Ethan
@ethancantlogoff.bsky.social
What have they done to us? WHAT DID THEY DO TO US?! #1 Victor Wembanyama and Miu Watanabe enjoyer.
Anyway, here's a much better Dave Portnoy story
June 11, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Anyway, here's a much better Dave Portnoy story
Raiden from Mortal Kombat cosplaying as Raiden from Mortal Kombat: Annihilation
April 23, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Raiden from Mortal Kombat cosplaying as Raiden from Mortal Kombat: Annihilation
We all have a favorite cinematic child death, and this might be mine. RIP, child-sized puppet haphazardly thrown under a moving vehicle.
April 21, 2025 at 11:53 PM
We all have a favorite cinematic child death, and this might be mine. RIP, child-sized puppet haphazardly thrown under a moving vehicle.
I'm more of a Demon Knight guy, but the We Hate Movies crew was correct in saying it was impossible to not have a crush on 90s Jada Pinkett.
March 18, 2025 at 9:20 PM
I'm more of a Demon Knight guy, but the We Hate Movies crew was correct in saying it was impossible to not have a crush on 90s Jada Pinkett.
But what if I love Miu Watanabe? What then?
January 20, 2025 at 2:36 AM
But what if I love Miu Watanabe? What then?
I'm doing my part.
January 19, 2025 at 6:09 PM
I'm doing my part.
Don't give up on us
November 26, 2024 at 2:18 AM
Don't give up on us
No phone is safe around Miu Watanabe
November 21, 2024 at 5:14 AM
No phone is safe around Miu Watanabe
Over caffeinated and scrolling through our daily horrors.
November 20, 2024 at 5:35 PM
Over caffeinated and scrolling through our daily horrors.
Blocking every conservative grifter before they get a chance to annoy me.
November 17, 2024 at 12:43 AM
Blocking every conservative grifter before they get a chance to annoy me.
The "Evidence seized included a bear costume and meat claws" before cutting to the costume really got me.
November 16, 2024 at 3:32 AM
The "Evidence seized included a bear costume and meat claws" before cutting to the costume really got me.
The bear thing is dumber than I thought it would be. Really love how awkward it all is.
November 16, 2024 at 3:31 AM
The bear thing is dumber than I thought it would be. Really love how awkward it all is.
The last time I felt even a twinge of patriotism
November 7, 2024 at 1:17 AM
The last time I felt even a twinge of patriotism
News is bleak, man. Anyway, here's Clea Duvall shooting some guns.
October 28, 2024 at 11:13 PM
News is bleak, man. Anyway, here's Clea Duvall shooting some guns.
On that note, the Yellow Power Ranger is ruining my life.
September 27, 2024 at 9:15 PM
On that note, the Yellow Power Ranger is ruining my life.
Wait, do webm files work here?
September 23, 2024 at 5:19 AM
Wait, do webm files work here?
Me scrolling through thirst traps at 2 in the morning
October 19, 2023 at 7:15 PM
Me scrolling through thirst traps at 2 in the morning
No thoughts. Head full of Miu Watanabe.
August 14, 2023 at 3:23 AM
No thoughts. Head full of Miu Watanabe.
Burn it down. Start over. We fucked up.
August 9, 2023 at 2:50 AM
Burn it down. Start over. We fucked up.