Eric Teusink
@ericteusink.bsky.social
Always trying to figure out if I'm real Atlanta yet.
real estate lawyer • wannabe pol • grant park dad • adjunct gsu law prof • historic developer • beer nerd • book collector/reader • family traveler • dawgs • atlutd • hawks • miscellany
real estate lawyer • wannabe pol • grant park dad • adjunct gsu law prof • historic developer • beer nerd • book collector/reader • family traveler • dawgs • atlutd • hawks • miscellany
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ICE detain father shopping on Christmas Eve—then steal his family's groceries.
Then 3 agents divvy up his paid for food—taking what they want for themselves.
"Can I just get the wife's number to call and let her know?" woman asks.
"No, guess he should've complied," agent says.
Yakima, Washington
Then 3 agents divvy up his paid for food—taking what they want for themselves.
"Can I just get the wife's number to call and let her know?" woman asks.
"No, guess he should've complied," agent says.
Yakima, Washington
December 25, 2025 at 7:03 PM
ICE detain father shopping on Christmas Eve—then steal his family's groceries.
Then 3 agents divvy up his paid for food—taking what they want for themselves.
"Can I just get the wife's number to call and let her know?" woman asks.
"No, guess he should've complied," agent says.
Yakima, Washington
Then 3 agents divvy up his paid for food—taking what they want for themselves.
"Can I just get the wife's number to call and let her know?" woman asks.
"No, guess he should've complied," agent says.
Yakima, Washington
In addition to being a lawyer, am I also a renowned scholar of geography?
Yeah, you might say that.
Yeah, you might say that.
December 26, 2025 at 2:40 PM
In addition to being a lawyer, am I also a renowned scholar of geography?
Yeah, you might say that.
Yeah, you might say that.
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Don’t forget to leave a brick out for Ben Folds this morning
December 26, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Don’t forget to leave a brick out for Ben Folds this morning
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My dad, who hasn't played a video game in two decades, is furious Mario and Luigi don't have Italian accents in the new movies.
December 25, 2025 at 10:38 PM
My dad, who hasn't played a video game in two decades, is furious Mario and Luigi don't have Italian accents in the new movies.
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Hilarious to call basketball a DEI sport when hockey is just a sport for rich white kids.
December 25, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Hilarious to call basketball a DEI sport when hockey is just a sport for rich white kids.
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You only ordered one cheese pizza for a family dinner involving 4-5 kids under the age of 14?!?!
I mean, that's the quintessential negligent parenting moment in Home Alone.
And Buzz, you're in high school, eat a couple slices of meat lovers pizza like a fucking adult.
I mean, that's the quintessential negligent parenting moment in Home Alone.
And Buzz, you're in high school, eat a couple slices of meat lovers pizza like a fucking adult.
December 25, 2025 at 5:22 PM
You only ordered one cheese pizza for a family dinner involving 4-5 kids under the age of 14?!?!
I mean, that's the quintessential negligent parenting moment in Home Alone.
And Buzz, you're in high school, eat a couple slices of meat lovers pizza like a fucking adult.
I mean, that's the quintessential negligent parenting moment in Home Alone.
And Buzz, you're in high school, eat a couple slices of meat lovers pizza like a fucking adult.
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"Let’s get one thing clear, Santa: I ain’t a scab. The collective bargaining agreement clearly mandates the sleigh be led by a union-approved eight-reindeer team. Your little 'won’t you guide my sleigh tonight' routine is a bald attempt to dilute the team’s negotiating power."
Rudolph the Red Won’t Guide Santa’s Bourgeois Sleigh Tonight
First, let’s get one thing clear, Santa: I ain’t a scab. The collective bargaining agreement clearly mandates the sleigh be led by a union-approved...
buff.ly
December 25, 2025 at 3:20 AM
"Let’s get one thing clear, Santa: I ain’t a scab. The collective bargaining agreement clearly mandates the sleigh be led by a union-approved eight-reindeer team. Your little 'won’t you guide my sleigh tonight' routine is a bald attempt to dilute the team’s negotiating power."
You only ordered one cheese pizza for a family dinner involving 4-5 kids under the age of 14?!?!
I mean, that's the quintessential negligent parenting moment in Home Alone.
And Buzz, you're in high school, eat a couple slices of meat lovers pizza like a fucking adult.
I mean, that's the quintessential negligent parenting moment in Home Alone.
And Buzz, you're in high school, eat a couple slices of meat lovers pizza like a fucking adult.
December 25, 2025 at 5:22 PM
You only ordered one cheese pizza for a family dinner involving 4-5 kids under the age of 14?!?!
I mean, that's the quintessential negligent parenting moment in Home Alone.
And Buzz, you're in high school, eat a couple slices of meat lovers pizza like a fucking adult.
I mean, that's the quintessential negligent parenting moment in Home Alone.
And Buzz, you're in high school, eat a couple slices of meat lovers pizza like a fucking adult.
