Wyatt
@emeraldheart.bsky.social
He/him 🌈
Avid gamer. Hiking enthusiast.
RPG afficionado :)
Talk to me about story-heavy games 🎮
Avid gamer. Hiking enthusiast.
RPG afficionado :)
Talk to me about story-heavy games 🎮
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BAGGER: (spilling my groceries on the floor) Oh God. I'm so sorry. This isn't what I'm supposed to do.
ME: How are you supposed to do it?
MANAGER: She means she was gonna be a fox. In the woods and shit. But something happened and she got stuck.
BAGGER: (crying) Got so stuck.
ME: How are you supposed to do it?
MANAGER: She means she was gonna be a fox. In the woods and shit. But something happened and she got stuck.
BAGGER: (crying) Got so stuck.
January 17, 2026 at 10:44 AM
BAGGER: (spilling my groceries on the floor) Oh God. I'm so sorry. This isn't what I'm supposed to do.
ME: How are you supposed to do it?
MANAGER: She means she was gonna be a fox. In the woods and shit. But something happened and she got stuck.
BAGGER: (crying) Got so stuck.
ME: How are you supposed to do it?
MANAGER: She means she was gonna be a fox. In the woods and shit. But something happened and she got stuck.
BAGGER: (crying) Got so stuck.
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Man it is just so bad
January 17, 2026 at 4:59 PM
Man it is just so bad
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Conservatives Say Renée Good Was Brainwashed By Bible Into Loving Thy Neighbor
Conservatives Say Renée Good Was Brainwashed By Bible Into Loving Thy Neighbor
WASHINGTON—Calling her actions “indefensible,” Vice President JD Vance stated Thursday that Renée Good was brainwashed by the Bible into loving thy neighbor. “The fact of the matter is that Renée Good...
theonion.com
January 17, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Conservatives Say Renée Good Was Brainwashed By Bible Into Loving Thy Neighbor
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Humor is subjective after all
January 1, 2026 at 11:05 PM
Humor is subjective after all
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Unironically, you should have this as an emoji in every server you have any administrator or moderator capacity in. It's vital in this day and age (especially since Discord is an open book to any LEO that comes a-knockin' and will not humor The Edgy One of your group saying they were "just joking.")
Time to dust this one off again
January 3, 2026 at 3:06 PM
Unironically, you should have this as an emoji in every server you have any administrator or moderator capacity in. It's vital in this day and age (especially since Discord is an open book to any LEO that comes a-knockin' and will not humor The Edgy One of your group saying they were "just joking.")
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it’s stupid to not use ai just because it can induce psychosis and generate child porn. it’s like saying you’re hungry when there’s a hot dog on the ground outside that induces psychosis and generates child porn
January 2, 2026 at 4:10 PM
it’s stupid to not use ai just because it can induce psychosis and generate child porn. it’s like saying you’re hungry when there’s a hot dog on the ground outside that induces psychosis and generates child porn
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先發圖！！新年快樂馬⋯⋯
~🐎Happy New year🐎~
~🐎Happy New year🐎~
December 31, 2025 at 11:37 AM
先發圖！！新年快樂馬⋯⋯
~🐎Happy New year🐎~
~🐎Happy New year🐎~
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Games I have completed in 2025. Most of the games on this list I finished/played for the first time this year.
Extra special Shoutout to!
Satryn by @maybell.itch.io
Evil Egg by @ivysly.com
Platypus Reclayed by @claymatic.games
Y2Roll by @menacingmecha.bsky.social
Blippo+ by @blippo.plus
Extra special Shoutout to!
Satryn by @maybell.itch.io
Evil Egg by @ivysly.com
Platypus Reclayed by @claymatic.games
Y2Roll by @menacingmecha.bsky.social
Blippo+ by @blippo.plus
December 31, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Games I have completed in 2025. Most of the games on this list I finished/played for the first time this year.
Extra special Shoutout to!
Satryn by @maybell.itch.io
Evil Egg by @ivysly.com
Platypus Reclayed by @claymatic.games
Y2Roll by @menacingmecha.bsky.social
Blippo+ by @blippo.plus
Extra special Shoutout to!
Satryn by @maybell.itch.io
Evil Egg by @ivysly.com
Platypus Reclayed by @claymatic.games
Y2Roll by @menacingmecha.bsky.social
Blippo+ by @blippo.plus
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Save this, it's perfect.
