EmZeeGee
@emzeegee.bsky.social
My people, reading, running, weightlifting, climbing, hiking, and other gerunds
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guy looked like a make a wish kid meeting Mamdani
November 21, 2025 at 11:30 PM
guy looked like a make a wish kid meeting Mamdani
The weather and my mood are matched
November 21, 2025 at 11:50 PM
The weather and my mood are matched
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i think vance is only interesting inasmuch as he extremely unprincipled and thus a good guide to where the GOP is going (gift link)
Opinion | JD Vance Is Idling at the Edges of American Politics
www.nytimes.com
November 16, 2025 at 2:34 PM
i think vance is only interesting inasmuch as he extremely unprincipled and thus a good guide to where the GOP is going (gift link)
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h/T to @baddestmamajama.bsky.social who did this and really made me laugh:
Olivia Nuzzi bio Mad Libs
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Olivia Nuzzi bio Mad Libs
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![[NAME], [AGE], lives in [BRIEF DESCRIPTION OF YOUR HOUSE] in the heart of [CITY OR LOCATION] where [WACKY OR INTERESTING HOUSE FACT] and [BOOK YOU ABSOLUTELY LEFT OUT ON PURPOSE #1] and [BOOK YOU ABSOLUTELY LEFT OUT ON PURPOSE #2] — two books [PRONOUN] was reading while [PROFESSION, CRAFT OR PASTIME] — sit on [PRONOUN] [LOCATION IN HOUSE YOU WOULD STRATEGICALLY LEAVE TWO BOOKS YOU WANT EVERY VISITOR TO SEE]. [EGREGIOUSLY PRETENTIOUS ACTIVITY], like a [NAME OF ARTIST] song come to life.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:7qiuhllywd7skoiqadlya3ry/bafkreidfkjfuje4n5jt4jofn6vadq5pkfbxoxvdgzbjhsefvvjbgrinan4@jpeg)
November 14, 2025 at 11:35 PM
h/T to @baddestmamajama.bsky.social who did this and really made me laugh:
Olivia Nuzzi bio Mad Libs
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Olivia Nuzzi bio Mad Libs
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Emily lives in a white house in the heart of the Midwest where an ancient farting dog blocks the hall and a ragged New Yorker — which she was reading while not doing what she should have been doing —sits on the scuffed coffee table. She lives in pathetic squalor, like a Tom Waits song come to life
November 15, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Emily lives in a white house in the heart of the Midwest where an ancient farting dog blocks the hall and a ragged New Yorker — which she was reading while not doing what she should have been doing —sits on the scuffed coffee table. She lives in pathetic squalor, like a Tom Waits song come to life
And with lots of heavy books and tea sets, like the British explorers used to do.
Send Every Billionaire To The North Pole On A Wooden Ship
we need to return to sending useless rich boys on deadly expeditions
November 14, 2025 at 1:05 AM
And with lots of heavy books and tea sets, like the British explorers used to do.
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Catherine my good bitch you guys are the only ones who do not know where the Republicans stand
Steve Inskeep: You think the Republicans voting with you here will not only agree to these measures, but actually try to do something if the administration ignores them?
Sen Cortez Masto: If they go back on their word, then the American public will know where the Republicans stand.
Sen Cortez Masto: If they go back on their word, then the American public will know where the Republicans stand.
November 11, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Catherine my good bitch you guys are the only ones who do not know where the Republicans stand
Less than 24 hours after The Great Betrayal, a request for money for Dems (not anyone specific, just congressional Dems).
I replied thus
I replied thus
November 11, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Less than 24 hours after The Great Betrayal, a request for money for Dems (not anyone specific, just congressional Dems).
I replied thus
I replied thus
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Never forget who sold us out:
Hassan
King
Cortez-Masto
Shaheen
Kaine
Fetterman
Durbin
Rosen
Hassan
King
Cortez-Masto
Shaheen
Kaine
Fetterman
Durbin
Rosen
November 10, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Never forget who sold us out:
Hassan
King
Cortez-Masto
Shaheen
Kaine
Fetterman
Durbin
Rosen
Hassan
King
Cortez-Masto
Shaheen
Kaine
Fetterman
Durbin
Rosen
It is probably as effective as spitting into the wind but I’m writing Senate Dems who may be caving to ask WTF they’re thinking.
November 10, 2025 at 2:28 AM
It is probably as effective as spitting into the wind but I’m writing Senate Dems who may be caving to ask WTF they’re thinking.
Senate democrats must be related to the squirrels that run halfway across the road…then turn around and go back to where they started
November 10, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Senate democrats must be related to the squirrels that run halfway across the road…then turn around and go back to where they started
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The short arc of Sean Dunn’s sandwich throwing case ends with a not guilty verdict today. Our fresh recap:
Jurors Find Sandwich Hurler Not Guilty of Assault
www.nytimes.com
November 6, 2025 at 9:23 PM
The short arc of Sean Dunn’s sandwich throwing case ends with a not guilty verdict today. Our fresh recap:
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As a medically certified crazy person I can say with authority that this bitch is nuts
Police report describes Republican Nancy Mace berating airport police and TSA agents
South Carolina firebrand running for governor allegedly abused agents working without pay during shutdown
www.theguardian.com
November 6, 2025 at 12:31 PM
As a medically certified crazy person I can say with authority that this bitch is nuts
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A pro-affordability, anti-Trump-corruption message unites the party. Every candidate can run on that, and every candidate can have their own take to fit that to their constituents. There's really no need to find fights to pick when the party agrees on more than it disagrees
Came here to say this, but Jamelle Bouie has this covered. 👇
When the Democratic tent includes candidates like Spanberger and Mamdani, there is no crisis, or fight, for the party. IT’S A COALITION, NOT A POINT ESTIMATE.
