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Slow runner, fast walker, bean counter, servant of the felines. Hyperbolic every minute of every day since the dawn of time!
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And yes, I have lofty goals of getting “clinchpoop” and “sandbox croissant” into your lexicon. Former dates back to the 16th Century; latter I saw once on LinkedIn. Dude was taking a right-wing troll to task and he dropped that poetic epithet. I’m a cat owner. I assume it means what it sounds like.
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This is what fucking happens if our Fellow Goddamn Americans vote for the worst stupidest most crooked bigots in the universe to have absolute power over us.
February 13, 2026 at 3:38 AM
This is what fucking happens if our Fellow Goddamn Americans vote for the worst stupidest most crooked bigots in the universe to have absolute power over us.
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To quote another post I made: I'm pretty sure that the people who screamed that Kamala was a genocidal fascist who was worst than Trump and spent the entire campaign begging people not to vote for her did not actually vote for Kamala.
February 13, 2026 at 1:07 AM
To quote another post I made: I'm pretty sure that the people who screamed that Kamala was a genocidal fascist who was worst than Trump and spent the entire campaign begging people not to vote for her did not actually vote for Kamala.
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Over on threads someone just use ai;dr and we all need to adopt that right quick
February 11, 2026 at 7:56 PM
Over on threads someone just use ai;dr and we all need to adopt that right quick
💯 This goes double for all the “no longer Republicans” who insist that their obsession with guns and their contempt for marginalized groups makes them “left-er than thou“ and somehow absolves them of having to do the dirty work of supporting viable progress instead of their Couch Potato Fantasies
So sick of “no longer republicans” blaming everyone else for their failure to keep their old party from going full fascist and expecting Dems to do all the saving. Shame your former colleagues from having sold their spines for campaign cash.
February 12, 2026 at 4:15 AM
💯 This goes double for all the “no longer Republicans” who insist that their obsession with guns and their contempt for marginalized groups makes them “left-er than thou“ and somehow absolves them of having to do the dirty work of supporting viable progress instead of their Couch Potato Fantasies
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Spicy take, but the 20% of the people who don't make it back to a stable life still deserve to have their basic needs met.
“In Finland, the number of homeless people has fallen sharply. Those affected receive a small apartment & counselling with no preconditions. 4 out of 5 people affected make their way back to a stable life. And all this is CHEAPER than accepting homelessness.”
IT SAVES PUBLIC MONEY to house people.
IT SAVES PUBLIC MONEY to house people.
Finland ends homelessness and provides shelter for all in need - scoop.me
In Finland, the number of homeless people has fallen sharply. Why? The country applies the "Housing First" concept agains homelessness.
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February 8, 2026 at 6:51 AM
Spicy take, but the 20% of the people who don't make it back to a stable life still deserve to have their basic needs met.
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when someone posts a screenshot from something without providing a link to it or any context for it, and it gets your blood riled up, ask yourself whether the thing making you mad even makes any sense and whether you might want to learn more before melting down
February 11, 2026 at 5:46 AM
when someone posts a screenshot from something without providing a link to it or any context for it, and it gets your blood riled up, ask yourself whether the thing making you mad even makes any sense and whether you might want to learn more before melting down
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Join me in reporting and blocking.
February 11, 2026 at 4:03 AM
Join me in reporting and blocking.
February 11, 2026 at 4:14 AM
No town deserves this. My heart goes out to Tumbler Ridge, B.C.
February 11, 2026 at 4:10 AM
No town deserves this. My heart goes out to Tumbler Ridge, B.C.
Slightly less stark than the collapse of the dipshit fantasy that deporting migrant laborers will somehow open up cushy careers for white guys:
The immense brain-drain of losing highly educated knowledge workers with a strong work ethic, and seeing them replaced by the cheapest townies on deck
The immense brain-drain of losing highly educated knowledge workers with a strong work ethic, and seeing them replaced by the cheapest townies on deck
February 11, 2026 at 1:45 AM
Slightly less stark than the collapse of the dipshit fantasy that deporting migrant laborers will somehow open up cushy careers for white guys:
The immense brain-drain of losing highly educated knowledge workers with a strong work ethic, and seeing them replaced by the cheapest townies on deck
The immense brain-drain of losing highly educated knowledge workers with a strong work ethic, and seeing them replaced by the cheapest townies on deck
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This explains the leaders of the New Atheist movement
Excellent point- a lot of evangelicalism: Protestant work ethic, suffering as moral purity, eschatological thinking (it's the apocalypse!) in Leftist organizing spaces. A lot of us haven't deconstructed as thoroughly as we think we have.
