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Cannibalism
An opossum in a donut costume eating a donut.
November 13, 2025 at 10:28 PM
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On my way to annoy you
A cuscus that looks like it’s running somewhere on two legs. Photo credit: Joel Sartore
November 9, 2025 at 7:23 PM
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Head empty, no thoughts
A ragdoll cat sitting on a pink blanket, looking over its shoulder with its mouth hanging slightly open
November 9, 2025 at 1:54 PM
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I imagine the request to the craftsman was something like this
Pic of a manuscript E with the following imagined dialogue: customer: I’d like to buy a letter E Artist: A normal E or a naked bird-headed woman with a severed foot standing beside her pet fish Customer: Is she carrying any fruit? Artist: A giant blueberry. A snake tried to get it, but she caught it in her enormous beak. Customer: Ill take the bird waitress and her aquatic guardian
November 1, 2025 at 3:46 PM
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The aristocrats!
Kilkea castle entrance Kilkea castle entrance with a view of the evil eye stone Evil eye stone at Kilkea castle A description of the evil eye stone at Kilkea castle Within the gatehouse of the castle is a really interesting stone called the The Evil Eye Stone. The carving is built into a stone in the guard-room above the bawn entrance to Kilkea Castle. It depicts a man engaged in a sexual act with a semi-human creature with the head of dog or wolf while another beast appears to be having sexual intercourse and eating the man at the same time while a bird pecks at this chest.
November 1, 2025 at 12:56 PM
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You: so you don’t have a costume?

Me: wrong. Murder raccoon.
Me in a raccoon hat holding a large kitchen knife.
October 31, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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This was a surprisingly gentle hawk named Maude
A Harris’s Hawk landing on my gloved hand
October 30, 2025 at 10:03 PM
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I met an owl named Goober. He still has some of his baby feathers. 🪶
An 18 week old brown wood owl sitting on a perch
October 30, 2025 at 9:33 PM
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It’s cat day!?!
A ragdoll cat sitting in a blue and white rug with a surprised look on its face
October 29, 2025 at 2:45 PM
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They were otherwise quite synchronized
Rooks striking similar poses Rooks striking similar poses Rooks striking similar poses
September 12, 2025 at 8:52 PM
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Also, you are looking at Bird of the Year (1986)✨
A wiki excerpt for a rook that states: Award received: Bird of the Year (1986)
September 12, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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I’m trying to befriend the corvids
2 rooks sitting on a metal pole
September 12, 2025 at 8:42 PM
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Synchronized swimming 🦆🦆
2 ducks in a pond with their tails and feet in the air and their heads underwater
August 24, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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Taste the rainbow (meerkats) 🌈
A bag of gummy meerkats
August 9, 2025 at 8:06 PM
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Primal scream 🙀
A ragdoll cat caught mid-yawn so it appears to be screaming its head off
August 4, 2025 at 11:00 AM
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Genuinely trying to figure out what a VIP experience with the Xyzal owl entails
Instagram post “enter for a chanc to win a bip experience sea.Hear.Now, with the XYXAL Owl
July 26, 2025 at 4:33 AM
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Broccoli and feta: good
Brownies: good
Broccoli and feta brownies:
A white cat vomiting
July 23, 2025 at 12:30 AM
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I open Facebook.
I see this.
I close Facebook.
Broccoli and Feta Brownies Ingredients: 1 cup cooked and finely chopped broccoli 1 cup all-purpose flour 1/2 cup unsweetened cocoa powder 1 teaspoon baking powder 1/2 teaspoon salt
July 23, 2025 at 12:24 AM
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Therapist: Phil Collins Baby Jesus isn’t real. Phil Collins Baby Jesus can’t hurt you.

Phil Collins Baby Jesus:
Baby Jesus statue that looks like Phil Collins
July 16, 2025 at 2:36 PM
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Oh
Orangutan sadly pouting
July 15, 2025 at 2:50 PM
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It’s cool how I can walk upstairs for a cup of tea and then come back to four new meeting requests, one of which starts in one minute
Despondent monkey
July 15, 2025 at 2:35 PM
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She demands justice
A ragdoll cat in a crate yelling
July 15, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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I found a cool bug
Eastern Hercules Beetle
July 10, 2025 at 10:31 PM
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She’s a (double) rainbow
Double rainbow over the trees in the Ragged Mountains
July 9, 2025 at 12:03 AM
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Multiple people probably approved this
A Verizon ad from Facebook with “on us” written out with water slides, but it looks like “anus” Real housewives yelling at cat meme with “on us” vs “anus”
July 6, 2025 at 1:34 PM