Elizabeth Arnold
@eliarn.bsky.social
Chief cook and bottle washer, laundry fairy, finder of lost items
Tonight, in our church, a horrific crime against lemon drizzle was committed 😱
February 9, 2026 at 9:15 PM
Tonight, in our church, a horrific crime against lemon drizzle was committed 😱
Reposted by Elizabeth Arnold
Italian voice actor Carlo Bononi was the voice of all of the characters on Pingu. A trained clown by trade, he used a theater technique called grammelot, which consists of "speaking" in a mix of babbled gibberish noises. He improvised all the voices live and unscripted.
January 20, 2026 at 3:49 PM
Italian voice actor Carlo Bononi was the voice of all of the characters on Pingu. A trained clown by trade, he used a theater technique called grammelot, which consists of "speaking" in a mix of babbled gibberish noises. He improvised all the voices live and unscripted.
So just your average Tuesday then
Jens-Frederik Nielsen urges his people to prepare for a possible invasion, Starmer dismisses Trump’s attack on the UK’s Chagos deal and in Davos, Macron warns of US ‘colonialism’
Trump latest: war can’t be ruled out, says Greenland PM
Jens-Frederik Nielsen urges his people to prepare for a possible invasion, Starmer dismisses Trump’s attack on the UK’s Chagos deal and in Davos, Macron warns of US ‘colonialism’
www.thetimes.com
January 20, 2026 at 6:52 PM
So just your average Tuesday then
Consider this an act of violence by the swimming school
January 17, 2026 at 11:34 AM
Consider this an act of violence by the swimming school
Takes 2 minutes
January 7, 2026 at 4:40 PM
Takes 2 minutes
Anybody seen my dog?
January 5, 2026 at 1:09 PM
Anybody seen my dog?
lol at OH having to point out to Slimming World that it’s Thursday not Friday and they are setting up in the church hall a day early
January 1, 2026 at 9:22 PM
lol at OH having to point out to Slimming World that it’s Thursday not Friday and they are setting up in the church hall a day early
VODKA
SEX
CRAB
😱
SEX
CRAB
😱
The first 3 words you see will define your 2026.
MONEY
TRAVELS
PIZZA
sounds good to me.
MONEY
TRAVELS
PIZZA
sounds good to me.
December 29, 2025 at 11:38 AM
VODKA
SEX
CRAB
😱
SEX
CRAB
😱
Reposted by Elizabeth Arnold
The first 3 words you see will define your 2026.
MONEY
TRAVELS
PIZZA
sounds good to me.
MONEY
TRAVELS
PIZZA
sounds good to me.
December 28, 2025 at 4:13 PM
The first 3 words you see will define your 2026.
MONEY
TRAVELS
PIZZA
sounds good to me.
MONEY
TRAVELS
PIZZA
sounds good to me.
Has anyone seen the Christmas table runner?
December 24, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Has anyone seen the Christmas table runner?
Reposted by Elizabeth Arnold
Rare footage of St Paul’s Cathedral testing its giant flamethrower
December 21, 2025 at 8:37 AM
Rare footage of St Paul’s Cathedral testing its giant flamethrower
Sigh
Excited to wake up tomorrow and find out if Australia are 450-9 or England are 123-8 #thecricket #theashes
November 22, 2025 at 8:28 AM
Sigh
Excited to wake up tomorrow and find out if Australia are 450-9 or England are 123-8 #thecricket #theashes
November 21, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Excited to wake up tomorrow and find out if Australia are 450-9 or England are 123-8 #thecricket #theashes
Up at bonkers o’clock to go to that London, but got to see the Aurora as compensation
November 13, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Up at bonkers o’clock to go to that London, but got to see the Aurora as compensation
Reposted by Elizabeth Arnold
This is surely the final nail in Donald Trump’s coffin. A coffin made entirely of nails.
May 30, 2024 at 9:28 PM
This is surely the final nail in Donald Trump’s coffin. A coffin made entirely of nails.
@remembrancewatch.bsky.social we shall remember then on the greens and in the bar afterwards
November 9, 2025 at 3:10 PM
@remembrancewatch.bsky.social we shall remember then on the greens and in the bar afterwards
Put some music on for the dog and got Whammed in November 😱
November 8, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Put some music on for the dog and got Whammed in November 😱
Reposted by Elizabeth Arnold
There’s no screening for ovarian cancer and it’s really difficult to spot: you can’t squidge your ovaries in the shower to check for lumps. Also it’s very good at masquerading at other things, like IBS and diverticulitis.
Please take a look at this list of symptoms - and share if you can.
Please take a look at this list of symptoms - and share if you can.
November 3, 2025 at 2:16 PM
There’s no screening for ovarian cancer and it’s really difficult to spot: you can’t squidge your ovaries in the shower to check for lumps. Also it’s very good at masquerading at other things, like IBS and diverticulitis.
Please take a look at this list of symptoms - and share if you can.
Please take a look at this list of symptoms - and share if you can.
Reposted by Elizabeth Arnold
"But soft! What light through yonder window... BRAKES!"
Shakespeare family home damaged by reversing driver
Shakespeare family home damaged by reversing driver
A 17th-century building that housed William Shakespeare's family has been left damaged after a driver reversed into it.
news.sky.com
October 19, 2025 at 12:23 PM
"But soft! What light through yonder window... BRAKES!"
Reposted by Elizabeth Arnold
The Bishop of Birmingham has written to the Shadow Justice Secretary Robert Jenrick about his comments about Handsworth
October 7, 2025 at 6:56 PM
The Bishop of Birmingham has written to the Shadow Justice Secretary Robert Jenrick about his comments about Handsworth
Dunno that I really fancy eating the captain’s chocolate brownies 😬
September 30, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Dunno that I really fancy eating the captain’s chocolate brownies 😬
Reposted by Elizabeth Arnold
A quick guide on "How to fall downstairs":
Step 1
Step 6
Step 8, 9, 10, 11.
Step 1
Step 6
Step 8, 9, 10, 11.
September 23, 2025 at 5:59 AM
A quick guide on "How to fall downstairs":
Step 1
Step 6
Step 8, 9, 10, 11.
Step 1
Step 6
Step 8, 9, 10, 11.
Unmissable job offer here from the weird HR spam bots
September 18, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Unmissable job offer here from the weird HR spam bots