Charismatic Figure Like Me
@chaptal.bsky.social
Works in a library. Socially awkward. I yell at the TV during baseball, soccer and hockey games. Autism father. Haver of unpopular opinions. Griller of sacred cows. Epic force behind Authority Control.
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Authority Control
Just a guy in a basement with guitars, gumption and GarageBand.
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I've removed Authority Control's music from Spotify. To do that it had to leave all streaming platforms, for now I hope. Here's where the art is parked now.
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Fire!
We haven't seen an Indiana squad turn back an Alabama offense this decisively since Antietam
January 1, 2026 at 11:14 PM
Fire!
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Opinion | Why aren’t the buses free yet?
January 1, 2026 at 12:13 PM
Opinion | Why aren’t the buses free yet?
I’d try and go to bed now but I’d be woken up by about half an hour of gunfire at midnight.
January 1, 2026 at 3:42 AM
I’d try and go to bed now but I’d be woken up by about half an hour of gunfire at midnight.
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December 31, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Fucking hell, the death cult is destroying more history.
They're going to *throw out* one-of-a-kind NASA archives?!
Not even a year since the Inauguration & we're already at the 2nd-time-as-farce version of the burning of the Library of Alexandria.
Not even a year since the Inauguration & we're already at the 2nd-time-as-farce version of the burning of the Library of Alexandria.
December 31, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Fucking hell, the death cult is destroying more history.
Every morsel of food I put into my body in 2025. Ranked.
1/?
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December 31, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Every morsel of food I put into my body in 2025. Ranked.
1/?
1/?
I’m mad because Stranger Things did not kill any characters in the last episode.
(Tonight, probably)
HOW COULD THEY KILL OFF ____?!?
(Tonight, probably)
HOW COULD THEY KILL OFF ____?!?
December 31, 2025 at 3:37 PM
I’m mad because Stranger Things did not kill any characters in the last episode.
(Tonight, probably)
HOW COULD THEY KILL OFF ____?!?
(Tonight, probably)
HOW COULD THEY KILL OFF ____?!?
Got to keep those billionaires fed in the manner to which they have become accustomed, or they will be sad.
"What a year for the ultra wealthy. The world’s 500 richest people added a record $2.2 trillion to their collective fortunes in 2025’s… booming markets, according to the Bloomberg Billionaires Index. And about a quarter of this year’s gains went to just eight billionaires.” — Bloomberg Morning Brief
December 31, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Got to keep those billionaires fed in the manner to which they have become accustomed, or they will be sad.
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No notes. Actual cultural history applied as perfect metaphor.
Boycotting Constitution Hall because the DAR won’t let Marian Anderson sing has costs. It may end opera. Is that worth it? By Megan McArdle, 1939
December 30, 2025 at 6:42 PM
No notes. Actual cultural history applied as perfect metaphor.
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There’s some hateful damn people out there with nothing better to do.
variety.com/2025/tv/news...
variety.com/2025/tv/news...
‘Stranger Things 5’ Gets Review Bombed as Will’s Coming Out Becomes Worst-Rated Episode on IMDb
'Stranger Things' Season 5 has been review bombed on Rotten Tomatoes, as Will's coming out became the lowest-rated episode on IMDb.
variety.com
December 30, 2025 at 1:08 PM
There’s some hateful damn people out there with nothing better to do.
variety.com/2025/tv/news...
variety.com/2025/tv/news...
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Trump has made the Kennedy Center into the moral equivalent of playing Sun City during apartheid.
December 30, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Trump has made the Kennedy Center into the moral equivalent of playing Sun City during apartheid.
Aw, the despots dressed alike.
December 29, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Aw, the despots dressed alike.
I am Clara Bow!
December 29, 2025 at 9:27 PM
I am Clara Bow!
Littler Vs. Cross. The Darts are lit!
December 29, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Littler Vs. Cross. The Darts are lit!
Oh hello pouring rain.
December 29, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Oh hello pouring rain.
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Looks like the goat got windsheared!
December 27, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Looks like the goat got windsheared!
We got The Darts!
December 27, 2025 at 8:57 PM
We got The Darts!
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its really just that simple, theres an entire network of well-funded morons that can turn “litter boxes in classrooms” into a giant campaign issue whereas “armed goons sending kindergarten teachers to slave labor camps” gets ignored
December 27, 2025 at 4:04 PM
its really just that simple, theres an entire network of well-funded morons that can turn “litter boxes in classrooms” into a giant campaign issue whereas “armed goons sending kindergarten teachers to slave labor camps” gets ignored
This Everton/Burnley match is a tale of two teams deciding who has the shittiest strikers.
December 27, 2025 at 4:50 PM
This Everton/Burnley match is a tale of two teams deciding who has the shittiest strikers.
Announces pregnancy and exit strategy.
White House press secretary Karoline Leavitt announces pregnancy reut.rs/4scF61W
White House press secretary Karoline Leavitt announces pregnancy
White House press secretary Karoline Leavitt said on Friday that she is expecting a second child, a girl due in May.
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December 26, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Announces pregnancy and exit strategy.
When your son’s coordinator sends you a video of another type of helmet they’re considering getting him due to his head banging. No days off in Autismland.
December 26, 2025 at 4:58 PM
When your son’s coordinator sends you a video of another type of helmet they’re considering getting him due to his head banging. No days off in Autismland.