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Emily Lauer
@emilylauer.bsky.social
books, cheese, produce, professing, NYC, she/her
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My wokest opinion is that every community deserves an extremely well-funded library that’s open to everyone and that librarians and teachers should make like ten times what they make now.
"my least woke opinion is---"

That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.

Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 16, 2025 at 10:19 PM
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Strega Nona fanart! I think more of us should draw fanart of our childhood faves. What were the kids’ books that you remember fondly?
November 16, 2025 at 10:26 PM
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Getting paid for it.
What do you find the most difficult part of writing to be?
November 14, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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that would be great, I don't need to hear it again either
Mamdani: "I wish Andrew Cuomo only the best in private life but let tonight be the final time I utter his name."
November 5, 2025 at 9:02 AM
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This book is GREAT, go get it if you don't already have it!
hey Squad (by me and @lisasterle.bsky.social) is available for the extremely impossible to argue with price of $0 in eBook now.

So if you want a place to put the anger you're feeling toward shitty men, have I got the book for you.

Don't suffer bad men. Eat them.

www.amazon.com/Squad-Maggie...
Squad: A Graphic Novel
Amazon.com: Squad: A Graphic Novel eBook : Tokuda-Hall, Maggie, Sterle, Lisa: Kindle Store
www.amazon.com
November 4, 2025 at 10:33 PM
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Reminded AGAIN of that time two nice missionaries came to the house and I tried to tell them that a) I had heard of the guy and b) have a good afternoon, bye, but some brain wires got crossed and I said "I'm sure he's lovely" and slammed the door on them
i am so tired of hearing about jesus!!!!!! if you like jesus that is totally fine but please stop telling me about him!!!!
October 20, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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NO DRAB GAB TUESDAY
October 7, 2025 at 12:19 PM
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/adds to lexicon/
I just saw someone use the abbreviation “AI;DR” and I’ll be laughing for a while.
October 7, 2025 at 12:37 PM
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Finally a Large Language Model I can get behind
We are thrilled to announce that our NEW Large Language Model will be released on 11.18.25.
October 1, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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This is so wholesome I don’t know what to do with my face.
dudes rock
September 23, 2025 at 6:47 AM
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Bird on a Tree by Pablo Picasso, 1928
https://botfrens.com/collections/212/contents/137305
September 19, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Slightly diminish a book: The Penultimate Unicorn
Slightly diminish a book:

The Mimicking of Moderate Accomplishments
Slightly diminish a book:

Some Of Us Murderers
September 9, 2025 at 1:06 AM
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Don't forget about the DRM-free Humble Bundle from Tor (with Murderbot, Witch King, and more), benefiting World Center Kitchen. The donation is now at over 58,000. It would be awesome to get it up to $100,000.

www.humblebundle.com/books/martha...
Humble Book Bundle: Martha Wells' Murderbot and More by TOR
Fall in love with Martha Wells’ The Murderbot Diaries series—the engine behind the hit AppleTV adaptation—and help support World Central Kitchen.
www.humblebundle.com
September 1, 2025 at 4:12 PM
I’m excited!
NEW BOOK JUST DROPPED!? Children of Owl is a dash of magical realism that’s grounded in the tragic, triumphant, dauntless Lipan Apache lives of South Texas. With art by @abigailrajunov.bsky.social
August 28, 2025 at 11:11 PM
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Humblebundle to support World Central Kitchen, and get a bunch of my books from @tordotcom.bsky.social including Murderbot and Witch King! #booksky

www.humblebundle.com/books/martha...
Humble Book Bundle: Martha Wells' Murderbot and More by TOR
Fall in love with Martha Wells’ The Murderbot Diaries series—the engine behind the hit AppleTV adaptation—and help support World Central Kitchen.
www.humblebundle.com
August 24, 2025 at 2:57 AM
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Universal Art by Joaquín Torres-García, 1933 #artbots #guggenheim
https://botfrens.com/collections/212/contents/137590
August 24, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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And I’m mad about it
I recall all the circumstances
August 22, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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Something very very weird happened during the Hugos award ceremony... It's been on my mind for days, and so I wrote this blog: "When People Giggle at Your Name, or the 2025 Hugo Awards Incident"

grigorylukin.com/2025/08/21/w...

#Worldcon
August 21, 2025 at 8:12 PM
To celebrate Hemlock and Silver coming out tomorrow, my pal Larisa and I made you ✨THREE✨ T. Kingfisher bingo cards! Try your luck with Hemlock and Silver, or whichever @tkingfisher.com book you happen to be reading next! www.thefrumiousconsortium.net/2025/08/18/t...
T. Kingfisher BINGO and Hemlock and Silver Review!
Hemlock and Silver by T. Kingfisher comes out this week, August 19th! As always with T. Kingfisher’s prolific work, Hemlock and Silver is both creepy and kind, thought-provoking and comforting. It’…
www.thefrumiousconsortium.net
August 18, 2025 at 1:10 PM
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Apropos of absolutely nothing read North Continent Ribbon
August 9, 2025 at 10:20 AM
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August 8, 2025 at 3:57 PM
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This is now my standard set of authorial disclaimers: 1) No, not everything in my fiction is something I want/believe. 2) No, that sex scene isn't gratuitous, and that's not what "gratuitous" means. 3) No, I cannot stop people from blowing up the moon.
August 4, 2025 at 11:38 PM
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if a company came out and was like "we will not shove AI down your throat, we will not redirect funds towards AI, and we will just make sure this thing you use keeps working the way you like it" I think I would give them a lot of money
July 16, 2025 at 3:36 PM