eli bees
@elibees.bsky.social
hi im eli. analog game dev, occasional writer, he/they. elibees.itch.io
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i’m setting you free. i’m releasing you from the discourse
December 2, 2025 at 1:39 AM
i’m setting you free. i’m releasing you from the discourse
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another awesome dwarf fortress post
December 1, 2025 at 11:54 PM
another awesome dwarf fortress post
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absolutely phenomenal. yupppp that's what i was scoping in on! that's what i wanted to shoot at!
December 1, 2025 at 1:53 AM
absolutely phenomenal. yupppp that's what i was scoping in on! that's what i wanted to shoot at!
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me: i don’t feel safe with other people. like, any praise in general my brain dismisses it
Therapist Who is a Caveman: me see. you am deserve love. we all am. yes. need love survive
me: i guess. it’s just hard trying to function when you still got your training wheels on
Caveman Therapist: wheel?
Therapist Who is a Caveman: me see. you am deserve love. we all am. yes. need love survive
me: i guess. it’s just hard trying to function when you still got your training wheels on
Caveman Therapist: wheel?
November 19, 2025 at 10:24 PM
me: i don’t feel safe with other people. like, any praise in general my brain dismisses it
Therapist Who is a Caveman: me see. you am deserve love. we all am. yes. need love survive
me: i guess. it’s just hard trying to function when you still got your training wheels on
Caveman Therapist: wheel?
Therapist Who is a Caveman: me see. you am deserve love. we all am. yes. need love survive
me: i guess. it’s just hard trying to function when you still got your training wheels on
Caveman Therapist: wheel?
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In Super Mario Sunshine, Mario is immune to bees while talking. He will be pushed around by them, but not be harmed while he's engaged in conversation. Note that he is not simply immune to damage - e.g. he will still die to heat stroke while talking. It is specifically bees.
November 17, 2025 at 6:38 PM
In Super Mario Sunshine, Mario is immune to bees while talking. He will be pushed around by them, but not be harmed while he's engaged in conversation. Note that he is not simply immune to damage - e.g. he will still die to heat stroke while talking. It is specifically bees.
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Looks like the Birchers weren’t entirely wrong about domino theory
November 5, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Looks like the Birchers weren’t entirely wrong about domino theory
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good morning specifically to the FBI agent who introduced Mamdani’s dad to Marx
November 5, 2025 at 2:21 PM
good morning specifically to the FBI agent who introduced Mamdani’s dad to Marx
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People on here will post anything. 'Baseball games have 9 innings.' No they don’t. That isn’t true.
November 2, 2025 at 4:10 AM
People on here will post anything. 'Baseball games have 9 innings.' No they don’t. That isn’t true.
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Performatively reading in the cafe, but wearing white gloves so I'm still venerating the Book As Object, with a t-shirt saying "I know archivists don't wear gloves" so people know the gloves are performative.
October 14, 2025 at 11:12 AM
Performatively reading in the cafe, but wearing white gloves so I'm still venerating the Book As Object, with a t-shirt saying "I know archivists don't wear gloves" so people know the gloves are performative.
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hello hello 👋 allergist here. as we get closer to fall allergy season, it might be helpful for me to share my perspective. if a patient tells me they're suffering from some kind of allergy, i usually tell them to knock it off. if that doesn't resolve matters i just tell them to stop bothering me
August 22, 2025 at 5:53 PM
hello hello 👋 allergist here. as we get closer to fall allergy season, it might be helpful for me to share my perspective. if a patient tells me they're suffering from some kind of allergy, i usually tell them to knock it off. if that doesn't resolve matters i just tell them to stop bothering me
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me (sober): i will not go to the town that is shrouded in fog to find my wife who has been dead for three years
me (after three beers): could she really be here after all this time? in our special place?
me (after three beers): could she really be here after all this time? in our special place?
August 22, 2025 at 7:30 AM
me (sober): i will not go to the town that is shrouded in fog to find my wife who has been dead for three years
me (after three beers): could she really be here after all this time? in our special place?
me (after three beers): could she really be here after all this time? in our special place?
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Pagliacci goes to see Pagliacci. He's in the audience, but also on the stage. "Is this, fuck," he thinks. "Am I in a Lynch film right now. Am I in Mullholland Drive." Captured by confusion, horror, and strange, exultant sorrow, the clown must admit he is no longer depressed
August 8, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Pagliacci goes to see Pagliacci. He's in the audience, but also on the stage. "Is this, fuck," he thinks. "Am I in a Lynch film right now. Am I in Mullholland Drive." Captured by confusion, horror, and strange, exultant sorrow, the clown must admit he is no longer depressed
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well. at least there's new worms
Chinese submersible has discovered thousands of worms and molluscs nearly 10 kilometres (six miles) below sea level in the Mariana Trench, the deepest colony of creatures ever observed
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u.afp.com/Sg9Z
July 31, 2025 at 4:59 AM
well. at least there's new worms
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Another cinematic DRACULA adaptation, another set of COWARDS too afraid to do right by the source material and include a RANDOM, INEXPLICABLE COWBOY
June 27, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Another cinematic DRACULA adaptation, another set of COWARDS too afraid to do right by the source material and include a RANDOM, INEXPLICABLE COWBOY
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we making bad comics?
June 24, 2025 at 9:31 PM
we making bad comics?
here's my #makeaterriblecomicday comic it's called furniture salesperson power fantasy
June 24, 2025 at 8:38 PM
here's my #makeaterriblecomicday comic it's called furniture salesperson power fantasy
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If you think Jaws is scary for not really showing the shark, you should check out spielberg's other films. they don't show the shark at all
June 20, 2025 at 6:14 PM
If you think Jaws is scary for not really showing the shark, you should check out spielberg's other films. they don't show the shark at all
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Gay little Sprecko???? Happy Pride month!!! 🏳️🌈
June 1, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Gay little Sprecko???? Happy Pride month!!! 🏳️🌈
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The Harlem Globetrotters never show up on TV anymore to help people out of jams through the power of basketball. They're still out there, but we decided as a society we do not need their help. Perhaps this, the hubris of man, is why we fall.
May 20, 2025 at 2:35 PM
The Harlem Globetrotters never show up on TV anymore to help people out of jams through the power of basketball. They're still out there, but we decided as a society we do not need their help. Perhaps this, the hubris of man, is why we fall.
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Because children in stellaris are pre-sapients, you can legalise hunting them for sport
May 11, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Because children in stellaris are pre-sapients, you can legalise hunting them for sport