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Slow runner, fast walker, bean counter, servant of the felines. Hyperbolic every minute of every day since the dawn of time!
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And yes, I have lofty goals of getting “clinchpoop” and “sandbox croissant” into your lexicon. Former dates back to the 16th Century; latter I saw once on LinkedIn. Dude was taking a right-wing troll to task and he dropped that poetic epithet. I’m a cat owner. I assume it means what it sounds like.
Repost with an iconic fictional band
(Couldn’t find a GIF, that’s how iconic!)
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(Couldn’t find a GIF, that’s how iconic!)
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November 12, 2025 at 7:20 AM
Repost with an iconic fictional band
(Couldn’t find a GIF, that’s how iconic!)
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(Couldn’t find a GIF, that’s how iconic!)
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New Julius candid just dropped, you’re welcome
November 12, 2025 at 6:19 AM
New Julius candid just dropped, you’re welcome
actual text I sent tonight:
“Every time God moves a goalpost, She opens a five hole”
My work here is done, probably
“Every time God moves a goalpost, She opens a five hole”
My work here is done, probably
November 12, 2025 at 4:52 AM
actual text I sent tonight:
“Every time God moves a goalpost, She opens a five hole”
My work here is done, probably
“Every time God moves a goalpost, She opens a five hole”
My work here is done, probably
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Breaking: Judge Gibson rejects the Legislature’s congressional boundaries. Chooses the plaintiffs Map 1. A solid northern SLCO district that strongly favors a Democrat.
November 11, 2025 at 6:50 AM
Breaking: Judge Gibson rejects the Legislature’s congressional boundaries. Chooses the plaintiffs Map 1. A solid northern SLCO district that strongly favors a Democrat.
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Being pissed is fine. It’s good. Saying that Democrats are the ones who took health care subsidies away is a vicious fucking lie that is meant to demotivate people, to republicans’ benefit, and you know it.
November 11, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Being pissed is fine. It’s good. Saying that Democrats are the ones who took health care subsidies away is a vicious fucking lie that is meant to demotivate people, to republicans’ benefit, and you know it.
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I think the thing that depresses me the most is watching how many people here look at events and seem to have decided to max out on cynicism and apathy. Deciding they’re smarter than anyone else because they know nothing is going to change and everyone is a villain. Thanks, dipshits. Good work.
November 11, 2025 at 12:37 PM
I think the thing that depresses me the most is watching how many people here look at events and seem to have decided to max out on cynicism and apathy. Deciding they’re smarter than anyone else because they know nothing is going to change and everyone is a villain. Thanks, dipshits. Good work.
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SEAAAATTTTTLE KRAKEN
GOAL!!!!!!!!!!!!
SHANE WRIGHT WITH THE OVERTIME GOAL OH MY GOODNESS
WHAT A WIN
WHAT A GAME
KRAKEN WIN
KRAKEN WIN
KRAKEN WIN
#SEAKRAKEN
GOAL!!!!!!!!!!!!
SHANE WRIGHT WITH THE OVERTIME GOAL OH MY GOODNESS
WHAT A WIN
WHAT A GAME
KRAKEN WIN
KRAKEN WIN
KRAKEN WIN
#SEAKRAKEN
November 9, 2025 at 2:49 AM
SEAAAATTTTTLE KRAKEN
GOAL!!!!!!!!!!!!
SHANE WRIGHT WITH THE OVERTIME GOAL OH MY GOODNESS
WHAT A WIN
WHAT A GAME
KRAKEN WIN
KRAKEN WIN
KRAKEN WIN
#SEAKRAKEN
GOAL!!!!!!!!!!!!
SHANE WRIGHT WITH THE OVERTIME GOAL OH MY GOODNESS
WHAT A WIN
WHAT A GAME
KRAKEN WIN
KRAKEN WIN
KRAKEN WIN
#SEAKRAKEN
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I've seen this go by a few times on TikTok now and I have to say, I love this idea. We need a way to convince people to keep running even if they don't win, maybe building the loss into it as a troll move is the secret.
November 6, 2025 at 12:49 AM
I've seen this go by a few times on TikTok now and I have to say, I love this idea. We need a way to convince people to keep running even if they don't win, maybe building the loss into it as a troll move is the secret.