When the Democratic tent includes candidates like Spanberger and Mamdani, there is no crisis, or fight, for the party. IT’S A COALITION, NOT A POINT ESTIMATE.
i want to repeat this: mamdani and spanberger have run similar campaigns tailored to their respective electorates and it is maddening to watch political journalists attempt to create some broad contrast where none exist
November 5, 2025 at 2:15 AM
A pro-affordability, anti-Trump-corruption message unites the party. Every candidate can run on that, and every candidate can have their own take to fit that to their constituents. There's really no need to find fights to pick when the party agrees on more than it disagrees
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i want to repeat this: mamdani and spanberger have run similar campaigns tailored to their respective electorates and it is maddening to watch political journalists attempt to create some broad contrast where none exist
the other thing about this is that there is no reason to pit these candidates against each other? each are good fits for their respective electorates and each shows the value of vigorous campaigns focused on the stated material problems of voters.
November 4, 2025 at 1:37 PM
i want to repeat this: mamdani and spanberger have run similar campaigns tailored to their respective electorates and it is maddening to watch political journalists attempt to create some broad contrast where none exist
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Came here to say this, but Jamelle Bouie has this covered. 👇
When the Democratic tent includes candidates like Spanberger and Mamdani, there is no crisis, or fight, for the party. IT’S A COALITION, NOT A POINT ESTIMATE.
When the Democratic tent includes candidates like Spanberger and Mamdani, there is no crisis, or fight, for the party. IT’S A COALITION, NOT A POINT ESTIMATE.
i want to repeat this: mamdani and spanberger have run similar campaigns tailored to their respective electorates and it is maddening to watch political journalists attempt to create some broad contrast where none exist
the other thing about this is that there is no reason to pit these candidates against each other? each are good fits for their respective electorates and each shows the value of vigorous campaigns focused on the stated material problems of voters.
November 5, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Came here to say this, but Jamelle Bouie has this covered. 👇
When the Democratic tent includes candidates like Spanberger and Mamdani, there is no crisis, or fight, for the party. IT’S A COALITION, NOT A POINT ESTIMATE.
When the Democratic tent includes candidates like Spanberger and Mamdani, there is no crisis, or fight, for the party. IT’S A COALITION, NOT A POINT ESTIMATE.
Omg this is amazing
JD Vance's half-brother has lost by an overwhelming margin as he tried to become the mayor of Cincinnati.
Democratic incumbent Aftab Pureval wins reelection.
Democratic incumbent Aftab Pureval wins reelection.
November 5, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Omg this is amazing
Us white people never miss a chance to shame ourselves
What is horrible but unsurprising, is how much white people and men like what is going on.
(50+% of both those groups supported the GOP in exit polls in NY and NJ.)
(50+% of both those groups supported the GOP in exit polls in NY and NJ.)
People really hate what is going on
November 5, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Us white people never miss a chance to shame ourselves
Elementary school: Have your child wear a costume on Halloween! We’ll have a Halloween party! Please join us for our parade at 1 and wear a costume too! 🎉
Middle school: Students ARE NOT allowed to wear costumes! We will send them home. Also no Halloween candy in lunches. 😡
Middle school: Students ARE NOT allowed to wear costumes! We will send them home. Also no Halloween candy in lunches. 😡
October 30, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Elementary school: Have your child wear a costume on Halloween! We’ll have a Halloween party! Please join us for our parade at 1 and wear a costume too! 🎉
Middle school: Students ARE NOT allowed to wear costumes! We will send them home. Also no Halloween candy in lunches. 😡
Middle school: Students ARE NOT allowed to wear costumes! We will send them home. Also no Halloween candy in lunches. 😡
We have to shut the garage door on the backyard side of the building or Harry will shit in there rather than get rained on while pooping.
Some days, the dog just looks at the gray weather and decides he’d rather hold it than venture out. He’s just the most delicate of flowers.
October 30, 2025 at 2:30 PM
We have to shut the garage door on the backyard side of the building or Harry will shit in there rather than get rained on while pooping.
Knickers
Change one letter, ruin a candy.
100 Gland Bar.
100 Gland Bar.
Milky Wad
October 30, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Knickers
The “You Make Me Do Too Much Labor,” song only about ridiculous job application processes.
October 28, 2025 at 3:19 PM
The “You Make Me Do Too Much Labor,” song only about ridiculous job application processes.
How I feel generally
I blame myself for getting my hopes up for this season. yeesh
October 24, 2025 at 4:28 PM
How I feel generally
$20 says Halligan is one of those people who thinks turning on your car’s hazard lights means you can do whatever ridiculous maneuvers you want.
Oh nooooo, Lindsey Halligan, this is not how any of this works
(15 screens into a Signal exchange) www.lawfaremedia.org/article/anna...
(15 screens into a Signal exchange) www.lawfaremedia.org/article/anna...
October 21, 2025 at 12:25 PM
$20 says Halligan is one of those people who thinks turning on your car’s hazard lights means you can do whatever ridiculous maneuvers you want.
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“All my friends murdered and raped, sometimes they hung out at my house. Get over yourself.”
October 20, 2025 at 12:22 AM
“All my friends murdered and raped, sometimes they hung out at my house. Get over yourself.”