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Time for the annual debate: what decade exactly is A Christmas Story supposed to be set in
December 25, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Time for the annual debate: what decade exactly is A Christmas Story supposed to be set in
The Boyz to Men version of "Let It Snow" is the premier Christmas song for the romancing of 45-year-old divorcées (complimentary).
December 24, 2025 at 10:34 PM
The Boyz to Men version of "Let It Snow" is the premier Christmas song for the romancing of 45-year-old divorcées (complimentary).
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do not give anyone a black hole this christmas!!!
December 24, 2025 at 5:11 PM
do not give anyone a black hole this christmas!!!
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Paid to renew my season tickets for the Falcons instead of defaulting on my PSL like a smart woman would do.
I don’t give a shit about your accomplishments this year. What’s the dumbest shit you did the past 12 months? The truly stupidest decision you made in 2025?
December 24, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Paid to renew my season tickets for the Falcons instead of defaulting on my PSL like a smart woman would do.
NBA Christmas Games Ranked
1. Spurs-Thunder
2. Wolves-Nuggets
3. Lakers-Rockets
4. Knicks-Cavs
5. Mavs-Warriors
Dissenters from this list will forever be excluded from the fraternity of ball knowers.
1. Spurs-Thunder
2. Wolves-Nuggets
3. Lakers-Rockets
4. Knicks-Cavs
5. Mavs-Warriors
Dissenters from this list will forever be excluded from the fraternity of ball knowers.
December 23, 2025 at 9:11 PM
NBA Christmas Games Ranked
1. Spurs-Thunder
2. Wolves-Nuggets
3. Lakers-Rockets
4. Knicks-Cavs
5. Mavs-Warriors
Dissenters from this list will forever be excluded from the fraternity of ball knowers.
1. Spurs-Thunder
2. Wolves-Nuggets
3. Lakers-Rockets
4. Knicks-Cavs
5. Mavs-Warriors
Dissenters from this list will forever be excluded from the fraternity of ball knowers.
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NEW: By a 6-3 vote, the Supreme Court blocks Trump’s deployment of the National Guard to Chicago to assist immigration agents. A majority holds that he likely lacks authority to do so. Thomas, Alito, and Gorsuch dissent. www.supremecourt.gov/opinions/25p...
![The Government asked this Court to stay the District Court's order. After the response and reply were filed, JUSTICE BARRETT referred the application to the Court. We directed the parties to file supplemental letter briefs on an issue that the District Court had addressed but the parties' initial briefs had not: the meaning of the term "regular forces" in §12406(3). In its supplemental brief, the Government argues that the term refers to civilian law enforcement officers, such as those employed by Immigration and Customs Enforcement or the Federal Protective Service.
Respondents, echoing the District Court, maintain that the term refers to the regular forces of the United States mili-tary.
We conclude that the term "regular forces" in §12406(3) likely refers to the regular forces of the United States mili-tary. This interpretation means that to call the Guard into active federal service under §12406(3), the President must be "unable" with the regular military "to execute the laws of the United States." Because the statute requires an assessment of the military's ability to execute the laws, it likely applies only where the military could legally execute the laws. Such circumstances are exceptional: Under the Posse Comitatus Act, the military is prohibited from "execut[ing] the laws" "except in cases and under circumstances expressly authorized by the Constitution or Act of Congress."
18 U. S. C. §1385. So before the President can federalize the Guard under §12406(3), he likely must have statutory or constitutional authority to execute the laws with the regular military and must be "unable" with those forces to perform that function.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:6h7b2i6ttw3l4t7pvbvxdith/bafkreiftbhzwvn3vgwhqsi7k2paizvdw4t26ailljvovso3chqupnmj364@jpeg)
December 23, 2025 at 8:16 PM
NEW: By a 6-3 vote, the Supreme Court blocks Trump’s deployment of the National Guard to Chicago to assist immigration agents. A majority holds that he likely lacks authority to do so. Thomas, Alito, and Gorsuch dissent. www.supremecourt.gov/opinions/25p...
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The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5
December 23, 2025 at 1:28 AM
The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5
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A majority of states have expanded medical marijuana and it’s time Georgia does the same. It’ll ensure patients get the relief they need while the state gets revenue to pay for mental health resources and other critical services. Let’s get it done.
December 23, 2025 at 5:57 PM
A majority of states have expanded medical marijuana and it’s time Georgia does the same. It’ll ensure patients get the relief they need while the state gets revenue to pay for mental health resources and other critical services. Let’s get it done.
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It’s interesting that the administration wants you to know that Bari Weiss is in league with them.
December 23, 2025 at 3:07 PM
It’s interesting that the administration wants you to know that Bari Weiss is in league with them.
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DOJ briefly uploaded this letter from Jeff Epstein to serial child molester Larry Nassar:
"Our president shares our love of young, nubile girls. When a young beauty walked by he loved to 'grab snatch,' whereas we ended up snatching grub in the mess halls of the system."
