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Slow runner, fast walker, bean counter, servant of the felines. Hyperbolic every minute of every day since the dawn of time!
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And yes, I have lofty goals of getting “clinchpoop” and “sandbox croissant” into your lexicon. Former dates back to the 16th Century; latter I saw once on LinkedIn. Dude was taking a right-wing troll to task and he dropped that poetic epithet. I’m a cat owner. I assume it means what it sounds like.
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They should invent a government that isn’t senile pedophile adolf hitler
November 14, 2025 at 4:59 AM
They should invent a government that isn’t senile pedophile adolf hitler
Promising middle-aged man’s bright future derailed by pesky complaints of HOMELESS KID HE MANIPULATED TO PROVIDE BONER-RESOLUTION SHE COULDN’T CONSENT TO
It’s like the whole world is Utah anymore and I hate it
It’s like the whole world is Utah anymore and I hate it
That mean homeless teenager, upending the career of Matt Gaetz.
What on EARTH is @nytimes.com doing?!
She did not “have sex.” She was raped. Because she was a child below the age of consent.
SHE did not “set off a chain of events.” MATT GAETZ set off that train.
What on EARTH is @nytimes.com doing?!
She did not “have sex.” She was raped. Because she was a child below the age of consent.
SHE did not “set off a chain of events.” MATT GAETZ set off that train.
A teenager in Florida with a homeless parent wanted money for braces and ended up having sex for money with powerful men, setting off a chain of events that would have a dramatic impact on her life and help upend the political career of Representative Matt Gaetz. nyti.ms/49PSkL9
November 14, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Promising middle-aged man’s bright future derailed by pesky complaints of HOMELESS KID HE MANIPULATED TO PROVIDE BONER-RESOLUTION SHE COULDN’T CONSENT TO
It’s like the whole world is Utah anymore and I hate it
It’s like the whole world is Utah anymore and I hate it
I genuinely don’t know how to feel about Coinbase ads featuring “Creature Comforts.”
I’m happy for Aardman Animation, and I’m also old enough to remember A) OG Creature Comforts and B) getting ornery when an already-successful creator “sold out.”
I’m happy for Aardman Animation, and I’m also old enough to remember A) OG Creature Comforts and B) getting ornery when an already-successful creator “sold out.”
a cartoon dog is wearing a party hat and scarf
ALT: a cartoon dog is wearing a party hat and scarf
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November 14, 2025 at 4:00 AM
I genuinely don’t know how to feel about Coinbase ads featuring “Creature Comforts.”
I’m happy for Aardman Animation, and I’m also old enough to remember A) OG Creature Comforts and B) getting ornery when an already-successful creator “sold out.”
I’m happy for Aardman Animation, and I’m also old enough to remember A) OG Creature Comforts and B) getting ornery when an already-successful creator “sold out.”
I predict that the low-info anti-trafficking dupes who went Q will fall away over this, because they genuinely care about kids being exploited.
But a lot of other Qberts just wanted a socially-acceptable excuse to read lurid torture stories on the Internet all day.
And those ones will stay MAGA.
But a lot of other Qberts just wanted a socially-acceptable excuse to read lurid torture stories on the Internet all day.
And those ones will stay MAGA.
Best case: The President of the United States knew about a pedophilia ring and did nothing to stop it.
Medium case: He also used his office to protect the perpetrators.
Worst case: Because he was one of the perpetrators.
Medium case: He also used his office to protect the perpetrators.
Worst case: Because he was one of the perpetrators.
November 14, 2025 at 1:07 AM
I predict that the low-info anti-trafficking dupes who went Q will fall away over this, because they genuinely care about kids being exploited.
But a lot of other Qberts just wanted a socially-acceptable excuse to read lurid torture stories on the Internet all day.
And those ones will stay MAGA.
But a lot of other Qberts just wanted a socially-acceptable excuse to read lurid torture stories on the Internet all day.
And those ones will stay MAGA.
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What's from Chicago, hates Illinois Nazis, and is holy as fuck?
It's the Pope in 1982.
It's the Pope in 1982.
November 13, 2025 at 1:37 AM
What's from Chicago, hates Illinois Nazis, and is holy as fuck?
It's the Pope in 1982.
It's the Pope in 1982.
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Black coat, white shoes, black hat, Cadillac yeah
The pope’s a time bomb
The pope’s a time bomb
November 13, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Black coat, white shoes, black hat, Cadillac yeah
The pope’s a time bomb
The pope’s a time bomb
Repost with an iconic fictional band
(Couldn’t find a GIF, that’s how iconic!)
youtu.be/csATriX8Ed0?...
(Couldn’t find a GIF, that’s how iconic!)
youtu.be/csATriX8Ed0?...