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Last night’s election results, in a nutshell.
(watching this legitimately made me laugh out loud)
(watching this legitimately made me laugh out loud)
November 6, 2025 at 6:19 AM
Last night’s election results, in a nutshell.
(watching this legitimately made me laugh out loud)
(watching this legitimately made me laugh out loud)
Last thing I’ll burble about tonight: finally got off my duff and back in the pews on Sunday, because dammit, gotta find a silver lining to the return of Standard Time.
It felt good. Restorative.
Today, I learned we do this… 🥹
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It felt good. Restorative.
Today, I learned we do this… 🥹
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November 6, 2025 at 6:01 AM
Last thing I’ll burble about tonight: finally got off my duff and back in the pews on Sunday, because dammit, gotta find a silver lining to the return of Standard Time.
It felt good. Restorative.
Today, I learned we do this… 🥹
www.reddit.com/r/Episcopali...
It felt good. Restorative.
Today, I learned we do this… 🥹
www.reddit.com/r/Episcopali...
I always assumed the package design was to prepare our generation’s phlebotomists for one-strike veinipuncture.
I knew I would never be the one, but now I can’t even open a “resealable” freezer package at the “tear here” notch.
All those years of physical paper-pushing. Fingers like bald tires.
🏳️
I knew I would never be the one, but now I can’t even open a “resealable” freezer package at the “tear here” notch.
All those years of physical paper-pushing. Fingers like bald tires.
🏳️
damn, i need a couple of minutes just to open the thing!
i can drink a capri sun in less than 5 seconds
November 6, 2025 at 5:49 AM
I always assumed the package design was to prepare our generation’s phlebotomists for one-strike veinipuncture.
I knew I would never be the one, but now I can’t even open a “resealable” freezer package at the “tear here” notch.
All those years of physical paper-pushing. Fingers like bald tires.
🏳️
I knew I would never be the one, but now I can’t even open a “resealable” freezer package at the “tear here” notch.
All those years of physical paper-pushing. Fingers like bald tires.
🏳️
That does it. Every time the Kraken play the Sharks, I’m betting on the Sharks. See you all in rich morally-injured gambler Hell
November 6, 2025 at 5:09 AM
That does it. Every time the Kraken play the Sharks, I’m betting on the Sharks. See you all in rich morally-injured gambler Hell
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Manosphere "everyone is twelve now"
“I’m strong and I want to have like fifty kids and a farm”
“I don’t want to eat vegetables I think steak and French fries is the only meal” hell yeah homie you’re twelve
“if there’s crime we should just send the army” bless your heart my twelve year old buddy
“I’m strong and I want to have like fifty kids and a farm”
“I don’t want to eat vegetables I think steak and French fries is the only meal” hell yeah homie you’re twelve
“if there’s crime we should just send the army” bless your heart my twelve year old buddy
"The government should give me a girlfriend, who I hate." That's right lil man, you're twelve.
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November 5, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Manosphere "everyone is twelve now"
“I’m strong and I want to have like fifty kids and a farm”
“I don’t want to eat vegetables I think steak and French fries is the only meal” hell yeah homie you’re twelve
“if there’s crime we should just send the army” bless your heart my twelve year old buddy
“I’m strong and I want to have like fifty kids and a farm”
“I don’t want to eat vegetables I think steak and French fries is the only meal” hell yeah homie you’re twelve
“if there’s crime we should just send the army” bless your heart my twelve year old buddy
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Last night I dreamt about the office where I worked from c. 2005-2011. I still had my old cubicle with my two inboxes. I was suddenly a young, admittedly lazy Associate Accounting Clerk again.
And I found free Diet Cherry Coke in the break room.
And I woke up a little bit sad that it wasn’t real.
And I found free Diet Cherry Coke in the break room.
And I woke up a little bit sad that it wasn’t real.
November 5, 2025 at 6:09 AM
Last night I dreamt about the office where I worked from c. 2005-2011. I still had my old cubicle with my two inboxes. I was suddenly a young, admittedly lazy Associate Accounting Clerk again.