"Our president shares our love of young, nubile girls. When a young beauty walked by he loved to 'grab snatch,' whereas we ended up snatching grub in the mess halls of the system."
December 23, 2025 at 6:03 AM
DOJ briefly uploaded this letter from Jeff Epstein to serial child molester Larry Nassar:
"Our president shares our love of young, nubile girls. When a young beauty walked by he loved to 'grab snatch,' whereas we ended up snatching grub in the mess halls of the system."
"Our president shares our love of young, nubile girls. When a young beauty walked by he loved to 'grab snatch,' whereas we ended up snatching grub in the mess halls of the system."
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I just uploaded @jasonparis.bsky.social 's recording of the segment CBS News pulled from "60 Minutes" to YouTube:
WATCH: Segment CBS News Pulled From "60 Minutes"
YouTube video by Phil Lewis
www.youtube.com
December 22, 2025 at 10:45 PM
I just uploaded @jasonparis.bsky.social 's recording of the segment CBS News pulled from "60 Minutes" to YouTube:
It's a little janky, but I watched the whole CECOT segment here without a VPN.
December 22, 2025 at 10:46 PM
It's a little janky, but I watched the whole CECOT segment here without a VPN.
Would you be surprised to learn that every attendee pictured in the 18 slides attached to this story is some incel looking male that looks approximately 30-years-old?
Turning Point AmericaFest: Crowd credits Erika Kirk for drawing in female supporters
Turning Point USA conference attendees in Phoenix say the organization is back stronger — and resonating with women — following co-founder Charlie Kirk’s assassination.
www.kjzz.org
December 22, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Would you be surprised to learn that every attendee pictured in the 18 slides attached to this story is some incel looking male that looks approximately 30-years-old?
Bringing this over from Hawks Reddit.
Per OP, the adult man in the Bulls jacket snatched a jersey that Trae Young tossed to OP's 7-year-old nephew, pictured on the left side of the image.
This pic is the aftermath where he is arguing with another fan attempting to get the jersey back for the kid.
Per OP, the adult man in the Bulls jacket snatched a jersey that Trae Young tossed to OP's 7-year-old nephew, pictured on the left side of the image.
This pic is the aftermath where he is arguing with another fan attempting to get the jersey back for the kid.
December 22, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Bringing this over from Hawks Reddit.
Per OP, the adult man in the Bulls jacket snatched a jersey that Trae Young tossed to OP's 7-year-old nephew, pictured on the left side of the image.
This pic is the aftermath where he is arguing with another fan attempting to get the jersey back for the kid.
Per OP, the adult man in the Bulls jacket snatched a jersey that Trae Young tossed to OP's 7-year-old nephew, pictured on the left side of the image.
This pic is the aftermath where he is arguing with another fan attempting to get the jersey back for the kid.
Christmas is a day to relax and enjoy the company of kith and kin.
It is also a day for NBA basketball.
Remember, don't let you in-laws try to turn the television some random NFL game.
Fuck their fantasy team. Fuck their DeaftKings. Fuck their prop bets.
Merry Christmas, y'all!
It is also a day for NBA basketball.
Remember, don't let you in-laws try to turn the television some random NFL game.
Fuck their fantasy team. Fuck their DeaftKings. Fuck their prop bets.
Merry Christmas, y'all!
December 22, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Christmas is a day to relax and enjoy the company of kith and kin.
It is also a day for NBA basketball.
Remember, don't let you in-laws try to turn the television some random NFL game.
Fuck their fantasy team. Fuck their DeaftKings. Fuck their prop bets.
Merry Christmas, y'all!
It is also a day for NBA basketball.
Remember, don't let you in-laws try to turn the television some random NFL game.
Fuck their fantasy team. Fuck their DeaftKings. Fuck their prop bets.
Merry Christmas, y'all!
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Doc Bullfrog, you smoke too tough. Your swag too different. Your bitch is too bad. They’ll kill you.
December 22, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Doc Bullfrog, you smoke too tough. Your swag too different. Your bitch is too bad. They’ll kill you.
I don't want to have to learn anything more about Bari Weiss or even be reminded that she exists.
Alas, I went down a rabbit hole and learned she formerly dated Kate McKinnon.
And wow, my prayers go out to all NYC lesbians. I didn't realize the shortage of avaialble romantic partners was so dire.
Alas, I went down a rabbit hole and learned she formerly dated Kate McKinnon.
And wow, my prayers go out to all NYC lesbians. I didn't realize the shortage of avaialble romantic partners was so dire.
December 22, 2025 at 1:49 PM
I don't want to have to learn anything more about Bari Weiss or even be reminded that she exists.
Alas, I went down a rabbit hole and learned she formerly dated Kate McKinnon.
And wow, my prayers go out to all NYC lesbians. I didn't realize the shortage of avaialble romantic partners was so dire.
Alas, I went down a rabbit hole and learned she formerly dated Kate McKinnon.
And wow, my prayers go out to all NYC lesbians. I didn't realize the shortage of avaialble romantic partners was so dire.