equal to 'suffering makes you good, guilt purifies you, repent before the lord'
Some people put on a new political badge, and call it deconstruction. Meanwhile, the core beliefs still run their lives. And just like a ChristoNat, become outraged when others don't follow their self-imposed rules
Some people put on a new political badge, and call it deconstruction. Meanwhile, the core beliefs still run their lives. And just like a ChristoNat, become outraged when others don't follow their self-imposed rules
February 8, 2026 at 8:37 PM
This explains the leaders of the New Atheist movement
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Looks like the anti-voting bots are in full force. You'd have to be an utter idiot to fall for posts like these.
January 28, 2026 at 3:06 AM
Looks like the anti-voting bots are in full force. You'd have to be an utter idiot to fall for posts like these.
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MAGA lost the Superbowl.
MAGA lost the half-time show.
MAGA lost the Green Day kick-off show.
MAGA lost the Carlile “America the Beautiful.”
MAGA lost the Puth National Anthem.
MAGA lost.
MAGA lost the half-time show.
MAGA lost the Green Day kick-off show.
MAGA lost the Carlile “America the Beautiful.”
MAGA lost the Puth National Anthem.
MAGA lost.
February 9, 2026 at 3:55 AM
MAGA lost the Superbowl.
MAGA lost the half-time show.
MAGA lost the Green Day kick-off show.
MAGA lost the Carlile “America the Beautiful.”
MAGA lost the Puth National Anthem.
MAGA lost.
MAGA lost the half-time show.
MAGA lost the Green Day kick-off show.
MAGA lost the Carlile “America the Beautiful.”
MAGA lost the Puth National Anthem.
MAGA lost.
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Ask him to recommend a sandwich place, and Bernie will somehow find the one sandwich place in the entire country that is a front for the SVR or something.
A level of terrible judgment in people to compete with Masayoshi Son, Elon, or your average 20th C. rock star.
A level of terrible judgment in people to compete with Masayoshi Son, Elon, or your average 20th C. rock star.
honestly at this point I wouldn't trust Bernie to recommend me a sandwich place.
Always remember that Tulsi Gabbard wouldn't have been so close to power without Bernie Sanders propping her up.
February 9, 2026 at 5:02 AM
Ask him to recommend a sandwich place, and Bernie will somehow find the one sandwich place in the entire country that is a front for the SVR or something.
A level of terrible judgment in people to compete with Masayoshi Son, Elon, or your average 20th C. rock star.
A level of terrible judgment in people to compete with Masayoshi Son, Elon, or your average 20th C. rock star.
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honestly at this point I wouldn't trust Bernie to recommend me a sandwich place.
Always remember that Tulsi Gabbard wouldn't have been so close to power without Bernie Sanders propping her up.
February 9, 2026 at 4:27 AM
honestly at this point I wouldn't trust Bernie to recommend me a sandwich place.
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I've said it before and I'll say it again
"We can't fix the Dems, we need a new viable third party" is the political equivalent of "we can't fix Earth's environment, let's colonize Mars"
In that however hard the first one might be - maybe very! - the second one is orders of magnitude harder
"We can't fix the Dems, we need a new viable third party" is the political equivalent of "we can't fix Earth's environment, let's colonize Mars"
In that however hard the first one might be - maybe very! - the second one is orders of magnitude harder
February 6, 2026 at 9:09 PM
I've said it before and I'll say it again
"We can't fix the Dems, we need a new viable third party" is the political equivalent of "we can't fix Earth's environment, let's colonize Mars"
In that however hard the first one might be - maybe very! - the second one is orders of magnitude harder
"We can't fix the Dems, we need a new viable third party" is the political equivalent of "we can't fix Earth's environment, let's colonize Mars"
In that however hard the first one might be - maybe very! - the second one is orders of magnitude harder
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We put on an all-Yiddish community production of fiddler on the roof in Philadelphia and cast member and local artist Sofie Rose Seymour created the most amazing show poster that ever was
February 6, 2026 at 5:10 AM
We put on an all-Yiddish community production of fiddler on the roof in Philadelphia and cast member and local artist Sofie Rose Seymour created the most amazing show poster that ever was
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related, if someone is uncomfortable with you being better educated than they are, they're a loser
If I had to give one piece of relationship advice to young women who are attracted to men, it would be to only date men you think would be fine with you making more. Nothing wrong with him making more or even you being a stay at home mom. But if he'd be triggered by you making more, he's a loser.
