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The mortician could do the funniest thing
December 30, 2025 at 1:38 PM
The mortician could do the funniest thing
I’m at the gym
I’m at the horse race
I’m at the combination gym and horse race
I’m at the horse race
I’m at the combination gym and horse race
December 28, 2025 at 2:53 PM
I’m at the gym
I’m at the horse race
I’m at the combination gym and horse race
I’m at the horse race
I’m at the combination gym and horse race
Would
December 27, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Would
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ME: it’s boxing day
SCHRÖDINGER’S CAT: oh shit oh fuck
SCHRÖDINGER’S CAT: oh shit oh fuck
December 27, 2025 at 4:38 AM
ME: it’s boxing day
SCHRÖDINGER’S CAT: oh shit oh fuck
SCHRÖDINGER’S CAT: oh shit oh fuck
Repeating “Demo Ootbi: the Best Storage for Veeam” over and over again like a mantra
December 27, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Repeating “Demo Ootbi: the Best Storage for Veeam” over and over again like a mantra
I suppose this is a step up from the hot singles in your area ads 🫏
December 18, 2025 at 10:48 PM
I suppose this is a step up from the hot singles in your area ads 🫏
Could I have the gloup zero, please? I’m watching what I eat.
December 13, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Could I have the gloup zero, please? I’m watching what I eat.
She’s green for an amazing reason* 🧟♀️
*weird bathroom lighting
*weird bathroom lighting
December 13, 2025 at 12:44 PM
She’s green for an amazing reason* 🧟♀️
*weird bathroom lighting
*weird bathroom lighting
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GOD: if my commandments get 50,000 likes, i will tell Abraham to kill his son
December 11, 2025 at 7:24 PM
GOD: if my commandments get 50,000 likes, i will tell Abraham to kill his son
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“Dark Gary” is the name of my sleep paralysis demon
December 9, 2025 at 9:44 PM
“Dark Gary” is the name of my sleep paralysis demon
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Ok, hear me out… use these whistles at ICE protests.
Acquiring the whistle that makes 30-50 feral hogs run into my yard within 3-5 minutes
December 1, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Ok, hear me out… use these whistles at ICE protests.
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AS WAS FORETOLD
Acquiring the whistle that makes 30-50 feral hogs run into my yard within 3-5 minutes
November 28, 2025 at 7:49 PM
AS WAS FORETOLD
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Her whistle brings all the hogs to the yard
And they’re like, ya got any slop?
Damn right, we want to eat slop…
And they’re like, ya got any slop?
Damn right, we want to eat slop…
Acquiring the whistle that makes 30-50 feral hogs run into my yard within 3-5 minutes
November 28, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Her whistle brings all the hogs to the yard
And they’re like, ya got any slop?
Damn right, we want to eat slop…
And they’re like, ya got any slop?
Damn right, we want to eat slop…
Acquiring the whistle that makes 30-50 feral hogs run into my yard within 3-5 minutes
November 28, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Acquiring the whistle that makes 30-50 feral hogs run into my yard within 3-5 minutes
You: so you don’t have a costume?
Me: wrong. Murder raccoon.
Me: wrong. Murder raccoon.
October 31, 2025 at 7:03 PM
You: so you don’t have a costume?
Me: wrong. Murder raccoon.
Me: wrong. Murder raccoon.
I met an owl named Goober. He still has some of his baby feathers. 🪶
October 30, 2025 at 9:33 PM
I met an owl named Goober. He still has some of his baby feathers. 🪶