And I found free Diet Cherry Coke in the break room.
And I woke up a little bit sad that it wasn’t real.
And I found free Diet Cherry Coke in the break room.
And I woke up a little bit sad that it wasn’t real.
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😎😎😎😎 GOOD THINGS CAN STILL HAPPEN 😎😎😎😎
November 5, 2025 at 5:22 AM
😎😎😎😎 GOOD THINGS CAN STILL HAPPEN 😎😎😎😎
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My obligatory post pointing out that Democrats win when Democrats show up to vote.
Turnout is everything. Voting is everything. It's more important and more effective than any rally. This is how positive change is ACTUALLY made.
No "protest" voting. No withholding your vote. Just VOTING.
Turnout is everything. Voting is everything. It's more important and more effective than any rally. This is how positive change is ACTUALLY made.
No "protest" voting. No withholding your vote. Just VOTING.
November 5, 2025 at 2:45 AM
My obligatory post pointing out that Democrats win when Democrats show up to vote.
Turnout is everything. Voting is everything. It's more important and more effective than any rally. This is how positive change is ACTUALLY made.
No "protest" voting. No withholding your vote. Just VOTING.
Turnout is everything. Voting is everything. It's more important and more effective than any rally. This is how positive change is ACTUALLY made.
No "protest" voting. No withholding your vote. Just VOTING.
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Forgot that punchbowl was some kinda news site so for a few seconds I thought wow that must have been a pretty crazy accident
*DICK CHENEY DEAD AT 84: PUNCHBOWL
November 4, 2025 at 11:32 AM
Forgot that punchbowl was some kinda news site so for a few seconds I thought wow that must have been a pretty crazy accident
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This would work for so many funerals
Biden at the funeral opening a worthers candy for ten straight minutes, the sound echoing through the whole place
November 4, 2025 at 12:46 PM
This would work for so many funerals
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Dick Cheney did more than anyone else to build up expansive and destructive executive branch powers in the wake of 9/11; he lived to see another president turn those same powers against his own daughter.
He should be a warning sign to the GOP today but too many of them are in the cult.
He should be a warning sign to the GOP today but too many of them are in the cult.
November 4, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Dick Cheney did more than anyone else to build up expansive and destructive executive branch powers in the wake of 9/11; he lived to see another president turn those same powers against his own daughter.
He should be a warning sign to the GOP today but too many of them are in the cult.
He should be a warning sign to the GOP today but too many of them are in the cult.
Some of the people whose jaws are in the Mariana Trench right now are like,
“I’ve never sat around being helpless cannon fodder while an untreated Cluster-B personality disorder got everything they wanted by throwing temper tantrums and refusing to try hygiene!”
And it shows
“I’ve never sat around being helpless cannon fodder while an untreated Cluster-B personality disorder got everything they wanted by throwing temper tantrums and refusing to try hygiene!”
And it shows
November 4, 2025 at 7:11 AM
Some of the people whose jaws are in the Mariana Trench right now are like,
“I’ve never sat around being helpless cannon fodder while an untreated Cluster-B personality disorder got everything they wanted by throwing temper tantrums and refusing to try hygiene!”
And it shows
“I’ve never sat around being helpless cannon fodder while an untreated Cluster-B personality disorder got everything they wanted by throwing temper tantrums and refusing to try hygiene!”
And it shows
Hot take no one asked for:
Behind every NLOG PickMe! is a low-quality dude who cheerfully accepts PickMe!Dollars
FFS stop pissing down the rope
Behind every NLOG PickMe! is a low-quality dude who cheerfully accepts PickMe!Dollars
FFS stop pissing down the rope
November 4, 2025 at 6:29 AM
Hot take no one asked for:
Behind every NLOG PickMe! is a low-quality dude who cheerfully accepts PickMe!Dollars
FFS stop pissing down the rope
Behind every NLOG PickMe! is a low-quality dude who cheerfully accepts PickMe!Dollars
FFS stop pissing down the rope
Nominating Joel right now for poet laureate of the United States (or whatever literate republic succeeds it)
November 4, 2025 at 5:58 AM
Nominating Joel right now for poet laureate of the United States (or whatever literate republic succeeds it)