Enigmatic Evil
@enigmaticevil.bsky.social
It’s ya boy. Bad jokes, clown energy, occasional caps-lock rants. He/Him. ABSOLUTELY NOT A WOLVERINE INSIDE A HUMAN SKIN SUIT
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Enigmatic Evil
@enigmaticevil.bsky.social
· Dec 23
I want to bring back professional malarkey. I will not break the ethical oath but I will bring malarkey.
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These horrible freaks (in Canada, the US, and everywhere else) have always been around but I think what's changed in the past ten or so years is that A) they have found each other and put aside their differences and B) learned how to draw attention to themselves, mainly by outright lying
November 22, 2025 at 1:27 AM
These horrible freaks (in Canada, the US, and everywhere else) have always been around but I think what's changed in the past ten or so years is that A) they have found each other and put aside their differences and B) learned how to draw attention to themselves, mainly by outright lying
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Gonna check in on Canada, where politics is more normal... I see there is a convoy headed to Ottawa to avenge a flock of dead ostriches
November 22, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Gonna check in on Canada, where politics is more normal... I see there is a convoy headed to Ottawa to avenge a flock of dead ostriches
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November 2, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Yeah its a bittersweet morning but I learned to love Baseball again. Thank you 2025 Toronto Blue Jays.
November 2, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Yeah its a bittersweet morning but I learned to love Baseball again. Thank you 2025 Toronto Blue Jays.
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Being married means never having 𝚝̶𝚘̶ ̶𝚞̶𝚗̶𝚍̶𝚎̶𝚛̶𝚜̶𝚝̶𝚊̶𝚗̶𝚍̶ ̶𝚠̶𝚑̶𝚢̶ ̶𝚢̶𝚘̶𝚞̶ ̶𝚊̶𝚛̶𝚎̶ ̶𝚑̶𝚊̶𝚟̶𝚒̶𝚗̶𝚐̶ to say sorry.
November 2, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Being married means never having 𝚝̶𝚘̶ ̶𝚞̶𝚗̶𝚍̶𝚎̶𝚛̶𝚜̶𝚝̶𝚊̶𝚗̶𝚍̶ ̶𝚠̶𝚑̶𝚢̶ ̶𝚢̶𝚘̶𝚞̶ ̶𝚊̶𝚛̶𝚎̶ ̶𝚑̶𝚊̶𝚟̶𝚒̶𝚗̶𝚐̶ to say sorry.
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We can't stop here, this is fart country!
November 1, 2025 at 1:18 PM
We can't stop here, this is fart country!
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At this point if a murder clown tried to drag me into the woods, I'd just go
November 1, 2025 at 12:43 PM
At this point if a murder clown tried to drag me into the woods, I'd just go
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At midnight, my pumpkin turned into a carriage!
November 1, 2025 at 12:57 PM
At midnight, my pumpkin turned into a carriage!
The Fireman by Joe Hill is a hell of a book. He's a regular chip off the ol' block I tell ya! Say thankee-sai. ;)
November 1, 2025 at 12:57 PM
The Fireman by Joe Hill is a hell of a book. He's a regular chip off the ol' block I tell ya! Say thankee-sai. ;)
Gday skymahs hope all are well :)
October 29, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Gday skymahs hope all are well :)
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sorry (not) i only hang out with other silly gooses
October 23, 2025 at 8:26 PM
sorry (not) i only hang out with other silly gooses
Socrates knew that he knew nothing. Donald Rumsfeld knew that there were unknowns. I know neither of those two things.
October 23, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Socrates knew that he knew nothing. Donald Rumsfeld knew that there were unknowns. I know neither of those two things.
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I’ve realized that I’m only capable of being five things to women
-Like a brother
-second ex-husband
-spellcheck
-source of knowledge about the short history of the baconator
-guy who’s got their nose.
-Like a brother
-second ex-husband
-spellcheck
-source of knowledge about the short history of the baconator
-guy who’s got their nose.
October 21, 2025 at 1:19 PM
I’ve realized that I’m only capable of being five things to women
-Like a brother
-second ex-husband
-spellcheck
-source of knowledge about the short history of the baconator
-guy who’s got their nose.
-Like a brother
-second ex-husband
-spellcheck
-source of knowledge about the short history of the baconator
-guy who’s got their nose.
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As called on TUDN radio:
October 21, 2025 at 2:49 AM
As called on TUDN radio:
Good day to all my skymahs we are riding that neuroses/contempt train today!
October 20, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Good day to all my skymahs we are riding that neuroses/contempt train today!
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At the 12 second mark, that camera operator called an audible and just said "fuck it, the lane is clear, no tripping hazards, I'm winning a Sports Emmy for cinematography right now"
"I was born ready. I was born ready. And I want it all for this city."
October 20, 2025 at 3:27 AM
At the 12 second mark, that camera operator called an audible and just said "fuck it, the lane is clear, no tripping hazards, I'm winning a Sports Emmy for cinematography right now"
Be unbelievable in the face of normalcy.
October 9, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Be unbelievable in the face of normalcy.
Hope all my skymahs are well.
October 8, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Hope all my skymahs are well.
At least now a precedent has been set that at my wake my wife can come out to music and pyro like it's Wrestlemania and frankly that's cool as fuck
September 23, 2025 at 11:38 PM
At least now a precedent has been set that at my wake my wife can come out to music and pyro like it's Wrestlemania and frankly that's cool as fuck
WE GOT THIS SHIT TODAY MAHS
September 12, 2025 at 4:01 PM
WE GOT THIS SHIT TODAY MAHS
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FRIEND: do anything this summer
ME: yeah i took a few road trips
FRIEND: cool where'd you go
ME: nowhere i just fell down in the street a lot
ME: yeah i took a few road trips
FRIEND: cool where'd you go
ME: nowhere i just fell down in the street a lot
August 7, 2025 at 4:42 PM
FRIEND: do anything this summer
ME: yeah i took a few road trips
FRIEND: cool where'd you go
ME: nowhere i just fell down in the street a lot
ME: yeah i took a few road trips
FRIEND: cool where'd you go
ME: nowhere i just fell down in the street a lot
Hey skymahs lets keep kicking ass
August 7, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Hey skymahs lets keep kicking ass
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Red Delicious apples used to be delicious and mostly red but we focused on the red and lost the delicious, and that says so much about our society.
July 14, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Red Delicious apples used to be delicious and mostly red but we focused on the red and lost the delicious, and that says so much about our society.