December 27, 2025 at 7:31 AM
Save this, it's perfect.
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The original Betty Boop, the first four Nancy Drew books and Greta Garbo's first talkie are among the many works from 1930 that will be free to use, share and remake starting on Jan. 1. n.pr/4scrT9d
The cultural works becoming public domain in 2026, from Betty Boop to Nancy Drew
The original Betty Boop, the first four Nancy Drew books and Greta Garbo's first talkie are among the many works from 1930 that will be free to use, share and remake starting on Jan. 1.
n.pr
December 26, 2025 at 11:06 AM
The original Betty Boop, the first four Nancy Drew books and Greta Garbo's first talkie are among the many works from 1930 that will be free to use, share and remake starting on Jan. 1. n.pr/4scrT9d
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He was despised and rejected of men; a man of sorrows, and acquainted with grief.
December 23, 2025 at 11:49 PM
He was despised and rejected of men; a man of sorrows, and acquainted with grief.
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i had to drop what i was doing to make this
December 23, 2025 at 3:59 PM
i had to drop what i was doing to make this
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I mean yeah it’s an authoritarian takeover but can we take some comfort in the fact that the people doing it are INSANELY stupid?
December 23, 2025 at 8:15 PM
I mean yeah it’s an authoritarian takeover but can we take some comfort in the fact that the people doing it are INSANELY stupid?
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Blippo+ ($11.99) - the people behind Untitled Goose Game have taken a whole new turn: a wild simulation of channel surfing cable TV, but delivered to you from another planet. feels like something from the multimedia CD-ROM glory days, shined to a finish. store.steampowered.com/app/3323850/...
December 20, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Blippo+ ($11.99) - the people behind Untitled Goose Game have taken a whole new turn: a wild simulation of channel surfing cable TV, but delivered to you from another planet. feels like something from the multimedia CD-ROM glory days, shined to a finish. store.steampowered.com/app/3323850/...
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This is one of my absolute favorite games, and I so highly recommend it.
HYPNOSPACE CHEAP GO BUY IT
💲4.99 on Steam!* Check out them bundles too!!
💲5.99 on Nintendo Switch! Plays great on Switch 2 as well!!
💲4.99 on GOG!* No DRM, and no download client needed!!
*Windows, Mac, & Linux :D
💲4.99 on Steam!* Check out them bundles too!!
💲5.99 on Nintendo Switch! Plays great on Switch 2 as well!!
💲4.99 on GOG!* No DRM, and no download client needed!!
*Windows, Mac, & Linux :D
December 22, 2025 at 3:24 AM
This is one of my absolute favorite games, and I so highly recommend it.
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Guess I'll post this again
December 18, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Guess I'll post this again
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Friday is the deadline for the government to release files related to the life and death of convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein and there are still questions about what will be published and when. n.pr/4p4uAaa
Friday is the deadline to release the Epstein files. Here's what to expect
Friday is the deadline for the government to release files related to the life and death of convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein and there are still questions about what will be published and when.
n.pr
December 19, 2025 at 11:09 AM
Friday is the deadline for the government to release files related to the life and death of convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein and there are still questions about what will be published and when. n.pr/4p4uAaa
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You should make you new years resolution to stop using X / Twitter.
You really don't need it. It's a nazi bar full of bots that's not good for traffic.
Even better, drop it now.
You really don't need it. It's a nazi bar full of bots that's not good for traffic.
Even better, drop it now.
December 16, 2025 at 2:15 PM
You should make you new years resolution to stop using X / Twitter.
You really don't need it. It's a nazi bar full of bots that's not good for traffic.
Even better, drop it now.
You really don't need it. It's a nazi bar full of bots that's not good for traffic.
Even better, drop it now.
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didn't think it'd be possible for larian to burn 100% of the goodwill earned by a slam dunk release like bg3, yet here we are
December 16, 2025 at 2:29 PM
didn't think it'd be possible for larian to burn 100% of the goodwill earned by a slam dunk release like bg3, yet here we are
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An old journal comic repost to remind myself that the time is now and I’m not stuck
December 15, 2025 at 4:57 PM
An old journal comic repost to remind myself that the time is now and I’m not stuck