Elizabeth Arnold
@eliarn.bsky.social
Chief cook and bottle washer, laundry fairy, finder of lost items
I came to add this, though my youngest is only 9 😄
December 4, 2025 at 9:28 PM
I came to add this, though my youngest is only 9 😄
Well, at least it wasn’t <first name here>
December 4, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Well, at least it wasn’t <first name here>
Has he declared war on commas?
December 3, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Has he declared war on commas?
When I told someone at work that my husband was training to be a vicar he replied ‘is he into that kind of stuff then?’
December 2, 2025 at 8:03 AM
When I told someone at work that my husband was training to be a vicar he replied ‘is he into that kind of stuff then?’
That’s a safeguarding report right there.
December 1, 2025 at 11:04 AM
That’s a safeguarding report right there.
Yesterday someone round here did a full on 15minute display even though it was raining like the great flood. Baffling
November 30, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Yesterday someone round here did a full on 15minute display even though it was raining like the great flood. Baffling
Christmas film afternoon (can wear pjs)
November 28, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Christmas film afternoon (can wear pjs)
Someone has clearly not spent enough time in a sweltering school hall on the world’s smallest chair watching a semi audible retelling of the birth of Christ.
November 28, 2025 at 11:34 AM
Someone has clearly not spent enough time in a sweltering school hall on the world’s smallest chair watching a semi audible retelling of the birth of Christ.
Do you think it will work if I just rename the orangery?
November 26, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Do you think it will work if I just rename the orangery?
Could go the other way: if there’s no difference between a 9 year old and a 30 year old why is the age of consent 16, etc
November 25, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Could go the other way: if there’s no difference between a 9 year old and a 30 year old why is the age of consent 16, etc
And every parent of primary school kids rejoiced 🥳
November 25, 2025 at 7:11 PM
And every parent of primary school kids rejoiced 🥳
When the BNP got a foothold on Barking council in the 2000’s a (not) surprising number of them turned out to be in arrears with their own council tax.
November 19, 2025 at 3:15 PM
When the BNP got a foothold on Barking council in the 2000’s a (not) surprising number of them turned out to be in arrears with their own council tax.
‘The world was a better place when I was young and fit and my knees didn’t creak’
November 14, 2025 at 10:02 AM
‘The world was a better place when I was young and fit and my knees didn’t creak’
Misread that as bomber control and didn’t think it sounded unlikely 😢
November 13, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Misread that as bomber control and didn’t think it sounded unlikely 😢
This is surely the final nail in Donald Trump’s coffin. A coffin made entirely of nails.
November 12, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Mexico City levels of planning in action.
November 12, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Mexico City levels of planning in action.
My gran made it to 96, never met a vegetable she couldn’t overcook and was doing a litre of gin a week for at least her last decade. #goals
November 8, 2025 at 8:56 PM
My gran made it to 96, never met a vegetable she couldn’t overcook and was doing a litre of gin a week for at least her last decade. #goals
Joe should be the next Bond
November 7, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Joe should be the next Bond