I don't know how many girls got psyoped into thinking being strong and independent was loser shit and the tradwife life was all fun and games, but any number above zero is too many.
February 6, 2026 at 3:33 AM
related, if someone is uncomfortable with you being better educated than they are, they're a loser
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Nations don’t “aid” cities. Cities are the economic engines of nations.
Giving cities back money they generate is not only fair and appropriate, it’s smart and necessary.
No nation can prosper, or even survive, if it’s attacking its cities. Period.
Giving cities back money they generate is not only fair and appropriate, it’s smart and necessary.
No nation can prosper, or even survive, if it’s attacking its cities. Period.
Markwayne Mullin: "I agree with what Lindsey is saying on defunding these sanctuary cities. We should pull our TSA agents out of their airports and not allow their airpot to be classified as international or even a regional hub. We should pull all of our aid."
February 3, 2026 at 3:04 AM
Nations don’t “aid” cities. Cities are the economic engines of nations.
Giving cities back money they generate is not only fair and appropriate, it’s smart and necessary.
No nation can prosper, or even survive, if it’s attacking its cities. Period.
Giving cities back money they generate is not only fair and appropriate, it’s smart and necessary.
No nation can prosper, or even survive, if it’s attacking its cities. Period.
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Soda that gives you the news
January 31, 2026 at 8:28 AM
Soda that gives you the news
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Meanwhile, in Canada: One of the Heated Rivalry boys gave one of the show’s fabricated Team Canada Olympics fleeces to the prime minister and this happened
January 30, 2026 at 1:33 AM
Meanwhile, in Canada: One of the Heated Rivalry boys gave one of the show’s fabricated Team Canada Olympics fleeces to the prime minister and this happened
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3-0 #Seakraken
Dunn and McCann pressure the exit allowing Larsson to eventually get the puck, stretch it back to McCann who draws iron but Eberle cashes in on the rebound.
Dunn and McCann pressure the exit allowing Larsson to eventually get the puck, stretch it back to McCann who draws iron but Eberle cashes in on the rebound.
January 28, 2026 at 4:44 AM
3-0 #Seakraken
Dunn and McCann pressure the exit allowing Larsson to eventually get the puck, stretch it back to McCann who draws iron but Eberle cashes in on the rebound.
Dunn and McCann pressure the exit allowing Larsson to eventually get the puck, stretch it back to McCann who draws iron but Eberle cashes in on the rebound.
This is HALF the crowd that showed up to a weekend matinee of “Monkeybone” that I went to when it was released here in Podunk a quarter century ago.
FLOTUS IS HALF A PODUNK MONKEYBONE, everyone!
(I wonder if the other guy saw this news today and thought of me…probably not)
FLOTUS IS HALF A PODUNK MONKEYBONE, everyone!
(I wonder if the other guy saw this news today and thought of me…probably not)
January 27, 2026 at 3:55 AM
This is HALF the crowd that showed up to a weekend matinee of “Monkeybone” that I went to when it was released here in Podunk a quarter century ago.
FLOTUS IS HALF A PODUNK MONKEYBONE, everyone!
(I wonder if the other guy saw this news today and thought of me…probably not)
FLOTUS IS HALF A PODUNK MONKEYBONE, everyone!
(I wonder if the other guy saw this news today and thought of me…probably not)
May we all endeavor to live our lives in such a way that people honor our deaths this beautifully, this powerfully
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brass solidarity band performing “stand by me” in the streets of whittier next to alex pretti’s memorial. the crowd started chanting “the people united will never be defeated” so they incorporated it into the song. i love minneapolis
January 27, 2026 at 3:48 AM
May we all endeavor to live our lives in such a way that people honor our deaths this beautifully, this powerfully
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