up? A yes or no will suffice!!!!!”
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If you’re still in line, STAY IN LINE
November 5, 2025 at 1:04 AM
If you’re still in line, STAY IN LINE
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every victory speech is like “to those that did not vote for me just know i will work with you”
nah dawg, we are running lib shit like it’s the four verts offense. gays everywhere. trans folks on every high school field hockey team. get on board or get smoked 42-0 at halftime.
nah dawg, we are running lib shit like it’s the four verts offense. gays everywhere. trans folks on every high school field hockey team. get on board or get smoked 42-0 at halftime.
November 5, 2025 at 1:44 AM
every victory speech is like “to those that did not vote for me just know i will work with you”
nah dawg, we are running lib shit like it’s the four verts offense. gays everywhere. trans folks on every high school field hockey team. get on board or get smoked 42-0 at halftime.
nah dawg, we are running lib shit like it’s the four verts offense. gays everywhere. trans folks on every high school field hockey team. get on board or get smoked 42-0 at halftime.
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do you ever worry that via your posts online you are changing the english language in stupid ways
November 5, 2025 at 12:42 AM
do you ever worry that via your posts online you are changing the english language in stupid ways
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man who tried to slash social security spending promises communism is coming if you just ignore the enormous job losses this year due to the technology he's developing for private profit
October 21, 2025 at 3:49 AM
man who tried to slash social security spending promises communism is coming if you just ignore the enormous job losses this year due to the technology he's developing for private profit
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Margaret Thatcher would have been 100 years old this week, except she isn't
October 15, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Margaret Thatcher would have been 100 years old this week, except she isn't
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no kings except the fellas in the group chat
June 13, 2025 at 9:03 PM
no kings except the fellas in the group chat
I know the Herbert VS Tua debate is over, but nothing could've been more demonstrative than Herbert being that fucking dude followed by Tua being this fucking guy.
October 12, 2025 at 8:04 PM
I know the Herbert VS Tua debate is over, but nothing could've been more demonstrative than Herbert being that fucking dude followed by Tua being this fucking guy.
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I have a theory www.theverge.com/policy/79849...
American politics has devolved into shitposting and aura farming
The Frog is owning the president.
www.theverge.com
October 11, 2025 at 5:32 PM
I have a theory www.theverge.com/policy/79849...
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working on a new unified theory of american reality i'm calling "everyone is twelve now"
September 8, 2025 at 12:37 AM
working on a new unified theory of american reality i'm calling "everyone is twelve now"
How do you have your head so far up your own ass and still not be able to shut the fuck up? It's not even muffled!
We’re system architects at core. We built a decentralized network so you could run your own moderation, but beyond that our upcoming healthy discourse project is taking some swings at the interaction model that drives these dynamics on Bluesky. Excited to start seeing it in action.
October 4, 2025 at 2:38 PM
How do you have your head so far up your own ass and still not be able to shut the fuck up? It's not even muffled!
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Like gravity is a theory
Robert Morris, Texas megachurch pastor, pleads guilty to sexually abusing a child www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
Robert Morris, Texas megachurch pastor, pleads guilty to sexually abusing a child
Under a negotiated plea agreement, he was given a ten year sentence, but he will only serve six months of that sentence.
www.nbcnews.com
October 3, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Like gravity is a theory
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A common thread between Bsky management's attitudes and the increasing bigotry from liberals/centrists is that the gentry really, really resent something they're part of being associated with trans people.
October 2, 2025 at 2:09 PM
A common thread between Bsky management's attitudes and the increasing bigotry from liberals/centrists is that the gentry really, really resent something they're part of being associated with trans people.
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starting to think that an increasingly senile trump is being shown a different reality by his aides by making ai videos of shit and telling him it’s real news
September 30, 2025 at 12:34 AM
starting to think that an increasingly senile trump is being shown a different reality by his aides by making ai videos of shit and telling him it’s real news