This is such an Utah politics faction: bitter “lefty” white dudes who snap like a turn-of-the-Millennium Lifetime tragic heroine the minute someone else threatens her spotlight.

I want to see Tori Spelling as Rocky in the TV movie. Is that so wrong?

Yup. He’s like Sinema without the Osh Kosh B’Gosh fashion sense

Obviously had to crop out his surroundings so the estrogen brigade doesn’t all mob him at once, you understand

Being pissed is fine. It’s good. Saying that Democrats are the ones who took health care subsidies away is a vicious fucking lie that is meant to demotivate people, to republicans’ benefit, and you know it.

That was a surreal beauty of a game 😵‍💫🤩

Also, love you, Nana. Miss you, but you were 💯 right to leave Earth the same day George Michael did.

(She was PresbyterIan, because…Ulster. And widowed. She didn’t have to tell me about the Cork wing of the family showing up in Fluffya and apparently getting all Anglo-Catholic on their own asses.)

Christina Hendricks was assigned blonde at birth. Can you imagine?!

Listen to your heart. Be authentically you.

When I converted, my Nana phoned to tell me I was actually, secretly, fourth-generation.

Dad was baptized EpiscopalIan, as was my paternal grandfather, as was his mother.

Sometimes you’re born a way and you don’t know it until way after you’re born.

But also, Capri Sun holds an insultingly small amount of liquid. I’ve had Communion sips that slaked me better than that.

We were there in person for the worst loss in Kraken history, at Utah last spring. I’m going to take it personally if they top that tonight

Exactly

Manosphere "everyone is twelve now"

“I’m strong and I want to have like fifty kids and a farm”

“I don’t want to eat vegetables I think steak and French fries is the only meal” hell yeah homie you’re twelve

“if there’s crime we should just send the army” bless your heart my twelve year old buddy