November 12, 2025 at 7:20 AM
Repost with an iconic fictional band
(Couldn’t find a GIF, that’s how iconic!)
youtu.be/csATriX8Ed0?...
(Couldn’t find a GIF, that’s how iconic!)
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New Julius candid just dropped, you’re welcome
November 12, 2025 at 6:19 AM
New Julius candid just dropped, you’re welcome
actual text I sent tonight:
“Every time God moves a goalpost, She opens a five hole”
My work here is done, probably
“Every time God moves a goalpost, She opens a five hole”
My work here is done, probably
November 12, 2025 at 4:52 AM
actual text I sent tonight:
“Every time God moves a goalpost, She opens a five hole”
My work here is done, probably
“Every time God moves a goalpost, She opens a five hole”
My work here is done, probably
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Breaking: Judge Gibson rejects the Legislature’s congressional boundaries. Chooses the plaintiffs Map 1. A solid northern SLCO district that strongly favors a Democrat.
November 11, 2025 at 6:50 AM
Breaking: Judge Gibson rejects the Legislature’s congressional boundaries. Chooses the plaintiffs Map 1. A solid northern SLCO district that strongly favors a Democrat.
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Being pissed is fine. It’s good. Saying that Democrats are the ones who took health care subsidies away is a vicious fucking lie that is meant to demotivate people, to republicans’ benefit, and you know it.
November 11, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Being pissed is fine. It’s good. Saying that Democrats are the ones who took health care subsidies away is a vicious fucking lie that is meant to demotivate people, to republicans’ benefit, and you know it.
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I think the thing that depresses me the most is watching how many people here look at events and seem to have decided to max out on cynicism and apathy. Deciding they’re smarter than anyone else because they know nothing is going to change and everyone is a villain. Thanks, dipshits. Good work.
November 11, 2025 at 12:37 PM
I think the thing that depresses me the most is watching how many people here look at events and seem to have decided to max out on cynicism and apathy. Deciding they’re smarter than anyone else because they know nothing is going to change and everyone is a villain. Thanks, dipshits. Good work.
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SEAAAATTTTTLE KRAKEN
GOAL!!!!!!!!!!!!
SHANE WRIGHT WITH THE OVERTIME GOAL OH MY GOODNESS
WHAT A WIN
WHAT A GAME
KRAKEN WIN
KRAKEN WIN
KRAKEN WIN
#SEAKRAKEN
GOAL!!!!!!!!!!!!
SHANE WRIGHT WITH THE OVERTIME GOAL OH MY GOODNESS
WHAT A WIN
WHAT A GAME
KRAKEN WIN
KRAKEN WIN
KRAKEN WIN
#SEAKRAKEN
November 9, 2025 at 2:49 AM
SEAAAATTTTTLE KRAKEN
GOAL!!!!!!!!!!!!
SHANE WRIGHT WITH THE OVERTIME GOAL OH MY GOODNESS
WHAT A WIN
WHAT A GAME
KRAKEN WIN
KRAKEN WIN
KRAKEN WIN
#SEAKRAKEN
GOAL!!!!!!!!!!!!
SHANE WRIGHT WITH THE OVERTIME GOAL OH MY GOODNESS
WHAT A WIN
WHAT A GAME
KRAKEN WIN
KRAKEN WIN
KRAKEN WIN
#SEAKRAKEN
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I've seen this go by a few times on TikTok now and I have to say, I love this idea. We need a way to convince people to keep running even if they don't win, maybe building the loss into it as a troll move is the secret.
November 6, 2025 at 12:49 AM
I've seen this go by a few times on TikTok now and I have to say, I love this idea. We need a way to convince people to keep running even if they don't win, maybe building the loss into it as a troll move is the secret.
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Last night’s election results, in a nutshell.
(watching this legitimately made me laugh out loud)
(watching this legitimately made me laugh out loud)
November 6, 2025 at 6:19 AM
Last night’s election results, in a nutshell.
(watching this legitimately made me laugh out loud)
(watching this legitimately made me laugh out loud)
Last thing I’ll burble about tonight: finally got off my duff and back in the pews on Sunday, because dammit, gotta find a silver lining to the return of Standard Time.
It felt good. Restorative.
Today, I learned we do this… 🥹
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It felt good. Restorative.
Today, I learned we do this… 🥹
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November 6, 2025 at 6:01 AM
Last thing I’ll burble about tonight: finally got off my duff and back in the pews on Sunday, because dammit, gotta find a silver lining to the return of Standard Time.
It felt good. Restorative.
Today, I learned we do this… 🥹
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It felt good. Restorative.
Today, I learned we do this… 🥹
www.reddit.com/r/Episcopali...
