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Beth
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Cannibalism
An opossum in a donut costume eating a donut.
November 13, 2025 at 10:28 PM
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On my way to annoy you
A cuscus that looks like it’s running somewhere on two legs. Photo credit: Joel Sartore
November 9, 2025 at 7:23 PM
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Head empty, no thoughts
A ragdoll cat sitting on a pink blanket, looking over its shoulder with its mouth hanging slightly open
November 9, 2025 at 1:54 PM
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The aristocrats!
Kilkea castle entrance Kilkea castle entrance with a view of the evil eye stone Evil eye stone at Kilkea castle A description of the evil eye stone at Kilkea castle Within the gatehouse of the castle is a really interesting stone called the The Evil Eye Stone. The carving is built into a stone in the guard-room above the bawn entrance to Kilkea Castle. It depicts a man engaged in a sexual act with a semi-human creature with the head of dog or wolf while another beast appears to be having sexual intercourse and eating the man at the same time while a bird pecks at this chest.
November 1, 2025 at 12:56 PM
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You: so you don’t have a costume?

Me: wrong. Murder raccoon.
Me in a raccoon hat holding a large kitchen knife.
October 31, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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I met an owl named Goober. He still has some of his baby feathers. 🪶
An 18 week old brown wood owl sitting on a perch
October 30, 2025 at 9:33 PM
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It’s cat day!?!
A ragdoll cat sitting in a blue and white rug with a surprised look on its face
October 29, 2025 at 2:45 PM
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I wish we could block people on Teams
October 7, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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nikostratis.com
you have to admit it’s funny that they cared about the Cracker Barrel logo as long if not longer than this
September 12, 2025 at 6:08 PM
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I’m trying to befriend the corvids
2 rooks sitting on a metal pole
September 12, 2025 at 8:42 PM
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mattielubchansky.com
being afraid of the subway is so fucking funny. you mean the choo-choo train???
August 25, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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octopuscaveman.bsky.social
Face down
Ass up
That’s the way I like my ducks
bethh.bsky.social Beth @bethh.bsky.social · Aug 24
Synchronized swimming 🦆🦆
2 ducks in a pond with their tails and feet in the air and their heads underwater
August 24, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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Synchronized swimming 🦆🦆
2 ducks in a pond with their tails and feet in the air and their heads underwater
August 24, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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hausofholes.bsky.social
getting a free abortion at the woke cracker barrel
August 22, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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I saw a rat on my way to the gym this morning and blurted out, “Ohh! Look! A rat!” in delight 🐀
August 18, 2025 at 5:11 PM
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sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social
*crawling through your doggie door* are you mad at me?
August 10, 2025 at 12:19 PM
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Taste the rainbow (meerkats) 🌈
A bag of gummy meerkats
August 9, 2025 at 8:06 PM
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eternityweights.bsky.social
feelin like this rn
bethh.bsky.social Beth @bethh.bsky.social · Aug 4
Primal scream 🙀
A ragdoll cat caught mid-yawn so it appears to be screaming its head off
August 4, 2025 at 12:04 PM
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hitchdied.bsky.social
How your email finds me
bethh.bsky.social Beth @bethh.bsky.social · Aug 4
Primal scream 🙀
A ragdoll cat caught mid-yawn so it appears to be screaming its head off
August 4, 2025 at 12:09 PM
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Primal scream 🙀
A ragdoll cat caught mid-yawn so it appears to be screaming its head off
August 4, 2025 at 11:00 AM
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woodyluvscoffee.bsky.social
Go for it. I don't even care any more.
Photo of a sketch of a Neanderthal. The headline reads: Scientists Growing Neanderthal 'Minibrains', Will Connect Them to Crab Robots
August 2, 2025 at 5:13 AM
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Genuinely trying to figure out what a VIP experience with the Xyzal owl entails
Instagram post “enter for a chanc to win a bip experience sea.Hear.Now, with the XYXAL Owl
July 26, 2025 at 4:33 AM
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It happened to me: I went into a bathroom with 13 empty stalls*, and someone went into the stall next to me.

*literally all of the other stalls were empty
July 26, 2025 at 2:26 AM
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I open Facebook.
I see this.
I close Facebook.
Broccoli and Feta Brownies Ingredients: 1 cup cooked and finely chopped broccoli 1 cup all-purpose flour 1/2 cup unsweetened cocoa powder 1 teaspoon baking powder 1/2 teaspoon salt
July 23, 2025 at 12:24 AM
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Trickle Down to Hell, bitch
July 20, 2025 at 1:08 AM