I always assumed the package design was to prepare our generation’s phlebotomists for one-strike veinipuncture.
I knew I would never be the one, but now I can’t even open a “resealable” freezer package at the “tear here” notch.
All those years of physical paper-pushing. Fingers like bald tires.
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I knew I would never be the one, but now I can’t even open a “resealable” freezer package at the “tear here” notch.
All those years of physical paper-pushing. Fingers like bald tires.
🏳️
damn, i need a couple of minutes just to open the thing!
i can drink a capri sun in less than 5 seconds
November 6, 2025 at 5:49 AM
I always assumed the package design was to prepare our generation’s phlebotomists for one-strike veinipuncture.
I knew I would never be the one, but now I can’t even open a “resealable” freezer package at the “tear here” notch.
All those years of physical paper-pushing. Fingers like bald tires.
🏳️
I knew I would never be the one, but now I can’t even open a “resealable” freezer package at the “tear here” notch.
All those years of physical paper-pushing. Fingers like bald tires.
🏳️
That does it. Every time the Kraken play the Sharks, I’m betting on the Sharks. See you all in rich morally-injured gambler Hell
November 6, 2025 at 5:09 AM
That does it. Every time the Kraken play the Sharks, I’m betting on the Sharks. See you all in rich morally-injured gambler Hell
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Manosphere "everyone is twelve now"
“I’m strong and I want to have like fifty kids and a farm”
“I don’t want to eat vegetables I think steak and French fries is the only meal” hell yeah homie you’re twelve
“if there’s crime we should just send the army” bless your heart my twelve year old buddy
“I’m strong and I want to have like fifty kids and a farm”
“I don’t want to eat vegetables I think steak and French fries is the only meal” hell yeah homie you’re twelve
“if there’s crime we should just send the army” bless your heart my twelve year old buddy
"The government should give me a girlfriend, who I hate." That's right lil man, you're twelve.
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November 5, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Manosphere "everyone is twelve now"
“I’m strong and I want to have like fifty kids and a farm”
“I don’t want to eat vegetables I think steak and French fries is the only meal” hell yeah homie you’re twelve
“if there’s crime we should just send the army” bless your heart my twelve year old buddy
“I’m strong and I want to have like fifty kids and a farm”
“I don’t want to eat vegetables I think steak and French fries is the only meal” hell yeah homie you’re twelve
“if there’s crime we should just send the army” bless your heart my twelve year old buddy
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Last night I dreamt about the office where I worked from c. 2005-2011. I still had my old cubicle with my two inboxes. I was suddenly a young, admittedly lazy Associate Accounting Clerk again.
And I found free Diet Cherry Coke in the break room.
And I woke up a little bit sad that it wasn’t real.
And I found free Diet Cherry Coke in the break room.
And I woke up a little bit sad that it wasn’t real.
November 5, 2025 at 6:09 AM
Last night I dreamt about the office where I worked from c. 2005-2011. I still had my old cubicle with my two inboxes. I was suddenly a young, admittedly lazy Associate Accounting Clerk again.
And I found free Diet Cherry Coke in the break room.
And I woke up a little bit sad that it wasn’t real.
And I found free Diet Cherry Coke in the break room.
And I woke up a little bit sad that it wasn’t real.
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😎😎😎😎 GOOD THINGS CAN STILL HAPPEN 😎😎😎😎
November 5, 2025 at 5:22 AM
😎😎😎😎 GOOD THINGS CAN STILL HAPPEN 😎😎😎😎
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My obligatory post pointing out that Democrats win when Democrats show up to vote.
Turnout is everything. Voting is everything. It's more important and more effective than any rally. This is how positive change is ACTUALLY made.
No "protest" voting. No withholding your vote. Just VOTING.
Turnout is everything. Voting is everything. It's more important and more effective than any rally. This is how positive change is ACTUALLY made.
No "protest" voting. No withholding your vote. Just VOTING.
November 5, 2025 at 2:45 AM
My obligatory post pointing out that Democrats win when Democrats show up to vote.
Turnout is everything. Voting is everything. It's more important and more effective than any rally. This is how positive change is ACTUALLY made.
No "protest" voting. No withholding your vote. Just VOTING.
Turnout is everything. Voting is everything. It's more important and more effective than any rally. This is how positive change is ACTUALLY made.
No "protest" voting. No withholding your vote. Just VOTING.
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Forgot that punchbowl was some kinda news site so for a few seconds I thought wow that must have been a pretty crazy accident
*DICK CHENEY DEAD AT 84: PUNCHBOWL
November 4, 2025 at 11:32 AM
Forgot that punchbowl was some kinda news site so for a few seconds I thought wow that must have been a pretty crazy accident